Hot For Teacher No. 29.......

Correspondent:: Jeff Spicoli
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:38:13 -0700

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...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
I was in school???

http://www.wpsdtv.com/articles/stories/public/200410/25/00VA_local_news.html

Spi[oli

Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:40:41 -0500

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Jeff Spicoli did pass the time by typing:
> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> I was in school???
>
> http://www.wpsdtv.com/articles/stories/public/200410/25/00VA_local_news.html

Sitting next to you in class.

--
rbg

Correspondent:: Jeff Spicoli
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:50:20 -0700

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Rev. Beergoggles wrote:

> Jeff Spicoli did pass the time by typing:
>
>>...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
>>I was in school???
>>
>>http://www.wpsdtv.com/articles/stories/public/200410/25/00VA_local_news.html
>
>
> Sitting next to you in class.

Maan, you are SO right.

I can't tell you how many horny women I meet that are my age and older.
And come to think of it, many ARE teachers.

Spi[oli

Correspondent:: Dan Drake
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:56:12 -0400

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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:50:20 -0700, Jeff Spicoli
wrote:

>> Jeff Spicoli did pass the time by typing:
>>
>>>...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
>>>I was in school???
>>
>> Sitting next to you in class.
>
>Maan, you are SO right.
>
>I can't tell you how many horny women I meet that are my age and older.
>And come to think of it, many ARE teachers.

There is a point on the time axis of the graph where the declining
sexiness of the woman's body intersects with the rising sexiness of
the woman herself. It occurs at different times for different women.
It's great if you can hit that window, so to speak.
--
Dan Drake

Correspondent:: Miz Daisy Cutter
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 01:40:30 GMT

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In article <10ntrflspbcold8@corp.supernews.com>,
Jeff Spicoli wrote:

> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> I was in school???
>
> http://www.wpsdtv.com/articles/stories/public/200410/25/00VA_local_news.html

"On Monday New Madrid County Sheriff's Department charged 47 year old
Susan Sharp with 4 felony counts involving high school boys. "

Susan Sharp, eh? Just as with Pamela Smart, the last name is truly
ironic.

-- Daze

--
I doubt you're the only person who's complained that the Saudis
don't have an international all-beheading cable TV/satellite
channel yet.
-- A. Lizard

Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:58:53 +1000

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> "On Monday New Madrid County Sheriff's Department charged 47 year old
> Susan Sharp with 4 felony counts involving high school boys. "
>
> Susan Sharp, eh? Just as with Pamela Smart, the last name is truly
> ironic.

unfortunately they don't hire teachers with names like Janine Dipshit
and Clara Imbecile.

Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:14:02 -0700

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Oh, I don't think so.

Our sophomore Language Arts teacher's name was Rood English!

"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:2u8o47F27r4tsU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
>> "On Monday New Madrid County Sheriff's Department charged 47 year old
>> Susan Sharp with 4 felony counts involving high school boys. "
>>
>> Susan Sharp, eh? Just as with Pamela Smart, the last name is truly
>> ironic.
>
>
>
> unfortunately they don't hire teachers with names like Janine Dipshit and
> Clara Imbecile.
>
>

Correspondent:: phy
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 01:43:23 -0000

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Jeff Spicoli wrote in
news:10ntrflspbcold8@corp.supernews.com:

> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> I was in school???
>
> http://www.wpsdtv.com/articles/stories/public/200410/25/00VA_local_news
> .html

47 years old? I dunno about you, but when I was a kid, that would be some
old granny. I wouldn't want any part of it. But my kids science teacher is
hella hot. Today was parent teacher conference day and I had to force
myself not to drool.

-phy

Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 02:57:47 -0400

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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 01:43:23 +0000, phy wrote:

> hella

STOP IT!! *STOP* IT!! *STOP*!! *S*T*O*P*!!

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:29:50 -0700

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Jeff Spicoli wrote:
>
> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> I was in school???
>

Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
having a shop teacher for a father.

Correspondent:: "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 03:40:16 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

>> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
>> I was in school???
>
> Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> having a shop teacher for a father.

So what's the problem? Obviously he had some wood he needed to work.

--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

mschnerd@XXXXcarolina.rr.com
http://www.mortimerschnerd.com

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 21:13:26 -0700

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"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
> >> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> >> I was in school???
> >
> > Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> > he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> > having a shop teacher for a father.
>
> So what's the problem? Obviously he had some wood he needed to work.
>

That's the first time I ever thought something was funny about that
adulterous asshole bailing out on his family in favor of pussy.

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 04:26:09 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

> "Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote:
> >
> > nenslo wrote:
> >
> > >> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> > >> I was in school???
> > >
> > > Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> > > he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> > > having a shop teacher for a father.
> >
> > So what's the problem? Obviously he had some wood he needed to work.
> >
>
> That's the first time I ever thought something was funny about that
> adulterous asshole bailing out on his family in favor of pussy.

That's OK

You're supposed to hate your pappa
and love your mamma

You're a good boy, Nenslo

I won't go huntin' with you, Jake
But I'll go chasin' wimmin!
So, put your hounds back in the pound
And quit your silly grinnin'

Correspondent:: Steve Daniels
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 21:54:47 -0700

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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 21:13:26 -0700, something compelled nenslo
, to say:

>"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote:
>>
>> nenslo wrote:
>>
>> >> ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
>> >> I was in school???
>> >
>> > Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
>> > he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
>> > having a shop teacher for a father.
>>
>> So what's the problem? Obviously he had some wood he needed to work.
>>
>
>That's the first time I ever thought something was funny about that
>adulterous asshole bailing out on his family in favor of pussy.

Would you like to know where to find sympathy?

Correspondent:: Ay Eye
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 17:18:46 GMT

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nenslo writes:
> That's the first time I ever thought something was funny about that
> adulterous asshole bailing out on his family in favor of pussy.

Heh. But presented with the choice, 5 will get you 10 that you'd do
it too.

Ay Eye wo-rl-ey@th-ew-or-ld.c-m
--
He now jokes about the Internet as "the vortex of self-hatred" because
of how it can turn mere diversion into a self-destructive act: "I'll
have a ton of papers to grade, but instead I'll be like, Let's jerk
off to the Internet first. So I go online, but then I despise
myself. I look up, and my computer says I've been online for 47
minutes and I'm like, What the hell have I been doing?!"
-- David Amsden

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 03:56:08 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

> Jeff Spicoli wrote:
> >
> > ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> > I was in school???
> >
>
> Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> having a shop teacher for a father.

I dunno...

wood shop, or auto shop?

I mean, there's a difference between
lathing a ball bat, and polishing the ports
on a 2x4 manifold for a big block Jimmy

Not that you shouldn't do both

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:01:29 -0700

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In article <417F1C35.37023519@Rununculus.org>, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:

> nenslo wrote:
>
> > Jeff Spicoli wrote:
> > >
> > > ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> > > I was in school???
> > >
> >
> > Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> > he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> > having a shop teacher for a father.
>
> I dunno...
>
> wood shop, or auto shop?
>
> I mean, there's a difference between
> lathing a ball bat, and polishing the ports
> on a 2x4 manifold for a big block Jimmy
>
> Not that you shouldn't do both

ah so.... pays to read ahead.

so....... hmmm...

I bet your backyard is full of rusty Cameros on blocks

pb

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 12:59:14 -0700

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In article <417F162D.7E4A5B54@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> Jeff Spicoli wrote:
> >
> > ...where the fuck were all these sex-starved teachers when
> > I was in school???
> >
>
>
> Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> having a shop teacher for a father.

I'll bet your backyard is full of birdhouses.

pb

Correspondent:: soylent_purple@hotmail.com (Roy. Just Roy.)
Date: 29 Oct 2004 13:45:13 -0700

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nenslo wrote in message news:<417F162D.7E4A5B54@yahoox.com>...
> Well, one of them was fucking My Father The Shop Teacher evenings when
> he said he had to go back to school and get some work done. Great, huh,
> having a shop teacher for a father.

Did he make you sleep with your nuts between two horse-head bookends?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083133/

Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 27 Oct 2004 08:24:30 GMT

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I'll tell you where the ones in my school were - hosting fuck parties for
members of the football team! Of course it went unreported. Lucky mofos.

David
aka
the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:06:14 -0700