2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes Are Here!
Correspondent:: ±
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 19:07:18 -0700
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http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
Among the selection:
Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
Arrested Protester!
The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
Western Hostage in Iraq!
Lyndie England!
Jenna Bush's Liver!
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Correspondent:: BlackWater
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 05:00:34 GMT
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? wrote:
>http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
>
>Among the selection:
>
>Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
>
>Arrested Protester!
>
>The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
>
>Western Hostage in Iraq!
>
>Lyndie England!
>
>Jenna Bush's Liver!
How about the scariest one of all
"Polling-place lawyer" ?
Correspondent:: ±
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 02:17:47 -0700
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BlackWater wrote:
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> ? wrote:
>
> >http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
> >
> >Among the selection:
> >
> >Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
> >
> >Arrested Protester!
> >
> >The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
> >
> >Western Hostage in Iraq!
> >
> >Lyndie England!
> >
> >Jenna Bush's Liver!
>
> How about the scariest one of all
> "Polling-place lawyer" ?
Sorry - all sold out.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 13:40:37 GMT
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*Target of looming project deadline
*Scrambled hard disk
*Comedy cult leader
*Arrogant yet vulnerable sex goddess
*Petty Net troll
*Frustrated arteest
*Republican with super bad hair because
he never lets a gay hairdresser touch it
*Inadequately medicated sociopath
*Two-term Bush with real goober action
*Pimply Goth
*Sugar-charged toddler
*Teletubbie on crack
*Hello Incontinent Kitty
*400-pound guy in Spider-Man tights
*Rush Limbaugh in legal tights
*Tucker Carlson
*HellPope in pink tights
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Correspondent:: Locutus
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 23:19:53 -0700
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± wrote:
>http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
>
>Among the selection:
>
>Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
>
>Arrested Protester!
Well, why the fuck didn't I think of that? I could have just worn what I
wore on August 29. Oh, well. I've already purchased the orange jumpsuit,
handcuffs (fake), leg cuffs (real), and mask (startlingly lifelike) for my
actual costume this year. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS, HMMM?
>The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
>
>Western Hostage in Iraq!
>
>Lyndie England!
>
>Jenna Bush's Liver!
Correspondent:: ±
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 02:19:20 -0700
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Locutus wrote:
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> ± wrote:
>
> >http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
> >
> >Among the selection:
> >
> >Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
> >
> >Arrested Protester!
>
> Well, why the fuck didn't I think of that? I could have just worn what I
> wore on August 29. Oh, well. I've already purchased the orange jumpsuit,
> handcuffs (fake), leg cuffs (real), and mask (startlingly lifelike) for my
> actual costume this year. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS, HMMM?
You're going as the Constitution?
> >The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
> >
> >Western Hostage in Iraq!
> >
> >Lyndie England!
> >
> >Jenna Bush's Liver!
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Correspondent:: Locutus
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 07:34:31 -0700
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± wrote:
>Locutus wrote:
>>
>> ± wrote:
>>
>> >http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
>> >
>> >Among the selection:
>> >
>> >Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
>> >
>> >Arrested Protester!
>>
>> Well, why the fuck didn't I think of that? I could have just worn what I
>> wore on August 29. Oh, well. I've already purchased the orange jumpsuit,
>> handcuffs (fake), leg cuffs (real), and mask (startlingly lifelike) for my
>> actual costume this year. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS, HMMM?
>
>You're going as the Constitution?
Good guess, but no. Dick Cheney. As he ought to be, not as he is.
>> >The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib!
>> >
>> >Western Hostage in Iraq!
>> >
>> >Lyndie England!
>> >
>> >Jenna Bush's Liver!
Correspondent:: Soapy
Date: 31 Oct 2004 14:53:05 GMT
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Locutus wrote in
news:gc97o0h8gl2id3hh98u9aeeo43rf32kqhi@4ax.com:
> ± wrote:
>
>>Locutus wrote:
>>>
>>> ± wrote:
>>>
>>> >http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
>>> >
>>> >Among the selection:
>>> >
>>> >Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
>>> >
>>> >Arrested Protester!
>>>
>>> Well, why the fuck didn't I think of that? I could have just
>>> worn what I wore on August 29. Oh, well. I've already
>>> purchased the orange jumpsuit, handcuffs (fake), leg cuffs
>>> (real), and mask (startlingly lifelike) for my actual costume
>>> this year. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS, HMMM?
>>
>>You're going as the Constitution?
>
> Good guess, but no. Dick Cheney. As he ought to be, not as he
> is.
Going as the Devil is a bit over done, don't you think?
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Correspondent:: michael.p.colburn@dartmouth.edu (Mike Colburn)
Date: 4 Nov 2004 09:35:51 -0800
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Soapy wrote in message news:...
> Locutus wrote in
> news:gc97o0h8gl2id3hh98u9aeeo43rf32kqhi@4ax.com:
>
> > ± wrote:
> >
> >>Locutus wrote:
> >>>
> >>> ± wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html
> >>> >
> >>> >Among the selection:
> >>> >
> >>> >Florida's Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machines!
> >>> >
> >>> >Arrested Protester!
> >>>
> >>> Well, why the fuck didn't I think of that? I could have just
> >>> worn what I wore on August 29. Oh, well. I've already
> >>> purchased the orange jumpsuit, handcuffs (fake), leg cuffs
> >>> (real), and mask (startlingly lifelike) for my actual costume
> >>> this year. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS, HMMM?
> >>
> >>You're going as the Constitution?
> >
> > Good guess, but no. Dick Cheney. As he ought to be, not as he
> > is.
>
> Going as the Devil is a bit over done, don't you think?
I wouldn't give him so much credit...he's a minor demon at best.
Besides, with his glowing health record, I'd wager even odds that you
can probably go out next year as "Dick in a Casket".