excremeditation tip
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:38:39 -0700
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(overheard in a restaurant)
"My house has a couple of bathrooms, and one
of them was pretty much just mine. But I made
the mistake of putting a humor book in there,
so the rest of my family started using my
bathroom. Well, I replaced the humor book
with a bunch of old 'Good Housekeepings' I
found in a thrift store, which keeps the
girls out."
--
It all boils down to winners and losers.
The winners get what they want and the
losers get the boils.
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 18:37:10 GMT
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (overheard in a restaurant)
>
> "My house has a couple of bathrooms, and one
> of them was pretty much just mine. But I made
> the mistake of putting a humor book in there,
> so the rest of my family started using my
> bathroom. Well, I replaced the humor book
> with a bunch of old 'Good Housekeepings' I
> found in a thrift store, which keeps the
> girls out."
Porn could have solved this problem. Alas.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 21:59:44 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> > (overheard in a restaurant)
> > "My house has a couple of bathrooms, and one
> > of them was pretty much just mine. But I made
> > the mistake of putting a humor book in there,
> > so the rest of my family started using my
> > bathroom. Well, I replaced the humor book
> > with a bunch of old 'Good Housekeepings' I
> > found in a thrift store, which keeps the
> > girls out."
> Porn could have solved this problem. Alas.
Put the Book of the SubG in there and the dog won't even drink from the
TOILET any more. A man's home can only be his castle if he is willing to
mix the mortar himself.
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot
is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin