Stang dick joke.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 20:52:34 -0700
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Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
"Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
"No I can't feel a thing"
"Talk about irony." says the doctor.
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 14:59:53 GMT
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In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
::
:: Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
:: penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
:: tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
:: is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
::
:: "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
::
:: "No I can't feel a thing"
::
:: "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
did it rust?
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 20:45:34 -0700
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SubGenius Spice wrote in message news:...
> In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
>
> :: Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
> :: penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
> :: tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
> :: is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
> > :: "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
> > :: "No I can't feel a thing"
> > :: "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
>
> did it rust?
No, its just molting. You'd better step WAY BACK around 2 p.m. CST
Friday or it'll hit you in the EYE.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 07:54:12 GMT
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Kind of like one of those snails in heat, you mean?
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410051945.13a970@posting.google.com...
> SubGenius Spice wrote in message
> news:...
>> In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
>>
>> :: Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
>> :: penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
>> :: tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
>> :: is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
>> > :: "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
>> > :: "No I can't feel a thing"
>> > :: "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
>>
>> did it rust?
>
> No, its just molting. You'd better step WAY BACK around 2 p.m. CST
> Friday or it'll hit you in the EYE.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> A brighter, whiter smile guaranteed
> with just 3 assassinations
>
> "Don't try to be something you're not, namely, food."
> - Homer Simpson
>
> "Were you right?"
> "Yeah."
> "That's all I need to hear; I trust you."
> - "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 23:48:09 -0400
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In article ,
SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
>
> ::
> :: Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
> :: penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
> :: tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
> :: is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
> ::
> :: "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
> ::
> :: "No I can't feel a thing"
> ::
> :: "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
>
> did it rust?
I don't get no respect.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 07:54:27 GMT
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URN IT!
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:051020042348091778%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article ,
> SubGenius Spice wrote:
>
>> In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
>>
>> ::
>> :: Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
>> :: penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
>> :: tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
>> :: is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
>> ::
>> :: "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
>> ::
>> :: "No I can't feel a thing"
>> ::
>> :: "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
>>
>> did it rust?
>
>
> I don't get no respect.
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 23:47:45 -0400
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In article <41621A80.8C1B1548@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Stang bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my
> penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea whats wrong!" The doctor
> tells Stang to take off his pants and sure enough Stang's "manhood"
> is bright orange, almost fluorescent.
>
> "Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
>
> "No I can't feel a thing"
>
> "Talk about irony." says the doctor.
Oh, a Nenjoke. From the header I assumed it was Tarzan-talk as in "Jane
hair pretty."
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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 07:57:54 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:051020042347450339%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>
> Oh, a Nenjoke. From the header I assumed it was Tarzan-talk as in "Jane
> hair pretty."
>
Read Nen's Hips.
Stang Joke Dick
easy as Pi.
except for that perpetual FLAT thing.
Maybe some Plaster of Paris would help inflate that thing on a more
permanent basis, eh?
But, who gives a flying rat's ass where RIpsdS sticks it?
"BOB"? (Kill the mousquito!)
Connie? (ha ha ha)