Carving your Halloween Pumpkin

Correspondent:: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 09:26:13 GMT

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Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius style.

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html

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Correspondent:: "cheesecake 5"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 07:36:25 -0400

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"Modemac" wrote in message
news:VIMbd.1831$Nj1.27@trndny04...
> Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius
style.
>
> http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>
> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/
>

Am I still allowed to bless it via *squicking it* after I make the
first hole and before I remove the internal slop..?



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 16:32:23 GMT

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In article <20ab2$416fb636$d1cc5616$13758@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
"cheesecake 5" wrote:

> "Modemac" wrote in message
> news:VIMbd.1831$Nj1.27@trndny04...
> > Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius
> style.
> >
> > http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html

>Am I still allowed to bless it via *squicking it* after I make the
> first hole and before I remove the internal slop..?

If I get really excited and the pumpkin gets stuck, what should I do?
It'll be kinda hard to conduct my daily bidness with that big orange
thing hanging from my crotchal area.

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HellPope Huey
Worse than an Ewok with eczema

"Whaddaya got under the foil, Mr. Party Pooper?
Some party poop?"
- "King of the Hill"

In "Bob" we trust. All others pay cash --
as soon as possible and directly to me. 
  - Rev. AuntiKrist


Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 14:48:54 -0500

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HellPope Huey did pass the time by typing:
> In article <20ab2$416fb636$d1cc5616$13758@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> "cheesecake 5" wrote:
>
>> "Modemac" wrote in message
>> news:VIMbd.1831$Nj1.27@trndny04...
>>> Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius
>>> style.
>>>
>>> http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>
>> Am I still allowed to bless it via *squicking it* after I make the
>> first hole and before I remove the internal slop..?
>
> If I get really excited and the pumpkin gets stuck, what should I do?
> It'll be kinda hard to conduct my daily bidness with that big orange
> thing hanging from my crotchal area.

Some suspenders, majic marker for a face on the pumpkin, wear a green
toga, and go as a pumpkin vine.

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rbg




Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:30:33 -0500

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:hulkturds-2FD22F.11324015102004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <20ab2$416fb636$d1cc5616$13758@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> "cheesecake 5" wrote:
>
> > "Modemac" wrote in message
> > news:VIMbd.1831$Nj1.27@trndny04...
> > > Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius
> > style.
> > >
> > > http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>
> >Am I still allowed to bless it via *squicking it* after I make the
> > first hole and before I remove the internal slop..?
>
> If I get really excited and the pumpkin gets stuck, what should I do?
> It'll be kinda hard to conduct my daily bidness with that big orange
> thing hanging from my crotchal area.
>
Hollow the pumpkin out - carefully - and use it to hand candy out to
trick-or-treaters. Mention the hidden surprise.

I've just gotten my name on a list somewhere, haven't I?

Paul




Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:58:08 -0500

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Paul E. Jamison did pass the time by typing:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote ...
>> "cheesecake 5" wrote:
>>> "Modemac" wrote...
>>>> Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius
>>>> style.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>>
>>> Am I still allowed to bless it via *squicking it* after I make the
>>> first hole and before I remove the internal slop..?
>>
>> If I get really excited and the pumpkin gets stuck, what should I do?
>> It'll be kinda hard to conduct my daily bidness with that big orange
>> thing hanging from my crotchal area.
>>
> Hollow the pumpkin out - carefully - and use it to hand candy out to
> trick-or-treaters. Mention the hidden surprise.
>
> I've just gotten my name on a list somewhere, haven't I?

Yep, the Dwaine Tinsley fan club.

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rbg




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 03:07:11 GMT

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In article <0R_bd.29404$%x.11108@okepread04>,
"Paul E. Jamison" wrote:

> Hollow the pumpkin out - carefully - and use it to hand candy out to
> trick-or-treaters. Mention the hidden surprise.
> I've just gotten my name on a list somewhere, haven't I?

Pal, you got yourself on the ultimate non-Communist list the first time
you bought into the Church, period. Everything else is a piffle.
Government spooks read EVERY SINGLE WORD. That's part of why they're so
paranoid. Every time we make a bad joke, they see secret dragonseed catpan 27 882> messages poured over it like Aunt M'Janor's
syrup. Any day now, they'll be putting candles inside ALL of our
hollowed-out skulls, but until then, BIBBITY "BOB"BITY BOO, ya fuckers.

--

HellPope Huey
Worse than an Ewok with eczema

"Whaddaya got under the foil, Mr. Party Pooper?
Some party poop?"
- "King of the Hill"

In "Bob" we trust. All others pay cash --
as soon as possible and directly to me. 
  - Rev. AuntiKrist


Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 00:22:10 GMT

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Gimme your wallet or I'M GONNA CARVE YOUR PUMPKIN.

Motherfucker.




Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 14:17:38 -0700

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Modemac wrote:
>
> Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius style.
>
> http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>
> --

Carving pumpkins the Old Fashioned way is SO HAAARD! If only there were
a FUN NEW WAY to carve pumpkins, preferably using an electrical
appliance which has absolutely no other purpose.


Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 16:24:14 -0500

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nenslo did pass the time by typing:
> Modemac wrote:
>>
>> Here are some fun tips on doing a Halloween pumpkin carving, SubGenius style.
>>
>> http://www.extremepumpkins.com/index.html
>>
>> --
>
> Carving pumpkins the Old Fashioned way is SO HAAARD! If only there were
> a FUN NEW WAY to carve pumpkins, preferably using an electrical
> appliance which has absolutely no other purpose.

I like carving a pumpkin this way
http://www.bustifire.com/pkhurling/pk00.htm

That or my trusty chainsaw.

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rbg