Ashlee Simpson
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 03:24:03 GMT
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Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
This changes everything!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:49:27 -0700
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 03:24:03 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
>
> This changes everything!
>
>
they asked her boyfriend about it and he said "you mean, I really
HAVEN'T been getting blowjobs all these years?"
Kids say the darndest things.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
That is not dead, which can eternal lie.
Yet with strange eons, even Geddy Lee may die.
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 04:00:48 GMT
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König Prüß wrote:
> Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
>
> This changes everything!
Oh yeah, big suprise there...
What pissed me off was this: I saw Tim Leary speaking at the Country
Club in Reseda back around 1988 (this is the club used in Boogie Nights,
now an evangelical church). Most of the crowd was too damn stoned to
even notice any flubs they might have committed just playing a straight
set, but they lipsynced anyway.
I WITNESSED THE MIRACLES!
Drums playing 8-beat fills with one tap! The lead guitarist played a
solo without dropping a single note while busting two strings! A Carvin
V220 guitar used to play the entire next song with no amp connected!
One of my few regrets in this life was not calling them out on it when
Tim opened by asking if anyone had any questions.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 04:45:39 GMT
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Don Radford wrote:
> König Prüß wrote:
>
> > Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
> >
> > This changes everything!
>
> Oh yeah, big suprise there...
>
> What pissed me off was this: I saw Tim Leary speaking at the Country
> Club in Reseda back around 1988 (this is the club used in Boogie Nights,
> now an evangelical church). Most of the crowd was too damn stoned to
> even notice any flubs they might have committed just playing a straight
> set, but they lipsynced anyway.
>
> I WITNESSED THE MIRACLES!
>
> Drums playing 8-beat fills with one tap! The lead guitarist played a
> solo without dropping a single note while busting two strings! A Carvin
> V220 guitar used to play the entire next song with no amp connected!
>
> One of my few regrets in this life was not calling them out on it when
> Tim opened by asking if anyone had any questions.
>
> --
> Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
>
> http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
>
> the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
> Certified God by the holy authority of
> the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
> June 23, 2004
That's cool about seeing Tim Leary!
Did his ashes get shot into space?
I'm not too surprised about all of the "stage magic"
I never met Tim Leary, but one of my ex-girlfriends
married Jim Leary and hung-out at Stoneybrook alla time
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 07:51:22 -0600
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König Prüß wrote:
>
> Don Radford wrote:
>
>
>>König Prüß wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
>>>
>>> This changes everything!
>>
>>Oh yeah, big suprise there...
>>
>>What pissed me off was this: I saw Tim Leary speaking at the Country
>>Club in Reseda back around 1988 (this is the club used in Boogie Nights,
>>now an evangelical church). Most of the crowd was too damn stoned to
>>even notice any flubs they might have committed just playing a straight
>>set, but they lipsynced anyway.
>>
>>I WITNESSED THE MIRACLES!
>>
>>Drums playing 8-beat fills with one tap! The lead guitarist played a
>>solo without dropping a single note while busting two strings! A Carvin
>>V220 guitar used to play the entire next song with no amp connected!
>>
>>One of my few regrets in this life was not calling them out on it when
>>Tim opened by asking if anyone had any questions.
>>
>>--
>> Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
>>
>> http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
>>
>> the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
>> Certified God by the holy authority of
>> the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
>> June 23, 2004
>
>
> That's cool about seeing Tim Leary!
> Did his ashes get shot into space?
>
> I'm not too surprised about all of the "stage magic"
>
> I never met Tim Leary, but one of my ex-girlfriends
> married Jim Leary and hung-out at Stoneybrook alla time
...man
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
"Tell the Queen I will call her back as soon as I have finished my tea."
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 13:09:19 -0700
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Don Radford wrote:
>
> König Prüß wrote:
>
> > Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
> >
> > This changes everything!
>
> Oh yeah, big suprise there...
>
Well yeah, it's a CARTOON. They are all lip-synching.
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 23:57:55 GMT
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>Don Radford wrote:
>>
>> König Prüß wrote:
>>
>> > Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
>> >
>> > This changes everything!
>>
>> Oh yeah, big suprise there...
>>
>
>Well yeah, it's a CARTOON. They are all lip-synching.
Ashlee Simpson is extremely cartoonish but she is not a cartoon or part of the
"Simpsons" show. She's flesh and blood (as much as vapid young girls can be)
and is the younger sister of Jessica Simpson who is also not a cartoon. Jessica
Simpson had a reality show on MTV with her husband Nick Lachey, formerly of the
boy band 98 Degrees, and found fame, though she is mainly a singer. Ashlee is
following in her sister's footsteps and is the also the ex-girlfriend of Ryan
Cabrera who currently has a pop hit on the radio. Nick Lachey just finished up
a guest role on "Charmed".
Ashlee is currently in the news because of an appearance on Saturday Night Live
this past Saturday when, during her second set, her drummer pushed the wrong
button and the song the band previously played started playing again along with
Ashlee's canned voice. Ashlee ran off the stage, the band and recording
continued to play the wrong song and eventually they just went to commercial.
Remembering all of this kind of shit like a sponge is pretty much the reason I
am a blabbering idiot about anything important.
The difference between dark matter and dark energy was what again? Archimedes
point was what again? Goddamn it.
--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing...funny.." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!" -from
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:17:10 GMT
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KD et al wrote:
> The difference between dark matter and dark energy was what again?
Both are just flaws in theories and aren't worth jerking off over unless
your life's work is replacing those flawed theories.
> Archimedes point was what again? Goddamn it.
Water displacement and buoyancy.
Goddamn it.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 05:49:32 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> KD et al wrote:
>
> > The difference between dark matter and dark energy was what again?
>
> Both are just flaws in theories and aren't worth jerking off over unless
> your life's work is replacing those flawed theories.
>
> > Archimedes point was what again? Goddamn it.
>
> Water displacement and buoyancy.
>
> Goddamn it.
Will it float?
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 17:23:07 GMT
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König Prüß wrote:
>
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
>> KD et al wrote:
>>
>> > The difference between dark matter and dark energy was what again?
>>
>> Both are just flaws in theories and aren't worth jerking off over unless
>> your life's work is replacing those flawed theories.
>>
>> > Archimedes point was what again? Goddamn it.
>>
>> Water displacement and buoyancy.
>>
>> Goddamn it.
>
> Will it float?
Sure, as long as its average density is less than that of water.
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 01:30:29 GMT
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König Prüß wrote:
> Will it float?
The drummer SANK the illusion that she performs "live" -- maybe RAW will
send him a t-shirt or something.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:26:06 GMT
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KD et al wrote:
> >Don Radford wrote:
> >>
> >> König Prüß wrote:
> >>
> >> > Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
> >> >
> >> > This changes everything!
> >>
> >> Oh yeah, big suprise there...
> >>
> >
> >Well yeah, it's a CARTOON. They are all lip-synching.
>
> Ashlee Simpson is extremely cartoonish but she is not a cartoon or part of the
> "Simpsons" show. She's flesh and blood (as much as vapid young girls can be)
> and is the younger sister of Jessica Simpson who is also not a cartoon. Jessica
> Simpson had a reality show on MTV with her husband Nick Lachey, formerly of the
> boy band 98 Degrees, and found fame, though she is mainly a singer. Ashlee is
> following in her sister's footsteps and is the also the ex-girlfriend of Ryan
> Cabrera who currently has a pop hit on the radio. Nick Lachey just finished up
> a guest role on "Charmed".
>
> Ashlee is currently in the news because of an appearance on Saturday Night Live
> this past Saturday when, during her second set, her drummer pushed the wrong
> button and the song the band previously played started playing again along with
> Ashlee's canned voice. Ashlee ran off the stage, the band and recording
> continued to play the wrong song and eventually they just went to commercial.
>
> Remembering all of this kind of shit like a sponge is pretty much the reason I
> am a blabbering idiot about anything important.
>
> The difference between dark matter and dark energy was what again? Archimedes
> point was what again? Goddamn it.
>
> --
> "Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
> death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
> thing.."Nothing...funny.." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!" -from
> Something Wicked This Way Comes
I saw today that she had acid reflux,
and so has a medical excuse for trying
to appear better than live.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:27:25 -0700
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KD et al wrote:
>
> >Don Radford wrote:
> >>
> >> König Prüß wrote:
> >>
> >> > Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing.
> >> >
> >> > This changes everything!
> >>
> >> Oh yeah, big suprise there...
> >>
> >
> >Well yeah, it's a CARTOON. They are all lip-synching.
>
> Ashlee Simpson is extremely cartoonish but she is not a cartoon or part of the
> "Simpsons" show. She's flesh and blood (as much as vapid young girls can be)
> and is the younger sister of Jessica Simpson who is also not a cartoon.
There's where you're wrong.
> Ashlee is currently in the news because of an appearance on Saturday Night Live
> this past Saturday when, during her second set, her drummer pushed the wrong
> button and the song the band previously played started playing again along with
> Ashlee's canned voice. Ashlee ran off the stage, the band and recording
> continued to play the wrong song and eventually they just went to commercial.
Well it's not like you're talking about an actual singer here where it
makes a difference if it's even her singing. These girl pop singers are
temporary, manufactured on an assembly line, and there will be another
one along in a second. QUICK, NAME HER HIT SONG! This particular one
may have just achieved the one thing for which she will ever be
remembered.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:31:56 -0700
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:27:25 -0700, nenslo wrote:
> QUICK, NAME HER HIT SONG!
"I sure wish she would give me a blowjob" in A minor
That might not be what it's called but that's everybody hears.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover
that your high school class is running the country."
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 03:49:24 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:27:25 -0700, nenslo wrote:
>
> > QUICK, NAME HER HIT SONG!
>
> "I sure wish she would give me a blowjob" in A minor
>
> That might not be what it's called but that's everybody hears.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover
> that your high school class is running the country."
> - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
>
I want one of those BJ's in a
frequency that only dogs can hear!
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 27 Oct 2004 22:10:11 GMT
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>QUICK, NAME HER HIT SONG!
This is sad, but without googling I know two. "Pieces of me" and "Shadow".
Oh god.
--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing...funny.." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!" -from
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Correspondent:: fisherli61@yahoo.com (facer)
Date: 2 Nov 2004 19:07:14 -0800
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ooh
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 15:16:08 GMT
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<< Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing. >>
So I take it that this "Ashlee Simpson" of whom
you speak is some sort of vocal recording artist
and that she allegedly sings songs that the people
of your planet enjoy?
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:32:32 GMT
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AssCo Assc wrote:
> << Ashlee Simpson may possibly be lip-syncing. >>
>
> So I take it that this "Ashlee Simpson" of whom
> you speak is some sort of vocal recording artist
> and that she allegedly sings songs that the people
> of your planet enjoy?
So I understand--
She is purportedly the sister of Sarah Jessica Simpson
and Lisa Simpson, all rising from a similar gametophyte
source. There is reference to these Simpsons in the
planet's Sacred Tome in the section on "Simpson and
Delilah," and they apparently set great store in body
fur and mammary glands, these glands being the source
of milk from which they make cheese. There are weekend
festivals in which everyone runs around hooting with big
fingers and cheese on their heads. This cheese is quite
delightful, actually.