Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 06 Oct 2004 14:16:04 GMT
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There was this guy who had a really big penis.
It was really, really, really big. It was so big
you couldn't even believe how big it was.
Think of the biggest penis you've ever seen --
it was even bigger than that. Bigger than the
biggest big penis you've ever even imagined.
It was huge, humongous -- giant. A really big
giant penis.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 6 Oct 2004 19:19:41 GMT
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asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc) wrote in news:20041006101604.15823.00001784
@mb-m28.aol.com:
> There was this guy who had a really big penis.
> It was really, really, really big. It was so big
> you couldn't even believe how big it was.
> Think of the biggest penis you've ever seen --
> it was even bigger than that. Bigger than the
> biggest big penis you've ever even imagined.
> It was huge, humongous -- giant. A really big
> giant penis.
>
You call that a joke? Bah.. THIS is a joke...
"This presidential campaign, THE BEST MAN WILL WIN!"
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands." --
Cardinal Vertigo
"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 23:36:34 GMT
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"Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
news:Xns957A9C0DD352nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc) wrote in
news:20041006101604.15823.00001784
> @mb-m28.aol.com:
>
> > There was this guy who had a really big penis.
> > It was really, really, really big. It was so big
> > you couldn't even believe how big it was.
> > Think of the biggest penis you've ever seen --
> > it was even bigger than that. Bigger than the
> > biggest big penis you've ever even imagined.
> > It was huge, humongous -- giant. A really big
> > giant penis.
> >
>
> You call that a joke? Bah.. THIS is a joke...
>
> "This presidential campaign, THE BEST MAN WILL WIN!"
Yuck, yuck yuck.
A woodpecker walks into a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"
--
ArWeAmused
Correspondent:: Ljutefisk Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 00:42:30 GMT
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In article <6k%8d.7627$nj.1295@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, ArWeGod?
@sbcglobal.net says...
> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> news:Xns957A9C0DD352nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> > asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc) wrote in
> news:20041006101604.15823.00001784
> > @mb-m28.aol.com:
> >
> > > There was this guy who had a really big penis.
> > > It was really, really, really big. It was so big
> > > you couldn't even believe how big it was.
> > > Think of the biggest penis you've ever seen --
> > > it was even bigger than that. Bigger than the
> > > biggest big penis you've ever even imagined.
> > > It was huge, humongous -- giant. A really big
> > > giant penis.
> > >
> >
> > You call that a joke? Bah.. THIS is a joke...
> >
> > "This presidential campaign, THE BEST MAN WILL WIN!"
>
> Yuck, yuck yuck.
>
> A woodpecker walks into a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"
>
Two Irishmen walk into a bar. The third one uses the door.
Correspondent:: Ljutefisk Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 00:43:40 GMT
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In article <6k%8d.7627$nj.1295@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>, ArWeGod?
@sbcglobal.net says...
> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> news:Xns957A9C0DD352nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> > asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc) wrote in
> news:20041006101604.15823.00001784
> > @mb-m28.aol.com:
> >
> > > There was this guy who had a really big penis.
> > > It was really, really, really big. It was so big
> > > you couldn't even believe how big it was.
> > > Think of the biggest penis you've ever seen --
> > > it was even bigger than that. Bigger than the
> > > biggest big penis you've ever even imagined.
> > > It was huge, humongous -- giant. A really big
> > > giant penis.
> > >
> >
> > You call that a joke? Bah.. THIS is a joke...
> >
> > "This presidential campaign, THE BEST MAN WILL WIN!"
>
> Yuck, yuck yuck.
>
> A woodpecker walks into a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"
>
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"What is this, a joke?"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 01:00:27 GMT
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A guy walks into a bar with a frog
on his head.
The bartender says, "Hey! That's unusual!"
The frog says, "Yeah, it started out last week
it was just a bump on my butt!"
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 09:35:06 -0700
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<41649524.1DCAF4FC@Rununculus.org>...
> A guy walks into a bar with a frog
> on his head.
> The bartender says, "Hey! That's unusual!"
> The frog says, "Yeah, it started out last week
> it was just a bump on my butt!"
From the HellPope Vault:
Two Nenslos walk into a bar. Upon beholding a
PAIR of what was already a Schopenhauerian horror as a mere
ONE, everyone shits a pile of bricks so large, the results
are used to build a new orphanage. It is dedicated in his
name, but it collapses the minute it is swollen-tick-full of
kids. Poor orphans. Ah, the little wretches are better off.
More food and air for NENSLO. NENSLO GOOD, ORPHANS AND MOST
OF *YOU* BAD. The moral is, AVOID ALL BRICKS SHAT VIA NENSLO
INCURSION AND RUN AWAY WHEN YOU SEE NENSLO.
Soundtrack by Louis and Beebe Barron. Microtonal works by
definition CANNOT be named in 3 notes. You are a terminal
fool, which you have proven by dashing through the SNOW,
leaving the poor horse trapped in the wreckage of the sleigh
to slowly freeze to death, just so you can slurp from a
bleeping GRAVY boat, which has already developed a skin on
top, guaranteeing that you will clumsily decorate your
Hamtaro action vest and MawMaw's nice linen tablecloth with
the aftermath of your ill-bred doofishness. What a choad!
You're taking that damned horse in your lunch until every
tendon is GONE. Um, anyway, beware of Nenslo.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 18:26:24 -0500
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> From the HellPope Vault:
>
> Two Nenslos walk into a bar. Upon beholding a
> PAIR of what was already a Schopenhauerian horror as a mere
> ONE, everyone shits a pile of bricks so large, the results
> are used to build a new orphanage. It is dedicated in his
> name, but it collapses the minute it is swollen-tick-full of
> kids. Poor orphans. Ah, the little wretches are better off.
> More food and air for NENSLO. NENSLO GOOD, ORPHANS AND MOST
> OF *YOU* BAD. The moral is, AVOID ALL BRICKS SHAT VIA NENSLO
> INCURSION AND RUN AWAY WHEN YOU SEE NENSLO.
>
> Soundtrack by Louis and Beebe Barron. Microtonal works by
> definition CANNOT be named in 3 notes. You are a terminal
> fool, which you have proven by dashing through the SNOW,
> leaving the poor horse trapped in the wreckage of the sleigh
> to slowly freeze to death, just so you can slurp from a
> bleeping GRAVY boat, which has already developed a skin on
> top, guaranteeing that you will clumsily decorate your
> Hamtaro action vest and MawMaw's nice linen tablecloth with
> the aftermath of your ill-bred doofishness. What a choad!
> You're taking that damned horse in your lunch until every
> tendon is GONE. Um, anyway, beware of Nenslo.
>
Hur, hur. Now *that's* comedy!