Quick, without looking

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:06:28 -0500

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Tell me how many tits you have!

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Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:30:56 -0600

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iDRMRSR did pass the time by typing:
> Tell me how many tits you have!

In me hands, none.
That makes me very sad.

But not to fear, the night is young
and not am I. er.. shit. Well at least
the pub is open and not every coffee house
is a starschmucks.

--
rbg
Drink to live,
Live to drink.
sittin on the toilet,
head in the sink.

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 03:21:51 GMT

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> iDRMRSR did pass the time by typing:

> > Tell me how many tits you have!

Eight. Dear GOD, kids, leave those pills alone! You'll turn your DNA
helix into spaghetti and THEN you'll be AAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

--

HellPope Huey
If we could just get everyone to close his eyes for an hour
and imagine world peace,
think of how serene and quiet it would be
until the looting started.

"I don't need matches to burn stuff down.
All I need is these two hands
and a lack of adult supervision."
- "That 70s Show"

Setting a good example for children
takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:33:21 -0800

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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:30:56 -0600, "Rev. Beergoggles"
wrote:

>Drink to live,
>Live to drink.
>sittin on the toilet,
>head in the sink.

I may make you feel, but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"
---Steven Wright.

Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:02:14 +1100

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>>Tell me how many tits you have!
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> In me hands, none.
> That makes me very sad.

remember that mouse that they grew a human ear on the back of?

would you be happier if we grew some pert little breasts in the palms of
your hands? just the right size for you to reach the nipples?

Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 14:36:08 -0000

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nikolai kingsley wrote in
news:30b069F2ujfbbU3@uni-berlin.de:

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>>>Tell me how many tits you have!
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>> In me hands, none.
>> That makes me very sad.
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> remember that mouse that they grew a human ear on the back of?
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> would you be happier if we grew some pert little breasts in the palms of
> your hands? just the right size for you to reach the nipples?
>

A former coworker once told me that I was such a good fella that he would
marry me if I grew titties on my back. Now he is in prison for too many
DUIs. I hope he managed to grow some titties on his back.

-phy

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:32:00 -0800

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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:06:28 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
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Actually I had a 20 minute conversation today about how many nipples,
exactly, a person has and why everybody has the same number of nipples
and how even though half of us have a different number of tits than
the other half, ALL of us have the same number of nipples.

Actually the conversation started with me trying to define the word
"supernumerary".

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Libertarians are just survivalists who don't know how to survive.
- Niall

Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 10:10:18 +0000

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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:06:28 -0500, in reply to "iDRMRSR"
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None. The milk bottles are safely inside the fridge now.

Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 10:18:32 -0500

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iDRMRSR wrote:
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two large ones, some rather large moles in the right area that could be
third and fourth nipples, and that extra set attached to my wife that
she lets me play with. Ummm... six?

Rich

Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 10:39:22 -0600

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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:06:28 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

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Only me and the Grand Inquisitor know for sure.

Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 18:16:30 GMT

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The expression T(it)(1) - which has value [1
(n)ipple,1(n)ipple ,1(t)it ,1(t)it]); (t)it's are
the set of weights for a surface of breastplate
in ordinary projective three dimensional
anotomical space [3]. The expression Ti(t(0),1x 3) - which computes the
primitive Hodge numbers of
a set of mammary glands which include the areola.

Therefore, I have 13013 tits.
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Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 17:36:24 GMT

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iDRMRSR wrote:
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Two tits, three nipples. Please don't burn me at the stake for this!

--With love, the Rabbs

Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 05:45:52 +1100

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> Two tits, three nipples. Please don't burn me at the stake for this!
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that sounds like a softcore porn western or vampire badfilm. "Two tits,
three nipples, one stake". someone write a business plan for a film.
i'll fake some kind of script.

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 19:59:12 GMT

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>Tell me how many tits you have!
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Not enough. I am tired of squeezing my own. And my sisters Pomerainian won't
let me come near her any more.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 23:06:26 GMT

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In article <20041121145912.11818.00000966@mb-m16.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:

> >Tell me how many tits you have!
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> Not enough. I am tired of squeezing my own. And my sisters Pomerainian won't
> let me come near her any more.

I sure am sorry to hear this. Both Ecclisastes and Arnoldclessians
state that those who fondle small dogs cannot be saved. I rather liked
you; its a shame you have ruined my regard with the searing image of you
rolling Pomeranian nips between your fingers and dry-humping the couch.
Oh well, see you in Hell!

--

HellPope Huey
Give me the strength to change the things I can change,
to accept the things I cannot
and a great big bag of money.

It is no measure of health
to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
- Krishnamurti

"Like a midget at a urinal,
I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"