About the SubIRC nd Kerry's tie
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 13:12:55 -0400
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I was on and off the main SubIRC channel during the debates and it was
a gas. Somebody was hollering about how violently awful it is, but I
sure didn't see any problems last night, and it was a pretty crowded
chatroom.
So like what the fuck, man.
Magdalen pointed out that Kerry's tie, bright red, had a dick-like look
to it, and I realized that ALL ties, worn with business suits, form an
upright dick-shape wedged between the "legs" of a big white upturned V.
"A symbol of evil worn by humales!" -- one of the few clear Xist
transmissions, and it's about NECKTIES!
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 11:25:26 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> "A symbol of evil worn by humales!" -- one of
> the few clear Xist transmissions, and it's
> about NECKTIES!
And yet, without a tight necktie to protect you,
you could face the HORROR of FLATULENCE RETENTION!
To explain it scientifically, the lack of a necktie
has a potent anti-carminative effect, similar in
effect to diverticulosis, except that the bowel
pockets, instead of being filled with rotting,
red meat and meat by-products, as they would
normally be in a healthy, tie-wearing person,
are instead filled with non-nutritious noxious
and toxic flatus.
The internal surface of these gas-filled bowel
pouches is so great, a tie-less individual may still
appear slender, yet have dozens of cubic feet of
highly compressed explosive gas in their abdomen.
A needless tragedy that could have been prevented by
the simple wearing of a tight necktie.
--
The truth will hurt a lot more than the rash!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 12:17:24 -0700
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 11:25:26 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>> "A symbol of evil worn by humales!" -- one of
>> the few clear Xist transmissions, and it's
>> about NECKTIES!
>
>And yet, without a tight necktie to protect you,
>you could face the HORROR of FLATULENCE RETENTION!
>
>To explain it scientifically, the lack of a necktie
>has a potent anti-carminative effect, similar in
>effect to diverticulosis, except that the bowel
>pockets, instead of being filled with rotting,
>red meat and meat by-products, as they would
>normally be in a healthy, tie-wearing person,
>are instead filled with non-nutritious noxious
>and toxic flatus.
>
>The internal surface of these gas-filled bowel
>pouches is so great, a tie-less individual may still
>appear slender, yet have dozens of cubic feet of
>highly compressed explosive gas in their abdomen.
>
>A needless tragedy that could have been prevented by
>the simple wearing of a tight necktie.
Doc Wilson : It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who
wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the
genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to
accentuate his ears?
--
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