The Ballad of the Big Beef Stick

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 20:28:47 -0700

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We bought our buddy named Lard a 3-foot-long sausage for Xmas one
year. It was called the "Yard of Beef". It occupied the center of our
shrine dedicated to Yngwie until it got punctured and began to rot.

Lard ended up positioning it as a dong on a rotting redwood sculpture
of Joe Montana that we had removed from Pier 39. Miz Thang thought it
was gross, so Lard climbed up and put it on a pole 15 feet in the air.
Miz Thang didn't care for that either, but was relieved that she
didn't have to see Joe Montana with a huge, festering beef hard every
time she went in the back yard.

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Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 23:40:56 GMT

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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410111928.ec6e428@posting.google.com...
> We bought our buddy named Lard a 3-foot-long sausage for Xmas one
> year. It was called the "Yard of Beef". It occupied the center of our
> shrine dedicated to Yngwie until it got punctured and began to rot.
>
> Lard ended up positioning it as a dong on a rotting redwood sculpture
> of Joe Montana that we had removed from Pier 39. Miz Thang thought it
> was gross, so Lard climbed up and put it on a pole 15 feet in the air.
> Miz Thang didn't care for that either, but was relieved that she
> didn't have to see Joe Montana with a huge, festering beef hard every
> time she went in the back yard.
>

Just for the record... did you make that Joe Montana statue your woman for a
night?




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 04:58:50 GMT

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"ghost" wrote:


> Just for the record... did you make that Joe Montana statue your woman for a
> night?

Aw, who are you tryin' to kid? Only Legume can fuck actual WOOD.

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because its a little tramp.

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and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
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