10 Things Nenslo Hates About Everyone
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 22:45:28 -0700
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". What damned good is a cake if you can't eat it? Idiot.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No,
loser, I pay good money to go to the cinema and stare at the damn
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" You gave me no choice,
did you, sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest thing anyone
ever experiences. What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus had come, would I be standing there?
10. People who e-mail and ask me if I will give them "Bob's" phone
number because that fucker Stang claims only Philo has the real one.
Sure, seeker, that number is 999-FUCKYOU!
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