SubG and Election 2004
Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 09:59:56 -0500
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Hmmm, Bush, from TEXAS, needs only a minor majority in OHIO to win this
election. Am I the only one that sees a SubGenius link here? Started
in TEXAS currently residing in OHIO? How much did the conspiracy pay
the Church to deliver these results? Once again, BOB wins and WE get FUCKED
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:00:24 -0500
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In article , Vaylor Trucks
wrote:
> Hmmm, Bush, from TEXAS, needs only a minor majority in OHIO to win this
> election. Am I the only one that sees a SubGenius link here? Started
> in TEXAS currently residing in OHIO? How much did the conspiracy pay
> the Church to deliver these results? Once again, BOB wins and WE get FUCKED
Hey, don't blame me. J'lahn warned us what would happen when those
Kerry campaign people treated him like a nut.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:08:39 -0800
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:00:24 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , Vaylor Trucks
> wrote:
>
>> Hmmm, Bush, from TEXAS, needs only a minor majority in OHIO to win this
>> election. Am I the only one that sees a SubGenius link here? Started
>> in TEXAS currently residing in OHIO? How much did the conspiracy pay
>> the Church to deliver these results? Once again, BOB wins and WE get FUCKED
>
>Hey, don't blame me. J'lahn warned us what would happen when those
>Kerry campaign people treated him like a nut.
http://tinyurl.com/5glwm
"I'll cut you off right there. It *really* did happen. It was wrong. I
was pissed. I no longer support Kerry. I predict that the long
forgotten (and quickly buried) Kerry-Intern scandal will be his
undoing. It will happen within 1 month of the election. And it will
ruin him. And he will lose. And it will happen because this universe
is a system of checks and balances. See, when they dissed me (of all
people!), they made a huge error. It's cost them the election,
actually."
If the Kerry-intern scandal comes up again within a month after the
election, he will not only still be right, but he will be right
BACKWARDS IN TIME.
His eerie powers know no bounds, or even logic, he is BEYOND all that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Actually, I ~ ;this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it.
When I'm talking about ~ ;when I'm talking about myself, and when
he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
- George W Bush, Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
Correspondent:: zerofool_111@hotmail.com (Patient ZERO The Fool)
Date: 7 Nov 2004 20:38:51 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> >
> >Hey, don't blame me. J'lahn warned us what would happen when those
> >Kerry campaign people treated him like a nut.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5glwm
>
Way back when, I said: "And he will lose. And it will happen because
this universe is a system of checks and balances. See, when they
dissed me (of all people!), they made a huge error. It's cost them the
election, actually." This was all in reaction to being banned from the
so-called Open Town Meeting for talking about how lame the "Kerry the
hunter" bullshit was. Remember?
So... I'm sorry, which part didn't come true? Oh, the intern thing?
BIG DEAL. He fucking lost. I predicted they would lose for dissing me
in the online forum and they lost. Stop whining (like Bill said) and
just deal with the loss. Ol' Reckless Joe --- still stinging from
bitter defeat. It'll get better... over time. For now, why don't you
put some Mercurochrome on it. Should still be right there on the top
shelf of the medicine cabinet.
BTW --- thanks for reminding people how much math I've had. Just in
case someone's afraid to click on the tinyurl link, I'll recap it
here:
ACTUAL MATHEMATICS? First off, my father has a Ph.D. in math. Math has
always been a VERY BIG part of my life. In fact, aside from my 20
years in IT, Math and Physics are my specialties. In terms of
coursework, here's the math I've had:
Ma 115 Mathematical Analysis I
Functions of one variable, limits, continuity, derivatives, chain
rule, maxima and minima, exponential and logarithm, inverse functions,
antiderivatives, elementary differential equations, Riemann sums, the
Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, vectors and determinants.
Ma 116 Mathematical Analysis II
Techniques of integration, infinite series and Taylor series, polar
coordinates, double integrals, improper integrals, parametric curves,
arc length, functions of severable variables, partial derivatives,
gradients and directional derivatives.
Ma 220 Differential Equations and Multivariate Calculus
Double and triple integrals; polar cylindrical and spherical
coordinates; surface integrals; first order D.E.'s, linear D.E.'s,
methods of undetermined coefficients and variation of parameters;
series solutions; numerical methods for D.E.'s, Laplace Transforms.
Ma 221 Mathematical Analysis III
Ordinary differential equations of first and second order, homogeneous
and nonhomogeneous equations, improper integrals, Laplace transforms,
infinite sequences and series, series solutions of ordinary
differential equations, Bessel functions.
Ma 227 Mathematical Analysis IV
Boundary-value problems; orthogonal functions; Fourier series;
separation of variables for partial differential equations; matrices
and determinants; Cramer's rule; row reduction of matrices;
eigenvalues and eigenvectors; systems of equations; double and triple
integrals; polar, cylindrical and spherical coordinates; surface and
line integrals; integral theorems of Green, Gauss and Stokes. Required
for those in the Engineering curriculum.
Ma 230 Multivariate Calculus and Optimization
The course begins with a study of n-dimensional geometry (hyperplanes,
hyperspheres, convex hulls, convex polyhedra), and moves on to study
the differential calculus of functions of several variables. In this
context, classical optimization theory is studied --that is, the
application of calculus to the basic problem of finding the maxima and
minima of a continuous function of one or more variables, using
Lagrange multipliers, and paying particular attention to convex and
concave functions. The final major topic studied is linear programming
through the simplex method. Computational methods are stressed
throughout. Other topics, such as search techniques, will be taken up
as time permits.
Ma 346 Numerical Methods
This course addresses the fundamental question of how one may use a
finite state digital machine to provide useful answers to questions
derived from models involving non- finite descriptions. The solution
of transcendental equations, systems of equations, and differential
equations will be discussed. Numerical integration as well as mini-max
approximation of functions will be highlighted. Ways of estimating and
controlling roundoff will be outlined and implemented.
Ma 547 Advanced Calculus I
Elementary topology of Euclidean spaces; differential calculus of
functions of several variables; inverse and implicit function
theorems; integration; differential forms; theorems of Gauss, Green
and Stokes.
Ma 548 Advanced Calculus II
A continuation of Ma 547 but with greater emphasis on mathematical
rigor. Topics covered may include convergence of series,
Riemann-Stieltjes integration, functions of bounded variation, metric
spaces, introduction to measure theory and functional analysis.
Ma 637 Mathematical Logic I
Propositional calculus; syntax and semantics of first order theories;
completeness theorem; elementary model theory: axiomatic development
of Zermelo-Fraenkel or Bernays-Gödel set theory; ordinals, cardinals,
the axiom of choice and several equivalent axioms.
Ma 638 Mathematical Logic II
First order number theory; primitive and general recursive functions;
arithmetization; Gauodel's incompleteness theorems; Tarski's theorems;
syntax and semantics of second order theories.
Ma 753/773 Advanced Topics in Mathematical Logic
Selected topics in mathematical logic. Topics may include: a study of
the connection between the semantical and syntactical treatments of
propositional calculus and quantification theory, including references
to the works of Harbrand, Dreben and Hintikka, Gödel's completeness
for theorem for the first order and predicate calculus, recursive
function theory, decidable theories, and Gödel's incompleteness
theorem for arithmetic, axiomatic set theory, model theory.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 21:26:28 -0800
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On 7 Nov 2004 20:38:51 -0800, zerofool_111@hotmail.com (Patient ZERO
The Fool) wrote:
>So... I'm sorry, which part didn't come true? Oh, the intern thing?
Your prediction was that he wouldn't be elected, because of an intern
scandal. Which part didn't come true? THE PREDICTION, that's what
part.
>This was all in reaction to being banned
No, it was all in reaction to you being enough of a FUCKING LOON that
you really believe the UNIVERSE is going to punish John Kerry because
some people working on his campaign were not sufficiently respectful
to you. Which is the thought process of a FUCKING INSANE PERSON.
So how's the Russian campaign coming, Napoleon?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The coolness of the weapons helps take the sting out of
having one's airports police-stated." -- Rev. Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: zerofool_111@hotmail.com (Patient ZERO The Fool)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 09:25:39 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:<3n0uo01pap3f7t6pe5qhkec07s1d5kq6mp@4ax.com>...
>
> ...that you really believe the UNIVERSE is going to punish John Kerry
> because some people working on his campaign were not sufficiently respectful
> to you.
>
How THE FUCK do *you* really know what *I* believe??? Flawed
assumptions are all you've got, Joe.
WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER, JOE!!! At all!!!
Some day, maybe we'll really get to know each other. Then, if you
still don't like me, you might actually have a leg to stand on. But
right now, it's all speculative. Based on theatrics, actually.
Alt.slack histrionics. And while you certainly seem to believe that
this place is a substitute for REAL LIFE INTERACTION with other
people, Joe, it's not. This is a stage. You play the part of the
frustrated, under-educated, degree-less, and perpetually unemployed
loser who stays at home 24x7. Bathing your decaying body and brushing
your rotting teeth once, maybe twice a week at most. EWWWW! I play the
part of the wealthy, highly educated TECHNO-MYSTIC who was given a
Divine Gift (111) at the age of 3.
I understand why you're so frustrated and so angry (and so jealous!).
You're angry and frustrated because I said that Kerry would lose and
he lost. You really thought he would win. Well, he didn't. HE LOST,
JOE! Why don't you go join some "they HACKED the vote" thread
somewhere. That might help you feel better. For a little while, at
least.
So long, CRABBY! Now even Patient ZERO is Going Dark...
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 11:39:15 -0800
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On 8 Nov 2004 09:25:39 -0800, zerofool_111@hotmail.com (Patient ZERO
The Fool) wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote in message news:<3n0uo01pap3f7t6pe5qhkec07s1d5kq6mp@4ax.com>...
>
>>
>> ...that you really believe the UNIVERSE is going to punish John Kerry
>> because some people working on his campaign were not sufficiently respectful
>> to you.
>>
>
>How THE FUCK do *you* really know what *I* believe???
lol
"it will happen because this universe
is a system of checks and balances. See, when they dissed me (of all
people!), they made a huge error. It's cost them the election,
actually."
source:
http://tinyurl.com/5glwm
>Now even Patient ZERO is Going Dark...
lol
yeah see you in five minutes, Napoleon
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography
-Ambrose Beirce
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Nov 2004 14:26:31 GMT
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zerofool_111@hotmail.com (Patient ZERO The Fool) wrote in
news:c49c2937.0411080925.1939bf4a@posting.google.com:
> So long, CRABBY! Now even Patient ZERO is Going Dark...
>
IS THAT A PROMISE, FUCKWIT?
No, you've lied to us time and again in the past. Our only hope of you going
dark is if the rubber room squad come and fit you for that special canvas
jacket and take you on an extended vacation to Club Prozac.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM