Bob Dole Old Jokes 7

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 13:47:08 -0700

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E-roc wrote:
>
> Bob Dole is so old that he use really big fonts when he is writing a letter
> to the Pennslyvania state Parks trying to request a campsite near the buried
> 790 pound Hoss Hound
>
> Bob Dole is so old that he was training for a cladestine operation when he
> decided to play Operation and made the buzzer ring by touching the Funny
> Bone to the metal conductor, he got so scared that he taped a pigeon to a
> cell phone and mailed it to Michael Jackson
>
> Bob Dole is so old that he was polling a pile of rotting Mules when he made
> a bowel movement and accidentally used toothpase to wipe but instead he now
> has Super Fresh Whitening on his Pugs Chain.
>
> Bob Dole is so old that he thinks computer speakers are made in Malava
> instead of the union of Post-it note workers union, but he really thinks
> that he would rather eat a 55 gallon drum full of Wrigley Field minatures.


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:06:21 -0700

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In article <417EB7CA.633E8825@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> E-roc wrote:
> >
> > Bob Dole is so old that he use really big fonts when he is writing a letter
> > to the Pennslyvania state Parks trying to request a campsite near the buried
> > 790 pound Hoss Hound
> >
> > Bob Dole is so old that he was training for a cladestine operation when he
> > decided to play Operation and made the buzzer ring by touching the Funny
> > Bone to the metal conductor, he got so scared that he taped a pigeon to a
> > cell phone and mailed it to Michael Jackson
> >
> > Bob Dole is so old that he was polling a pile of rotting Mules when he made
> > a bowel movement and accidentally used toothpase to wipe but instead he now
> > has Super Fresh Whitening on his Pugs Chain.
> >
> > Bob Dole is so old that he thinks computer speakers are made in Malava
> > instead of the union of Post-it note workers union, but he really thinks
> > that he would rather eat a 55 gallon drum full of Wrigley Field minatures.

This is getting OLD.

pb


Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 00:20:52 GMT

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polar bear wrote as part of the internets:

> In article <417EB7CA.633E8825@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>
>>E-roc wrote:
>>
>>>Bob Dole is so old that he use really big fonts when he is writing a letter
>>>to the Pennslyvania state Parks trying to request a campsite near the buried
>>>790 pound Hoss Hound
>>>
>>>Bob Dole is so old that he was training for a cladestine operation when he
>>>decided to play Operation and made the buzzer ring by touching the Funny
>>>Bone to the metal conductor, he got so scared that he taped a pigeon to a
>>>cell phone and mailed it to Michael Jackson
>>>
>>>Bob Dole is so old that he was polling a pile of rotting Mules when he made
>>>a bowel movement and accidentally used toothpase to wipe but instead he now
>>>has Super Fresh Whitening on his Pugs Chain.
>>>
>>>Bob Dole is so old that he thinks computer speakers are made in Malava
>>>instead of the union of Post-it note workers union, but he really thinks
>>>that he would rather eat a 55 gallon drum full of Wrigley Field minatures.
>
>
> This is getting OLD.
>
> pb

This thread is so old that it is unable to comply with your request so
I'm going home, but not before you sing "I'm a Ramblin' Rose from the
Poconos and a Helluva Fat-Tailed Lemur," because the Doctor said that
word salad surgery was NOT AN OPTION, so I reinitialized him subversively.

This thread is so old that when the going gets tough, the tough get down
and boogie rather than read this thread.

This thread is so old, but it has strong conservative values. Family
values. Alabama values. A record you can trust. A promise for the
future. On November 2 vote this thread for Place 666 Alabama Court of
Appeals.

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