Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 19:20:08 -0400
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Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 19:05:14 -0500
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On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 19:20:08 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
>the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
>STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
>but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
>
>I just had to report that.
>
>Hey, I just thought of something.
>
>Sterno's hobby.
>
>http://users.aristotle.net/~sternodox/
>
>That could explain it.
Cool! Is his name WitchDr. Zombie Ibeji?
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 17:22:07 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
> the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
> STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
> but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
>
Let me guess. They paid you with a $6000 cashier's check and asked you
to send back the change with the membership.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 02:17:25 GMT
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<
send back the change with the membership. >>
Dear Fellow SubGenii Friend,
I am to say a very big thank for accepting to assist
a poor mugo like me, i pray the "bob" will not allow
to suffer the same way this Government have
allowed me and family to suffer.
Well i will also to give you my word which is my
bond,this transaction i legal and free from all risk the
money belongs to my late chegew who former
President of the country before he was kill by the
present government that is maltreating badly now.
Well for more detail about this transaction and how
the fund can be collect by you. Please contact our
family Attorney with the ingormation below he will
update you on what to do next.
j. r. "bob dobb"
Legal Practitioner,
Plot 64 Karimu Ave,
Lagos Nigeria.
TEL:XXX-XXX-XXXXX
Please try and call him immediately for the urgent
commencement of the transaction and the
procurement/obtaining of all the legal documents
with your name.
Once i want to say "bob dobb" bless you real good
for kindness towards a nigerian like me.
Here is my $30.00, please i am trying not
to tripple my monies back.
Best Regards.
Ufomba Henry Abacha, Jr.
Correspondent:: Don Radford Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 04:18:31 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
> the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
> STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
> but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
Haven't the Nigerians been know to burn housepets at the stake for
giving people the "evil eye"? And you sent PHARMACUTICAL GRADE DOBBS?
This could be entertaining...
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:38:16 -0400
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In article , Don
Radford wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> > Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
> > the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
> > STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
> > but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
>
> Haven't the Nigerians been know to burn housepets at the stake for
> giving people the "evil eye"? And you sent PHARMACUTICAL GRADE DOBBS?
>
> This could be entertaining...
Sad Ending.... his credit card was declined. IMAGINE THAT. And he
wasn't a product of Sterno's efforts. So I never sent him that special
First of the Stangian Orthodox Membership Packs.
I still have to FINISH the Stangian Orthodox Membership Packs.
Yesterday I spent some hours digging up ALTERNATE PRINTING MASTERS of
all the Membership Pack Stuff. I am changing the addresses and
reprinting today. Praise Dobbs, I was able to find my special
super-secret stashes of ORIGINALS to print from. The printing masters
that we had used while the main office was in Austin seem to have
mostly vanished. Just as well. A lot of stuff needed to be updated
anyway, not just the addresses.
While digging through files locating printing masters, GOBBS ALMIGHTY
did I run across some... INTERESTING other stuff that has also been
lost in the shuffle during the last 25 years. I found things like the
Pamphlet Number One originals. I mean the original ORIGINAL originals,
with tiny little clip-art pieces and typeset paragraphs all turning
brown and jumping like fleas off the paste-up board as it's flexed, all
the glue long gone.
I FOUND MY ONLY COPY OF THE FIRST STARK FIST that I had a hand in.
I found BOXES of newspaper and magazine articles about the Church,
interviews and photos I had totally forgotten even existed. I had
stopped filing that kind of stuff in the early 90s, but Jesus, it turns
out, had been carefully filing all that and it was in some SACKS I had
carried from Austin without really knowing what was in them.
ORIGINAL ART... from Book and Revelation X, etc.... old Stark Fist
layouts from the 1980s... LETTERS from people who are now dead, famous,
famously crazy, or otherwise notable... OUT-TAKES... I found the UNCUT
VERSIONS of some articles I'd written for magazines, like for instance
the UNCENSORED interview with director Larry Buchanan, which has his
explanations of who killed Kennedy and Hendrix, which Texas Monthly
edited out... the article about Reagan that I wrote before the 1984
election, for the Austin Chronicle, PROOF that I once gave a fuck about
that sort of human trivia...
DONATE A NICE FAST MODERN DAY SCANNER TO THE CHURCH!!! This old
SCSI-butted thing I'm using takes THREE MINUTES to scan a fucking
doktored TV Guide cover.
But first... those address changes. And those Hours of Slack. THEN I
can return to my regularly scheduled JACK OFF.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 13:56:02 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:261020040838168884%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> ORIGINAL ART... from Book and Revelation X, etc.... old Stark Fist
> layouts from the 1980s... LETTERS from people who are now dead,
famous,
> famously crazy, or otherwise notable... OUT-TAKES... I found the UNCUT
> VERSIONS of some articles I'd written for magazines, like for instance
> the UNCENSORED interview with director Larry Buchanan, which has his
> explanations of who killed Kennedy and Hendrix, which Texas Monthly
> edited out... the article about Reagan that I wrote before the 1984
> election, for the Austin Chronicle, PROOF that I once gave a fuck
about
> that sort of human trivia...
>
> DONATE A NICE FAST MODERN DAY SCANNER TO THE CHURCH!!! This old
> SCSI-butted thing I'm using takes THREE MINUTES to scan a fucking
> doktored TV Guide cover.
>
Uuuuhhh...they're, like, $30. Hmmm, perhaps if I were to send in MY
$30... Nah!
--
ArWeFrugal
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:35:35 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Don
> Radford wrote:
>
>> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>> > Yes, Rev. ufomba henry of Lagos has joined the flock! And he or she was
>> > the first person in about SIX YEARS whose love offering brought them a
>> > STANGIAN ORTHODOX Membership Pack Ordainment -- not through CafePress,
>> > but direct from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
>>
>> Haven't the Nigerians been know to burn housepets at the stake for
>> giving people the "evil eye"? And you sent PHARMACUTICAL GRADE DOBBS?
>>
>> This could be entertaining...
>
> Sad Ending.... his credit card was declined. IMAGINE THAT.
There's a great SubGenius parable in there somewhere, but I'm not sure
where.
Correspondent:: Don Radford Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 01:56:59 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> ORIGINAL ART... from Book and Revelation X, etc.... old Stark Fist
> layouts from the 1980s... LETTERS from people who are now dead, famous,
> famously crazy, or otherwise notable... OUT-TAKES... I found the UNCUT
Any chance for the resurrection of the original membership card? Getting
tattooed with the ashes from mine was quite satisfying, but I'd like to
get a replacement someday just for shits'n'giggles...
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 14:28:22 -0700
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Watch out, Stang! You're already "one nut down", and they've got a
track record down there:
September 1, 2001
Eight members of a religious group accused of using black magic to
make a man's penis disappear were lynched by a mob in southwest
Nigeria in April, 2001. The victims, all members of the Brotherhood of
the Cross and Star were killed in Ilesa, Osun State. The sect was
holding a conference in the city when a resident, Kunle Eniola,
suddenly claimed members of the brotherhood had caused his penis to
disappear. Angry residents quickly pounced on the meeting and beat
eight members to death and then burnt their bodies. Belief in magic is
widespread in Nigeria, as are instances of people being killed for
allegedly using their power to cause misfortune. (News24.Co.Za,
donated by Bruce Townley)