I ate like a pig

Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:50:21 -0400

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I lost 20 pounds in 30 days. I used the slacktime rotisserie. People buy
this machine because it's easy to clean. Great if your on a diet and you
want the best tasting food ever. The first 1000 callers will receive the
liquid flavour injector. Buy now and save.




Correspondent:: "kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:25:47 +0300

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"paco"
wroted:51Ugd.82406$vO1.464618@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
>I lost 20 pounds in 30 days. I used the slacktime rotisserie. People buy
> this machine because it's easy to clean. Great if your on a diet and you
> want the best tasting food ever. The first 1000 callers will receive the
> liquid flavour injector. Buy now and save.
>


Always eat and chew (which is probably the same thing) food that tastes
good. I always do it.




Correspondent:: "Rev. Simion Simian"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 17:46:59 +0000

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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. kristian
Lahdensuo sat down and wrote
>
>"paco"
>wroted:51Ugd.82406$vO1.464618@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
>>I lost 20 pounds in 30 days. I used the slacktime rotisserie. People buy
>> this machine because it's easy to clean. Great if your on a diet and you
>> want the best tasting food ever. The first 1000 callers will receive the
>> liquid flavour injector. Buy now and save.
>>
>
>
>Always eat and chew (which is probably the same thing) food that tastes
>good. I always do it.

Mastication.

--
Rev. Simian


Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 05:39:56 -0500

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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:50:21 -0400, paco wrote:

> I lost 20 pounds in 30 days.

I want a diet that makes me lose and regain 50 pounds
every .025 seconds, that way when I'm sweaty and sitting
in a Naugahyde chair I'll make a loud low pitched hum.



Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:46:16 -0500

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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.10.31.10.39.56.267365@sheayright.com...
> On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:50:21 -0400, paco wrote:
>
> > I lost 20 pounds in 30 days.
>
> I want a diet that makes me lose and regain 50 pounds
> every .025 seconds, that way when I'm sweaty and sitting
> in a Naugahyde chair I'll make a loud low pitched hum.
>

The SlackTime Rotisserie makes this, and more possible. As our Sam Hain
special for a limited time the Slacktime Rotisserie will cum with, not only
the liquid flavour injector, but also with the SlackTime filet knife.
Remember: Clean-ups are a breeze with the SlackTime Rotisserie. Quantities
are limited so act now.




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 10:55:50 -0800

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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 05:39:56 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:

>On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:50:21 -0400, paco wrote:
>
>> I lost 20 pounds in 30 days.
>
>I want a diet that makes me lose and regain 50 pounds
>every .025 seconds, that way when I'm sweaty and sitting
>in a Naugahyde chair I'll make a loud low pitched hum.

The way pigs eat is they eat and eat and eat for a couple of months
then somebody bashes their brains in and they get eaten.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
What does not kill me makes me stronger
- Nietzsche



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 23:00:17 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:

>What does not kill me makes me stronger
>- Nietzsche
>

Oh yeah?

Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
festering scars that will NEVER heal!
--
Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU.


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:47:34 -0800

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KD et al wrote:
>
>
> >What does not kill me makes me stronger
> >- Nietzsche
> >
>
> Oh yeah?
>
> Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
> festering scars that will NEVER heal!

Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:50:55 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

> KD et al wrote:
> >
> >
> > >What does not kill me makes me stronger
> > >- Nietzsche
> > >
> >
> > Oh yeah?
> >
> > Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
> > festering scars that will NEVER heal!
>
> Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.

Yeah? Well, your cat would never try to stop a junkman
from flogging a horse! Your cat has the morals of an ally cat!
On the other hand, your cat is probably "beyond good and evil"





Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:55:08 GMT

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König Prüß wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
>> KD et al wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> > >What does not kill me makes me stronger
>> > >- Nietzsche
>> > >
>> >
>> > Oh yeah?
>> >
>> > Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
>> > festering scars that will NEVER heal!
>>
>> Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.
>
> Yeah? Well, your cat would never try to stop a junkman
> from flogging a horse! Your cat has the morals of an ally cat!
> On the other hand, your cat is probably "beyond good and evil"

Only until you open the box and observe the cat.


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 01 Nov 2004 00:16:43 GMT

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Vertigo wrote:

>König Prüß wrote:
>>
>> nenslo wrote:
>>
>>> KD et al wrote:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > >What does not kill me makes me stronger
>>> > >- Nietzsche
>>> > >
>>> >
>>> > Oh yeah?
>>> >
>>> > Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
>>> > festering scars that will NEVER heal!
>>>
>>> Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.
>>
>> Yeah? Well, your cat would never try to stop a junkman
>> from flogging a horse! Your cat has the morals of an ally cat!
>> On the other hand, your cat is probably "beyond good and evil"
>
>Only until you open the box and observe the cat.

When you open the box it'll be empty. The cat got scared of the vacuum and
surfed a different wave. At least that's what Zarathustra said.
--
Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 00:56:36 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> König Prüß wrote:
> >
> > nenslo wrote:
> >
> >> KD et al wrote:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > >What does not kill me makes me stronger
> >> > >- Nietzsche
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Oh yeah?
> >> >
> >> > Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
> >> > festering scars that will NEVER heal!
> >>
> >> Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.
> >
> > Yeah? Well, your cat would never try to stop a junkman
> > from flogging a horse! Your cat has the morals of an ally cat!
> > On the other hand, your cat is probably "beyond good and evil"
>
> Only until you open the box and observe the cat.

Oh, no! Not Schrodinger's cat; which is different than Nenslo's
hairless pussy the sleeps in the pie box.





Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:21:55 -0800

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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:47:34 -0800, nenslo wrote:

>KD et al wrote:
>>
>>
>> >What does not kill me makes me stronger
>> >- Nietzsche
>> >
>>
>> Oh yeah?
>>
>> Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
>> festering scars that will NEVER heal!
>
>Nietzche is dead. My CAT is stronger than him at this point.

What DOES kill me, makes the cat stronger

- Nietzsche, lesser-known quotes

See? He was way ahead of you.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
More evil means more Christ.
- Zosodada



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:19:57 -0800

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On 31 Oct 2004 23:00:17 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>What does not kill me makes me stronger
>>- Nietzsche
>>
>
>Oh yeah?
>
>Well what does not kill me leaves me a simpering, slobbering mess with
>festering scars that will NEVER heal!

What bashes your brains in and eats you, WINS.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Turns out that oswald was actually just up there shaving. The rest is
all the butterfly effect.



Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:36:04 -0700

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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> What does not kill me makes me stronger
> - Nietzsche
>

What does not kill me makes me stranger
- nu-monet


Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 07:47:20 -0500

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THe Slacktime Rotisserie can both kill you and make you stronger, both at
the same time. Due to the overwhelming demand of our Sam Hain special we
have extended it untill midnight tonight. That's right when you buy now you
save big time $$$. Operators are standing buy.

"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:418576E4.1255@succeeds.com...
> Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> > What does not kill me makes me stronger
> > - Nietzsche
> >
>
> What does not kill me makes me stranger
> - nu-monet




Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:19:24 GMT

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"paco" wrote in message
news:4gqhd.82573$vO1.465209@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> THe Slacktime Rotisserie can both kill you and make you stronger, both
at
> the same time. Due to the overwhelming demand of our Sam Hain special
we
> have extended it untill midnight tonight. That's right when you buy
now you
> save big time $$$. Operators are standing buy.

Well, give them a CHAIR for "Bob"'s sake.

--
ArWeAtAttention




Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:22:11 +1100

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> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>What does not kill me makes me stronger
>>- Nietzsche
>
>
> What does not kill me makes me stranger
> - nu-monet



that which kills THEM makes US stronger.
- me



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 11:55:15 -0800

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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:22:11 +1100, nikolai kingsley
wrote:

>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>>What does not kill me makes me stronger
>>>- Nietzsche
>>
>>
>> What does not kill me makes me stranger
>> - nu-monet
>
>
>
>that which kills THEM makes US stronger.
>- me

That which I kill I eat
- Ted Nugent

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The doughnut has existed since the beginning of time."
-- http://www.mel-o-cream.com/facts.html



Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 17:15:07 -0500

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:045do0hs8vncf2efebo42hme27838tpn0k@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:22:11 +1100, nikolai kingsley
> wrote:
>
> >> Zapanaz wrote:
> >>
> >>>What does not kill me makes me stronger
> >>>- Nietzsche
> >>
> >>
> >> What does not kill me makes me stranger
> >> - nu-monet
> >
> >
> >
> >that which kills THEM makes US stronger.
> >- me
>
> That which I kill I eat
> - Ted Nugent


The SlackTime Rotisserie would be perfect for an outdoorsman such as Ted
Nugent. Ted could cook his whole moose in the SlackTime Rotisserie, just
buy using the easy and convenient moose-tray. He and his buddies could all
be enjoying fresh moose in no time. The patented SlackTime design makes
clean up a breeze, so all Ted has too do is "Lock and Load". Don't forget
our extended Sam Hain special runs only untill Midnight E.S.T. and
quantities are limited so hurry.