Condo Haunting Continues
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:31:28 -0400
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Just when I thought the ghost of the prior owner of this condo, who died
therein, had forgotten about me:
1. A 5 year guarantee flourescent spiral replacement bulb blew out after
less than 3 years of intermittent use.
2. A 5 year guarantee 30W circular flourescent bulb blew out after less
than 3 years of heavier use.
3. I have one of those holes in the wall between my kitchen and dining
area. It's 6 feet from the sink. It has a formica shelf where I store my
spices. A bottle of malt vinegar I had there was sitting in a clear puddle
of water. It wasn't leaking because it was clear water, not vinegar. No
way for it to have gotten wet in that spot by any natural means. No leak
from above, either. No condensation.
I still haven't found the previous guy's frop or pr0n stash, though. You
think that's the least he could do for me whilst fucking with my head.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:46:35 -0700
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:31:28 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>3. I have one of those holes in the wall between my kitchen and dining
>area. It's 6 feet from the sink. It has a formica shelf where I store my
>spices. A bottle of malt vinegar I had there was sitting in a clear puddle
>of water. It wasn't leaking because it was clear water, not vinegar. No
>way for it to have gotten wet in that spot by any natural means. No leak
>from above, either. No condensation.
your ghost is a bedwetter?
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:56:47 +1100
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> I still haven't found the previous guy's frop or pr0n stash, though. You
> think that's the least he could do for me whilst fucking with my head.
save those questions for the seance!
"Dude... uh... "
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 07:41:22 -0800
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You need a ghost buster, Bub. Electrical problems, sleep problems,
tiredness, things missing are all signs of incorporeal infestation.
Luckily, as a Clevelander, you have access to an ectoplastic Orkin:
Mary Ann was born in Cleveland, Ohio. Her earliest memories include
talking to spirits of the deceased as if they were living people and
helping these Earthbound entities cross-over into the White Light.
Over the course of her life, Mary Ann's reputation has spread and she
has appeared on numerous TV and radio news programs and spoken at
countless lectures. What once she did between raising two daughters,
foster parenting, and pet grooming has now become her fulltime
vocation.
Still living and working primarily in the Cleveland area, Mary Ann
also has offered her abilities to those in need as far away as New
Mexico, St. Lucia, and Scotland. In 2000, Mary Ann published her first
book of memoirs, As Alive, So Dead, which is now in its third printing
and is available at most Cleveland-area bookstores or by clicking
here.
As Alive, So Dead is a memoir only Mary Ann can write. Because of her
ability to see and talk to ghosts she is able to write a book that
shows the human side of the paranormal -- stories about ghosts told
from the perspectives of the ghosts themselves.
Far from the sensationalized tales of most ghost lore, As Alive, So
Dead presents real stories of troubled people -- both the living and
the dead -- not simply the terror of sinister manifestations seen
through the glitzy filter of Hollywood.
Mary Ann offers lessons on death and the immortality of the spirit
that only someone who can actually speak with the deceased could
teach. Her abilities have offered solace to countless people,
reuniting them with loved ones who have died or else removing unwanted
spirits from people's homes.
I think that her Web page is "maryannghostbuster.com".