A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government
official to death after he was accused of causing
a man's penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.
Jibril Na-Allah, a local council official from
northern Kano State, died on Monday from his
injuries in a hospital in the northeastern city of
Maiduguri, a police spokesman said.
Na-Allah had travelled to Maiduguri to attend a
two-day workshop, and was asking for directions to
a restaurant when he was attacked along with his
three companions.
As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
and his companions of being responsible — providing
an excuse to attack the men, police said.
The three others managed to flee the scene but
Na-Allah was overpowered and severely beaten...
--
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you
by the short rabbits and can now deliver you
violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.
-- Hong Kong movie subtitle
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 12:48:59 -0500
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 10:35:09 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>(When you vote, they steal your penis.)
>
>http://iafrica.com/loveandsex/news/350338.htm
>
>A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government
>official to death after he was accused of causing
>a man's penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.
>
>Jibril Na-Allah, a local council official from
>northern Kano State, died on Monday from his
>injuries in a hospital in the northeastern city of
>Maiduguri, a police spokesman said.
>
>Na-Allah had travelled to Maiduguri to attend a
>two-day workshop, and was asking for directions to
>a restaurant when he was attacked along with his
>three companions.
>
>As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>and his companions of being responsible — providing
>an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>
>The three others managed to flee the scene but
>Na-Allah was overpowered and severely beaten...
And he jinxed mah well watah.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
> and his companions of being responsible — providing
> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have won.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
"Tell the Queen I will call her back as soon as I have finished my tea."
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 14:27:36 -0700
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
>> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>> and his companions of being responsible — providing
>> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>
>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have won.
When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Just remember that the road of abnormality is
neither the path of the less beaten nor the
road not naked; and that you can lead a whore
to Slack, but you cannot make a silkier knout
from a fig giver. Or kill me.
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 18:03:21 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
>
>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>
>>> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>>> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>>> and his companions of being responsible — providing
>>> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>>
>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have won.
>
> When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>>
>>>> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>>>> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>>>> and his companions of being responsible — providing
>>>> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>>>
>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have
>>>won.
>>
>> When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
>
> They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>
.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"I SYMPATHIZE with some of the people who dislike us. You can't killfile
a GimmeBob when it's standing right in front of you trying to act
"SubGenius" but coming off worse than a wiccan Rocky Horror geek
crossed with a Klingon anime snob that says "fnord" every third
sentence." - Rev. Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 13:15:04 -0700
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On 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
>news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
>
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>>>>> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>>>>> and his companions of being responsible — providing
>>>>> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>>>>
>>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have
>>>>won.
>>>
>>> When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
>>
>> They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>>
>
>.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
Is this Hamlet week?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
the church of subgenius is the pan
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 15:59:02 -0500
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
>>news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
>>
>>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>>>>>>claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>>>>>>and his companions of being responsible — providing
>>>>>>an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>>>>>
>>>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have
>>>>>won.
>>>>
>>>>When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
>>>
>>>They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>>
>>.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
>
> Is this Hamlet week?
Our sore task does not divide the Sunday from the week.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 14:53:52 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 15:59:02 -0500, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>>
>>>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
>>>news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
>>>
>>>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>>>>>>>claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>>>>>>>and his companions of being responsible — providing
>>>>>>>an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists will have
>>>>>>won.
>>>>>
>>>>>When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal penises.
>>>>
>>>>They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>>>
>>>.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
>>
>> Is this Hamlet week?
>
>Our sore task does not divide the Sunday from the week.
Alas, my penis. I knew it well, Horatio.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
By Bell's theorem everything once entangled in a quantum
event is still connected. By the expansionist Big Bang theory, by
definition, everything in the entire universe is quantally entangled.
Thus, everything is in immediate contact with everything else.
Among other implications, everyone's head is up their ass.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:17:45 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:lu56m09td5ednaipm3h08mev8l7lik3doc@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 15:59:02 -0500, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
> >Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> >> On 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch
wrote:
> >>
> >>>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
> >>>news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
> >>>
> >>>>Zapanaz wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
> >>>>>>>claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
> >>>>>>>and his companions of being responsible - providing
> >>>>>>>an excuse to attack the men, police said.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists
will have
> >>>>>>won.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal
penises.
> >>>>
> >>>>They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
> >>>
> >>>.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
> >>
> >> Is this Hamlet week?
> >
> >Our sore task does not divide the Sunday from the week.
>
> Alas, my penis. I knew it well, Horatio.
There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life. For who would
bear the whips and scorns... when he himself might his quietus make with
bare bodkin (ouch!)? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a
weary wife?
In thy orisons, be all my sins remembered!
--
ArWeBill
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:50:47 GMT
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ArWeGod wrote:
> "Zapanaz" wrote in message
> news:lu56m09td5ednaipm3h08mev8l7lik3doc@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 15:59:02 -0500, Cardinal Vertigo
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Zapanaz wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 5 Oct 2004 19:47:51 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
>> >>>news:Jfg8d.3674$5b1.2394@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
>> >>>
>> >>>>Zapanaz wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:23:00 -0600, Baldin Pramer
>> >>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
>> >>>>>>>claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
>> >>>>>>>and his companions of being responsible - providing
>> >>>>>>>an excuse to attack the men, police said.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>If they let people go around stealing penises, the terrorists
> will have
>> >>>>>>won.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>When stealing penises is outlawed, only outlaws will steal
> penises.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
>> >>>
>> >>>.SIG! Best thread of the whole daned week so far.
>> >>
>> >> Is this Hamlet week?
>> >
>> >Our sore task does not divide the Sunday from the week.
>>
>> Alas, my penis. I knew it well, Horatio.
>
> There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life. For who would
> bear the whips and scorns... when he himself might his quietus make with
> bare bodkin (ouch!)? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a
> weary wife?
>
> In thy orisons, be all my sins remembered!
If that doesn't qualify as "sweet bugger all," I don't know what does.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:37:46 +1000
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> As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly
> claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah
> and his companions of being responsible — providing
> an excuse to attack the men, police said.
imagine how embarrassed the guy would be later on. "
was in my loincloth all along. my bad.>"
< > indicating that sentence was spoken in Nigerian.