My Take on Debate I, Night of the Mexed Missages
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 19:17:10 -0400
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I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush. However, I
think JFK II there actually placed his position so close to Bushes on just
about everything that the two of them will prolly be fuck buddies after the
election no matter who wins. Most telling was the little WINK Bush gave to
Kerry when he mentioned they were both from Yale. And I think Bush is
considerably to the left of where people think he is, and Kerry to the
right. It's almost scary. Between the two of them, though, Bush doesn't
look like he's standing at the door of the funeral home to invite people
into Aunt Bessie's laying out. That's one thing.
I will also say that I enjoyed the debate SUBGENIOUSLY by watching it on a
small window on top of my IRC client tuned to #subgenius. What a fucking
hoot. That really represents WATCHING THE HELL out of a debate, that's for
sure.
To clear up one factual matter, though, I did not verify the color of Bush's
mouth on HDTV, but I did ZOOM IN on my little TV/PC card and I can confirm
that it IS blue-ish. Inky blue, like he sucked on a Bic or something, or
ate some blueberry jelly beans for strength. Or maybe that BLUE was the
transparency color for a projection.
I'm still gonna vote for W, if I vote at all, or the spirits of my past
relatives will descend upon me in the night. I mean, do you think
Eisenhower Jr. is ever going to be able to go into a dark room again after
endorsing Kerry? That's absolute positive PROOF that what my folks said
would happen (liberal propaganda leading to socialism) WAS RIGHT...except
for the bit about COMMUNISTS doing it. If you don't believe it, go down to
a cemetery and watch the bodies churn underground.
I knew my man was losing it with all the long, long pauses when it was his
turn to speak. All the repetition of "mixed messages" until he finally
uttered the phrase MEXED MISSAGES. Plus, he looked mostly like "why do I
have to be here anyhow".
Neither one of these dudes is a good old-fashioned politicker! Where's all
the DIRTY stuff, anyhow? Everybody is so fucking polite and afraid to go
for the jugular, except maybe for al Zarqawi.
I hope Dick Cheney buzzcuts that dweeb Edwards next week. Somebody make
sure they put his heart in the charger the night before, huh?
In the end, all this will have been forgotten. From what sunk in, Kerry
will do 13 years of Bush work in 4. That's STILL too fucking long.
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Correspondent:: crgr
Date: 2 Oct 2004 03:04:23 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in
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> I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his ability to
speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the Bushisms
I mean not being able to say words.
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 13:31:52 GMT
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"crgr" wrote in message
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> "iDRMRSR" wrote in
> news:SImdnVy_LYrreMDcRVn-ig@giganews.com:
>
> > I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
>
> Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his ability
to
> speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the Bushisms
> I mean not being able to say words.
Yeah, years ago I had a hemorragic stroke, I broke a blood vessel in my
skull. After I got out of the stroke unit at our local hospital I found I
couldn't talk normally.
Just like Bush.
I would hesitate after a few words or when I started up. My logic facility
worked poorly so a sentence would be composed of words from two or more
paragraphs. If I didn't know what I was going to say rather than shutting
up I would babble on.
Just like Bush.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 14:14:05 GMT
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<< he's really lost his ability to speak without a script in the past two years
>>
Yeah, a "script" for Haldol, just like Daddy.
Correspondent:: crgr
Date: 2 Oct 2004 18:40:03 GMT
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"Kevin Cunningham" wrote in
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> "crgr" wrote in message
> news:Xns9575CB675E29Ebrowse0tron2000@129.250.170.93...
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote in
>> news:SImdnVy_LYrreMDcRVn-ig@giganews.com:
>>
>> > I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
>>
>> Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his
>> ability
> to
>> speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the
>> Bushisms I mean not being able to say words.
>
> Yeah, years ago I had a hemorragic stroke, I broke a blood vessel in
> my skull. After I got out of the stroke unit at our local hospital I
> found I couldn't talk normally.
I've heard some discussion about Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome as being a
likely with this guy. Also, I plain dig thiamine.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000771.htm
Correspondent:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 23:59:15 GMT
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"Kevin Cunningham" wrote in
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> "crgr" wrote in message
> news:Xns9575CB675E29Ebrowse0tron2000@129.250.170.93...
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote in
>> news:SImdnVy_LYrreMDcRVn-ig@giganews.com:
>>
>> > I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
>>
>> Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his
>> ability
> to
>> speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the
>> Bushisms I mean not being able to say words.
>
> Yeah, years ago I had a hemorragic stroke, I broke a blood vessel in
> my skull. After I got out of the stroke unit at our local hospital I
> found I couldn't talk normally.
>
> Just like Bush.
>
> I would hesitate after a few words or when I started up. My logic
> facility worked poorly so a sentence would be composed of words from
> two or more paragraphs. If I didn't know what I was going to say
> rather than shutting up I would babble on.
>
> Just like Bush.
>
> Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
> Anti-Pope of Atlanta
>
How have you progressed since then? Have you recovered or are
you still suffering from these effects?
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 14:07:21 GMT
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"Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia" wrote in message
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> "Kevin Cunningham" wrote in
> news:c5y7d.1281$Vm1.1175@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net:
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> >
> > "crgr" wrote in message
> > news:Xns9575CB675E29Ebrowse0tron2000@129.250.170.93...
> >> "iDRMRSR" wrote in
> >> news:SImdnVy_LYrreMDcRVn-ig@giganews.com:
> >>
> >> > I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
> >>
> >> Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his
> >> ability
> > to
> >> speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the
> >> Bushisms I mean not being able to say words.
> >
> > Yeah, years ago I had a hemorragic stroke, I broke a blood vessel in
> > my skull. After I got out of the stroke unit at our local hospital I
> > found I couldn't talk normally.
> >
> > Just like Bush.
> >
> > I would hesitate after a few words or when I started up. My logic
> > facility worked poorly so a sentence would be composed of words from
> > two or more paragraphs. If I didn't know what I was going to say
> > rather than shutting up I would babble on.
> >
> > Just like Bush.
> >
> > Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
> > Anti-Pope of Atlanta
> >
> How have you progressed since then? Have you recovered or are
> you still suffering from these effects?
>
I'm much improved, my speach is normal due to great therapy and my memory
and logic facility works as well as it ever did. It's odd though, I'm a bit
more left handed. Oh, just a note I was a SugGENius before the stroke, not
after so there.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: BabaNoodleRaman@snork.cx
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 10:23:42 -0600
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In , "Kevin
Cunningham" wrote:
>
>"crgr" wrote in message
>news:Xns9575CB675E29Ebrowse0tron2000@129.250.170.93...
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote in
>> news:SImdnVy_LYrreMDcRVn-ig@giganews.com:
>>
>> > I'm shitting my drawers because I think Kerry did better'n Bush.
>>
>> Bush has some kind of neurological problem, he's really lost his ability
>to
>> speak without a script in the past two years and I don't mean the Bushisms
>> I mean not being able to say words.
>
>Yeah, years ago I had a hemorragic stroke, I broke a blood vessel in my
>skull. After I got out of the stroke unit at our local hospital I found I
>couldn't talk normally.
>
>Just like Bush.
>
>I would hesitate after a few words or when I started up. My logic facility
>worked poorly so a sentence would be composed of words from two or more
>paragraphs. If I didn't know what I was going to say rather than shutting
>up I would babble on.
>
>Just like Bush.
>
>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
>
The same thing happens everytime I think about something related to
laundry. It ain't getting better anytime soon, seeing's I got a 4 year
backlog of stinky clothes.
I hope the "handcuffs" come off Bush (that's how one citizen interview
on TV referred to a Bush win) so I can commence to doing some frenzied
laundering.