Angry Arab News Service

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 20:13:02 -0600

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http://angryarab.blogspot.com/

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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.

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Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 18 Oct 2004 09:34:32 -0700

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Baldin Pramer wrote in message news:<417325a7$1@nntp.zianet.com>...

> http://angryarab.blogspot.com/

Good one. I'd like to tie a whole LOT of people to chairs, including
the goddamned President and read off several of these articles. Yeah,
the Middle East is as crazy as a bag of wet chihuahuas, but its also
got some impressively complex, lovely intellectual and social
qualities going for it. The worst crime "we" have foisted on these
people is painting them as monchromatic. They aren't.

People whose idea of culture is limited to pap spewed from pulpits
and bilge they see on TV would do well to maybe read a few bits from
www.theiranian.com and get an earful of the serious thought and
sometimes outrageous humor thereof.

One cartoon featured an extremely hairy-legged woman clothed in the
usual works, veil and all, standing over a ventilation grate. Her
skirt had blown up to reveal Sasquatch-legs and Mack Sennet-type
bloomers and underneath, the legend "Arabic Marilyn Monroe." That
didn't come from street rabble; it came from someone with a broad,
bawdy sense of satire you would not expect if you have let Bush's
yammering repetition of "those terrorists" decide the nature of the
whole cloth.

Many of them hate the living shit out of THEIR leaders for being
monstrous assholes the same way many of us revile Bush. They aren't
all of the same mind. The next time you think they are weird, just
remember that there has recently been advertised here a Super Soaker
for which you can buy scent packets that STINK. No lie! Soooo... just
sayin'.

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