It's Bosses' Day
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 13:54:32 -0400
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According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
somehow.
EEEEEW.
I am self-employed so I bought myself two brand new SF paperback books
and then filched money from myself to pay for them.
I guess my real boss is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. God damn it, I gave that
motherfucker enough already.
Now that the work day's almost over, I figured I should remind you
workers in case there was some easy brownie point you might could score
just by remembering this most beloved of holidays.
--
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PRABOB
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:11:01 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
> somehow.
[snip]
> Now that the work day's almost over, I figured I should remind you
> workers in case there was some easy brownie point you might could score
> just by remembering this most beloved of holidays.
Thanks for reminding me; I'll be observing Boss Day by ditching work.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 13:33:39 -0500
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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 13:54:32 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
>somehow.
>
>
>
>EEEEEW.
>
>
>I am self-employed so I bought myself two brand new SF paperback books
>and then filched money from myself to pay for them.
>
>I guess my real boss is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. God damn it, I gave that
>motherfucker enough already.
>
>Now that the work day's almost over, I figured I should remind you
>workers in case there was some easy brownie point you might could score
>just by remembering this most beloved of holidays.
child: "Mommy, why doesn't our family celebrate Boss' Day?
mom: "Because every day is Boss' Day, Sweetheart."
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 12:36:23 -0700
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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 13:54:32 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
>somehow.
>
>
>
>EEEEEW.
>
>
>I am self-employed so I bought myself two brand new SF paperback books
>and then filched money from myself to pay for them.
>
>I guess my real boss is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. God damn it, I gave that
>motherfucker enough already.
>
>Now that the work day's almost over, I figured I should remind you
>workers in case there was some easy brownie point you might could score
>just by remembering this most beloved of holidays.
THANKS MAN
I am going to take my boss out for lunch and buy him flowers. I
haven't sucked up nearly enough this week. I'm going to go practice
my obsequious grovel.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"La Cucaracha, la Cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar,
Porque no tiene, porque le falta,
Marijuana que fumar."
Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:31:58 +0900
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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 13:54:32 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
>somehow.
>
This is the only coherent thing I can say in Italian:
NUOVO ANNO PADRONI
NO AL SUONO DE BASTONI!
"Happy New Year Bosses,
but to the sound of Clubs!"
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 15 Oct 2004 23:15:31 GMT
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>According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
>somehow.
>
>
Well, the fact is EVERY day is boss day.
I celebrated by sneaking out of work early!
>I guess my real boss is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. God damn it, I gave that
>motherfucker enough already.
That will appear on your performance evaluation!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:19:48 -0400
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:151020041354327814%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> According to my calendar, today is Boss Day, when you honor your boss
> somehow.
>
I honored my boss by calling him up (I rarely speak to him, much less see
him) and asked him if I was fired because my network password was deleted.