The Book of The Subgenius III

Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 14:43:33 -0500

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When is it coming out?????????
c'mon please please please...
I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 20:15:42 GMT

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Slack Master K.O.N. wrote:
> When is it coming out?????????
> c'mon please please please...
> I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's available now. Just send nu-monet 1 soul and you'll receive your
copy in six metaphorical days.


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 20:08:01 -0800

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> Slack Master K.O.N. wrote:
> > When is it coming out?????????
> > c'mon please please please...
> > I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> It's available now. Just send nu-monet 1 soul and you'll receive your
> copy in six metaphorical days.

Yeah, I need one, too. I'm almost out of coffee filters and I've
worked my way down to the glossary of terms in the back.

--

HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic

People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle

"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Nov 2004 18:34:15 GMT

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>When is it coming out?????????
>c'mon please please please...
>I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

We do need a new Holy Book to kep Stang's income up and to keep us form being
overwelmed with his constant pushing the Church Store Products on us.

Why not have the Connites wite it?

The Book of the Subgenius:
"Blessed are the Juices of Connie"

Stang can "edit" it so he can get his usual "cut"

We have enough talented Connites around that they could hack out a bumk of
worthless crap faster then Steven King or Dr. Phil.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 06:07:00 +1100

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> We do need a new Holy Book to kep Stang's income up and to keep us form being
> overwelmed with his constant pushing the Church Store Products on us.
>
> Why not have the Connites wite it?


if Reverend Stang wants to propose a general subject, like "100 years
after X-Day", several of us could have a whack at that. i don't know if
there's any profit in publishing, these days.



Correspondent:: Ned Wreck
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:15:21 -0600

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Slack Master K.O.N. wrote:
> When is it coming out?????????
> c'mon please please please...
> I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
Why worry about it? The First goddamn book keeps changing every time I
read it. Just re-read it.

Ned


Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:29:55 -0500

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"Ned Wreck" wrote in message
news:L1dkd.60978$Tq1.59254@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
> Slack Master K.O.N. wrote:
>> When is it coming out?????????
>> c'mon please please please...
>> I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Why worry about it? The First goddamn book keeps changing every time I
> read it. Just re-read it.
>
> Ned

Good point, So I guess I'm not the only one who's noticed that!