Smegma!

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 16:38:48 GMT

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Scientists predict that Mt. St. Hellman's
is all set to blow smegma all over the place!

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 20:11:59 -0400

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Yes, KP, but some other scientists are predicting a HUGE nocturnal emission!

Once the little volcano goes to sleep, you see, just before waking the
subterranean columns will be fully engorged, and the mountain will have this
really funny dream about naked little mountains and stuff. Then the lava
vesicles will overflow, cascading into a huge flow of miasma.

Then little St. Helen will wake up with wet bedsheets, so to speak, and
mommy St. Helen will have a hell of a laundry day, that is, unless little
St. Helen burns the sheets behind the garage, so to speak.

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