Smell & Uncircumsized Pee-Pee Dinks

Correspondent:: "Lakisha Davis"
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:50:04 GMT

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Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
Please give me details.




Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:56:17 GMT

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Lakisha Davis wrote:
> Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
> sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
> Please give me details.

Only if the penis's owner fails to wash regularly. Unwashed vaginae get
similarly nasty.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:58:44 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> Lakisha Davis wrote:
> > Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
> > sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
> > Please give me details.
>
> Only if the penis's owner fails to wash regularly. Unwashed vaginae get
> similarly nasty.

Feast on the yeast!





Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:12:18 GMT

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König Prüß wrote:
>
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
>> Lakisha Davis wrote:
>> > Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
>> > sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
>> > Please give me details.
>>
>> Only if the penis's owner fails to wash regularly. Unwashed vaginae get
>> similarly nasty.
>
> Feast on the yeast!

A starving man will feast on meat a dog would pass up.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:29:03 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> König Prüß wrote:
> >
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >
> >> Lakisha Davis wrote:
> >> > Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
> >> > sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
> >> > Please give me details.
> >>
> >> Only if the penis's owner fails to wash regularly. Unwashed vaginae get
> >> similarly nasty.
> >
> > Feast on the yeast!
>
> A starving man will feast on meat a dog would pass up.

Yeah, I do all the time!

Roadkill Marinara, for example.



Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:33:00 -0500

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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:50:04 GMT, "Lakisha Davis"
wrote:

>Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
>sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
>Please give me details.
>

OH MY GAWD! IT'S JUST AWFUL! COTTAGE CHEEZE CLUMPS UP THERE AND IT
SMELLS LIKE ALL THE SEWERS OF 19TH CENTURY LONDON!

HOW DID OUR FORESKIN FATHERS EVER GET LAID!
WITH DRIPPY CHEEZY GOO GETTING UP IN THERE AND PASTING EVERYTHING
TOGETHER!
HOW DID THEY KEEP THEIR PECKERS FROM GETTING SOOOOO INFECTED THAT THEY
PASSED ON THAT EVIL CHEEZE TO THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN!

HOW DID THE WOMEN NOT COME DOWN WITH HORRID PELVIC DISEASES WITH THE
LOSS OF THEIR VIRGINITY THAT MADE THEM STINK FOR THE REST OF THEIR
LIVES!!!!!!

OR MAYBE US HEATHEN WOMEN WITH UNCLEAN PARTNERS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE
DON'T NOTICE IT CUZ WE'RE FILTHY BARBARIAN UNWASHED UNCIVILIZED
BACKWARD SLUTS!!!

HOW!
HOW!
HOW!

THE FILTH!!!!

IT BURNS!!!!

OH HOW!

DETAILS!
YOU WANT DETAILS!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DETAILS!



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:55:39 GMT

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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:

> On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:50:04 GMT, "Lakisha Davis"
> wrote:
>
> >Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
> >sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
> >Please give me details.
> >
>
> OH MY GAWD! IT'S JUST AWFUL! COTTAGE CHEEZE CLUMPS UP THERE AND IT
> SMELLS LIKE ALL THE SEWERS OF 19TH CENTURY LONDON!
>
> HOW DID OUR FORESKIN FATHERS EVER GET LAID!
> WITH DRIPPY CHEEZY GOO GETTING UP IN THERE AND PASTING EVERYTHING
> TOGETHER!
> HOW DID THEY KEEP THEIR PECKERS FROM GETTING SOOOOO INFECTED THAT THEY
> PASSED ON THAT EVIL CHEEZE TO THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN!
>
> HOW DID THE WOMEN NOT COME DOWN WITH HORRID PELVIC DISEASES WITH THE
> LOSS OF THEIR VIRGINITY THAT MADE THEM STINK FOR THE REST OF THEIR
> LIVES!!!!!!
>
> OR MAYBE US HEATHEN WOMEN WITH UNCLEAN PARTNERS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE
> DON'T NOTICE IT CUZ WE'RE FILTHY BARBARIAN UNWASHED UNCIVILIZED
> BACKWARD SLUTS!!!
>
> HOW!
> HOW!
> HOW!
>
> THE FILTH!!!!
>
> IT BURNS!!!!
>
> OH HOW!
>
> DETAILS!
> YOU WANT DETAILS!
> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DETAILS!

Details, hell! I want pictures!
maybe on
alt.binaries.grotesque





Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:58:50 GMT

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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:50:04 GMT, "Lakisha Davis"
> wrote:
>
>>Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
>>sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
>>Please give me details.
>>
>
> OH MY GAWD! IT'S JUST AWFUL! COTTAGE CHEEZE CLUMPS UP THERE AND IT
> SMELLS LIKE ALL THE SEWERS OF 19TH CENTURY LONDON!
>
> HOW DID OUR FORESKIN FATHERS EVER GET LAID!
> WITH DRIPPY CHEEZY GOO GETTING UP IN THERE AND PASTING EVERYTHING
> TOGETHER!
> HOW DID THEY KEEP THEIR PECKERS FROM GETTING SOOOOO INFECTED THAT THEY
> PASSED ON THAT EVIL CHEEZE TO THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN!
>
> HOW DID THE WOMEN NOT COME DOWN WITH HORRID PELVIC DISEASES WITH THE
> LOSS OF THEIR VIRGINITY THAT MADE THEM STINK FOR THE REST OF THEIR
> LIVES!!!!!!
>
> OR MAYBE US HEATHEN WOMEN WITH UNCLEAN PARTNERS DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE
> DON'T NOTICE IT CUZ WE'RE FILTHY BARBARIAN UNWASHED UNCIVILIZED
> BACKWARD SLUTS!!!
>
> HOW!
> HOW!
> HOW!
>
> THE FILTH!!!!
>
> IT BURNS!!!!
>
> OH HOW!
>
> DETAILS!
> YOU WANT DETAILS!
> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DETAILS!

No, really, you can't. Look up "sootikin" and wonder how the species
ever survived.


Correspondent:: heathen
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 13:56:56 GMT

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thats called smegma
nothing a little steal wool and clorox cant handel

On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:50:04 GMT, "Lakisha Davis"
wrote:

>Is it true that uncircumsized penises have a bad smell? That there is some
>sort of substance under the sheath that collects during the day that smells?
>Please give me details.
>