UPDATE ON DEBATES!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Magdalen"
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 19:54:19 -0400
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Last night during the debate I noted the phallic significance of Kerry's
microphone being clearly MUCH longer than Bush's. At the time I thought
it was simple physics, what with Kerry being four inches taller than
Bush and having a longer torso (as noticed by Jesus's introductory
comment as Kerry walked onstage: "Oh, he's much taller. He's going to
win."). However in reading today's USA Today, voice of America's most
average, (which did NOT include Kerry's "invading Mexico because of
Pearl Harbor" quote as I had predicted, but instead focused on his
"collosal mistake" quote) I read that it was KERRY HIMSELF who raised
his microphone four inches during his 45-minute pre-debate lighting and
sound check! Bush spent only ten minutes checking lighting and sound
and missed any opportunity to introduce phallic totems of any sort.
Clearly Kerry is a Bonesman not to be underestimated in the subtle arts
of subliminable manipulation and strategery!
--
Mouli!!!
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 01 Oct 2004 23:56:09 GMT
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That makes me want to mass debate.
Correspondent:: "Reverend Chrismok"
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2004 21:27:46 -0400
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Magdalen,
You rock.
RevCrispy
"Rev. Magdalen" wrote in message
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> Last night during the debate I noted the phallic significance of Kerry's
> microphone being clearly MUCH longer than Bush's. At the time I thought
> it was simple physics, what with Kerry being four inches taller than
> Bush and having a longer torso (as noticed by Jesus's introductory
> comment as Kerry walked onstage: "Oh, he's much taller. He's going to
> win."). However in reading today's USA Today, voice of America's most
> average, (which did NOT include Kerry's "invading Mexico because of
> Pearl Harbor" quote as I had predicted, but instead focused on his
> "collosal mistake" quote) I read that it was KERRY HIMSELF who raised
> his microphone four inches during his 45-minute pre-debate lighting and
> sound check! Bush spent only ten minutes checking lighting and sound
> and missed any opportunity to introduce phallic totems of any sort.
> Clearly Kerry is a Bonesman not to be underestimated in the subtle arts
> of subliminable manipulation and strategery!
>
> --
> Mouli!!!
>
>
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:33:39 -0700
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On Fri, 1 Oct 2004 19:54:19 -0400, "Rev. Magdalen"
wrote:
>Jesus's introductory
>comment as Kerry walked onstage: "Oh, he's much taller. He's going to
>win."
I've never really studied it myself but I have heard it said seriously
that for a hundred years or more, the president has always been the
taller of the two candidaes.
I think this is why presidents are now only allowed two terms in
office. Think about it. If that were not the case, we would
eventually end up with a president who was 12 feet tall, and he would
stay in office for hundreds of years.
Not that that would matter much, to the people who run the country.
It's just a case of not being TOO OBVIOUS. "Ignore the man behind the
curtain!"
And all that.
--
Zapanaz
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Correspondent:: Champion Jack Codini
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 08:45:59 -0400
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On Fri, 1 Oct 2004 19:54:19 -0400, "Rev. Magdalen"
said:
> (as noticed by Jesus's introductory
>comment as Kerry walked onstage: "Oh, he's much taller. He's going to
>win.").
It is a proven fact that tall people are smarter and better looking
than merehume midgets.
The same study concluded that morbid obesity will drop your I.Q. to
the low twenties.