did you ever wonder...
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 11:30:06 -0700
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It's the middle of the night and you're
sound asleep. Then you kind of half wake
up and roll over onto your side in the
pitch blackness.
Something starts to gently nudge your anus
from the outside, as a soft, warm hand
reaches around to gently stimulate your
genitals.
And you don't know who's doing it, but right
then you are so dopey and groggy and tired
that you don't even think about it.
Besides, it doesn't feel that bad.
And you almost wonder who's doing it...
--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:07:26 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> It's the middle of the night and you're
> sound asleep. Then you kind of half wake
> up and roll over onto your side in the
> pitch blackness.
>
> Something starts to gently nudge your anus
> from the outside, as a soft, warm hand
> reaches around to gently stimulate your
> genitals.
>
> And you don't know who's doing it, but right
> then you are so dopey and groggy and tired
> that you don't even think about it.
>
> Besides, it doesn't feel that bad.
>
> And you almost wonder who's doing it...
>
> --
> I don't know what you're talking about.
> I've never met you before in my life.
> That story sounds like utter bullshit.
> I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
> I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
> --nu-monet
Dopey, Groggy, and Tired?
Eh, you're getting gangbanged by the Seven Dwarves!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 07:34:03 +1100
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> Besides, it doesn't feel that bad.
> And you almost wonder who's doing it...
See? "Bob" really *does* love you.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 29 Nov 2004 21:27:13 GMT
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<< > Besides, it doesn't feel that bad.
> And you almost wonder who's doing it... >>
Picking your nose?
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat