The Spider and the Tiger
Correspondent:: tjswank@hotmail.com (Man's Best Friend)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 14:36:06 -0700
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One day a tiger was out prowling the jungle in search of food.
Hunting had been bad that day, and he was in an ill temper. As he
stalked along, he accidently ran into a spider's web, which was
suspended between two low-growing bushes.
Surprised and angered by the sticky web, which was caught on his nose
and whiskers, the tiger furiously wiped the clinging strands from his
face, then raised a paw and ripped the entire web to shreds, knocking
the spider to the ground in the process.
"Why did you ruin my home?" called the spider. "I didn't deliberately
snare you in it. There is room in the jungle for both of us, and I
would much rather have you as a friend than an enemy."
At this the tiger sneered and answered, "Who are you to lecture me,
you insect? And what possible use could I have for the friendship of
someone as insignificant as you?" And with a snarl of malice, he
reached out a paw to crush the spider, who quickly scuttled under
a rock and out of reach.
Just then a party of hunters came by, and the tiger, who had been too
occupied with the spider to notice their approach, froze in his
tracks, for he knew that if he made even the slightest sound the
hunters would hear him and shoot him down before he could escape.
As the tiger crouched there motionless in the brush, the spider
emerged from under the rock. Carefully and deliberately he crept up
to the tiger and bit him hard on the softest part of his right hind
foot.
The tiger let out a bellow of pain, which was immediately followed
by a deafening blast of gunfire as the hunters emptied their rifles
in his direction.
As the tiger lay gasping his final breaths, the spider approached
him and coldly said, "Perhaps you were right in thinking that my
friendship would have gained you nothing, but you can see clearly
that my enmity has cost you dearly."
Moral: THERE IS NO SMALL ENEMY.
Posted by MBF
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:11:35 -0700
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Man's Best Friend wrote:
>
A tiger was walking through the jungle when it
accidently walked through a spider's web. The
spider was pulled onto its fur and bit the tiger
on the face. The tiger dropped and rolled because
of the bite, killing the spider, but later died
when the spider bite became infected.
Moral: Don't get bitten by a spider.
--
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you
by the short rabbits and can now deliver you
violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.
-- Hong Kong movie subtitle
Correspondent:: wbarwell
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 17:38:47 -0400
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Man's Best Friend wrote:
> One day a tiger was out prowling the jungle in search of food.
> Hunting had been bad that day, and he was in an ill temper. As he
> stalked along, he accidently ran into a spider's web, which was
> suspended between two low-growing bushes.
>
> ***********>
> As the tiger lay gasping his final breaths, the spider approached
> him and coldly said, "Perhaps you were right in thinking that my
> friendship would have gained you nothing, but you can see clearly
> that my enmity has cost you dearly."
>
> Moral: THERE IS NO SMALL ENEMY.
>
Nobody is too small to set fire to something.
- Punch Magazine.
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