GODDAMNED NANNITES DID ME IN

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 21 Oct 2004 21:48:31 -0700

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I'm looking for a good excuse for my behavior and I thought that would
be a reasonable place to start. I barely give a micro-rat's what YOU
people think of it, overall, as its just not part of our CREED to give
one, but I still encounter a few outlander type people who seem to
expect me to justify certain aspects of it, so that was my first idea.
Give a Pope a reacharound and help me get a few more lined up and
don't say "because I'm a big, fat tub of shit" because that one's
already been run into the ground so far, Chinamen are bitching about
it. Thanks.

--

HellPope Huey
That's the nature of de beast:
run as fast as you can to keep the grease flowing
that allows you to run at all.
Do not ask where you are going, just GO.

"The President won the debate because
he wasn't as retarded as we thought he would be."
- Greg Giraldo

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country
is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely,
one who likes his country more than the rest of us
and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us
when he sees it debauched.
He is not a bad citizen turning to crime;
he is a good citizen driven to despair.

- H. L. Mencken


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 22:40:09 -0700

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On 21 Oct 2004 21:48:31 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>I'm looking for a good excuse for my behavior and I thought that would
>be a reasonable place to start. I barely give a micro-rat's what YOU
>people think of it, overall, as its just not part of our CREED to give
>one, but I still encounter a few outlander type people who seem to
>expect me to justify certain aspects of it, so that was my first idea.
>Give a Pope a reacharound and help me get a few more lined up and
>don't say "because I'm a big, fat tub of shit" because that one's
>already been run into the ground so far, Chinamen are bitching about
>it. Thanks.

You were pining for the fjords?

You are still in a state of disassociation about the Janet Jackson
nipple thing?

You are a member of a flying-saucer religious cult which offers you an
all-encompassing excuse for ANYTHING you do?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit blowing my head off with a
shotgun!

Jesus let me down.

God was acting through me.

Satan was acting through me.

D'ja ever read Job? That's ME! THAT'S why!

I'm a HELLPOPE and a SUBGENIUS! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

Sorry, ever since Kamikaze school I get all worked up.

Sorry, I forgot to suppress my general loathing of the whole of the
human race for a moment there. Nothing personal.

Sorry, my girlfriend died yesterday and I'm all ... OH GOD DAMMIT
(breaks into wracking tears) (this one is intended to get you laid)

My personal favorite; which comes in two parts:

1.

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.


Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.


Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

2.

After reciting this, you say "EXCUSE! -YOU- ARE MY EXCUSE! WHAT'S
-YOUR- EXCUSE FOR EXISTING!?"


pra'Bill


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"How is life treating you? Have rodents eaten your toes? One
hopes not. Welp I can't stand around madly bantering like this all
day."



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 13:33:11 GMT

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In article <8i6hn0lql46uj82lvbi2baedb98ljd0hd5@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:

> Jesus let me down.
> God was acting through me.
> Satan was acting through me.
> D'ja ever read Job? That's ME! THAT'S why!

These might be especially effective, since I live in a Bible Belt state
so puckered that when people walk, it often sounds like two wet weather
balloons being rubbed together. You can screw a goat in the town square,
say Jesus told you to do it and the sheriff will take you to lunch, just
to cover his ass in case its true. EEEEdiots.

> Sorry, my girlfriend died yesterday and I'm all ... OH GOD DAMMIT
> (breaks into wracking tears) (this one is intended to get you laid)

Mercy fucks just don't have the same WHAHOO as actual pheremone-based
debauchery. I'm nowhere near that hard up.

> My personal favorite; which comes in two parts:
>
> Thanks for the wild turkey and
> the passenger pigeons, destined
> to be shit out through wholesome
> American guts.
......
> For nigger-killin' lawmen,
> feelin' their notches.
> For decent church-goin' women,
> with their mean, pinched, bitter,
> evil faces.
> Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
> Christ" stickers.
> Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
> Thanks for Prohibition and the
> war against drugs.
> Thanks for a country where
> nobody's allowed to mind the
> own business.
> > Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, PRAISE Uncle Bill. All-bitter, all true, just like Swedish massage
books, see EVERYTHING!

> 2.
>
> After reciting this, you say "EXCUSE! -YOU- ARE MY EXCUSE! WHAT'S
> -YOUR- EXCUSE FOR EXISTING!?"

I can't say this to the typical native Arkansan; they'll get into a
pobucker causitive loop, making their heads explode and soiling my
dickey with their minimal brain matter.

--

HellPope Huey
That's the nature of de beast:
run as fast as you can to keep the grease flowing
that allows you to run at all.
Do not ask where you are going, just GO.

"The President won the debate because
he wasn't as retarded as we thought he would be."
- Greg Giraldo

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country
is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely,
one who likes his country more than the rest of us
and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us
when he sees it debauched.
He is not a bad citizen turning to crime;
he is a good citizen driven to despair.
- H. L. Mencken


Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 06:01:08 GMT

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Blame it all on CONtrails!

I do...


"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410212048.50c1237a@posting.google.com...
> I'm looking for a good excuse for my behavior and I thought that would
> be a reasonable place to start. I barely give a micro-rat's what YOU
> people think of it, overall, as its just not part of our CREED to give
> one, but I still encounter a few outlander type people who seem to
> expect me to justify certain aspects of it, so that was my first idea.
> Give a Pope a reacharound and help me get a few more lined up and
> don't say "because I'm a big, fat tub of shit" because that one's
> already been run into the ground so far, Chinamen are bitching about
> it. Thanks.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> That's the nature of de beast:
> run as fast as you can to keep the grease flowing
> that allows you to run at all.
> Do not ask where you are going, just GO.
>
> "The President won the debate because
> he wasn't as retarded as we thought he would be."
> - Greg Giraldo
>
> The notion that a radical is one who hates his country
> is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely,
> one who likes his country more than the rest of us
> and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us
> when he sees it debauched.
> He is not a bad citizen turning to crime;
> he is a good citizen driven to despair.
>
> - H. L. Mencken