What I like most about Thanksgiving

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:44:30 -0700

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The Negro spirituals!

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:48:41 -0800

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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:44:30 -0700, Baldin Pramer
wrote:

>The Negro spirituals!

For me it is always that moment when we have cut the turkey's throat
and we are spraying the blood over each other and rubbing it over our
naked bodies as we dance wildly around the fire pit.

And I think "ahh, this is what it's all about." Ya know?


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Correspondent:: Leonard the Committed
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 21:22:20 -0500

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Zapanaz wrote:

> On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:44:30 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
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>>The Negro spirituals!
>
> For me it is always that moment when we have cut the turkey's throat
> and we are spraying the blood over each other and rubbing it over our
> naked bodies as we dance wildly around the fire pit.
>
> And I think "ahh, this is what it's all about." Ya know?
>

Is that how they make a turkey Kosher, I always wondered....



Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 27 Nov 2004 05:57:26 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:44:30 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
>
> >The Negro spirituals!
>
> For me it is always that moment when we have cut the turkey's throat
> and we are spraying the blood over each other and rubbing it over our
> naked bodies as we dance wildly around the fire pit.
>
> And I think "ahh, this is what it's all about." Ya know?

There's a lot to be said for fucking the neck stump after lopping the
head off whilst it's still flailing about, don't you think? Also, it
has a more unique flavor if you hump the corpse just before putting it
in the oven. Lastly, the meat will be more tender if you bukkake the
turkey halfway through the bake cycle.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 11:43:14 -0800

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On 27 Nov 2004 05:57:26 -0800, drdark@37.com (DoktorDark) wrote:

>There's a lot to be said for fucking the neck stump after lopping the
>head off whilst it's still flailing about, don't you think?

What, is there another way to make stuffing?


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Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 05:11:06 -0000

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Baldin Pramer wrote in
news:41a634f1$1@nntp.zianet.com:

> The Negro spirituals!
>

That was the worst part about today. Especially since they were played on
an old fashion one speaker tape cassette recorder.

-phy


Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:30:29 -0700

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phy wrote:

> Baldin Pramer wrote in
> news:41a634f1$1@nntp.zianet.com:
>
>
>>The Negro spirituals!
>>
>
>
> That was the worst part about today. Especially since they were played on
> an old fashion one speaker tape cassette recorder.
>
> -phy

Ah.... an audiophy. Well, COME THE REVOLUTION your type will be
listening to your Negro spirituals through toilet paper tubes.

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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 18:07:16 -0000

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Baldin Pramer wrote in
news:41a758f9$1@nntp.zianet.com:

>> That was the worst part about today. Especially since they were
>> played on an old fashion one speaker tape cassette recorder.
>>
>> -phy
>
> Ah.... an audiophy. Well, COME THE REVOLUTION your type will be
> listening to your Negro spirituals through toilet paper tubes.

I will stab my brain with a QTip before I let that happen.

-phy


Correspondent:: "BEN"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:33:00 +1100

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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:41a634f1$1@nntp.zianet.com...
> The Negro spirituals!

i like to check the news after every thanksgiving to find out how many
american soldiers died invading some third world country.

its just never enough, ya know?

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ho chi is me




Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 15:34:20 GMT

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In alt.slack, BEN was all like...

::
:: "Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
:: news:41a634f1$1@nntp.zianet.com...
:: > The Negro spirituals!
::
:: i like to check the news after every thanksgiving to find out how many
:: american soldiers died invading some third world country.

i like to check the news after every thanksgiving to find out how many
frenzied shoppers got trampled to death at the mall.




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 16:03:04 GMT

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SubGenius Spice wrote:

> In alt.slack, BEN was all like...
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> ::
> :: "Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
> :: news:41a634f1$1@nntp.zianet.com...
> :: > The Negro spirituals!
> ::
> :: i like to check the news after every thanksgiving to find out how many
> :: american soldiers died invading some third world country.
>
> i like to check the news after every thanksgiving to find out how many
> frenzied shoppers got trampled to death at the mall.

This cheered me up considerably: there was a news item that
some 200 businesses in Lafayette, Lousianna had the door locks
crazy glued, and shoppers had to wait for locksmiths!









Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 13:44:15 -0500

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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 12:44:30 -0700, Baldin Pramer wrote:

> The Negro spirituals!

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=55985


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