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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:23:07 -0700
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The surgeon walks into Stang's room. He says, "Mr. Stang, I have good
news and bad news."
Stang asks, "What's the bad news, Doc?"
The surgeon answers, "I accidentally cut off your penis."
Stang yelps, "My god! What's the good news?"
The surgeon says, "That WAS the good news."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 08:21:12 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<4160DE3A.8A5408D3@yahoox.com>...
> The surgeon walks into Stang's room. He says, "Mr. Stang, I have good
> news and bad news."
> Stang asks, "What's the bad news, Doc?"
> The surgeon answers, "I accidentally cut off your penis."
> Stang yelps, "My god! What's the good news?"
> The surgeon says, "That WAS the good news."
You shouldn't joke about Stang's penis. He was the SECOND person
"Bob" taught how to regrow one if amputated, so he can grow a
monstrous scaly one that can bite yours OFF, make it fall off and
replace it with his usual Ron Jeremy. No evidence, just you jumping
around holding your stump and screaming about how it happened and the
ER personnel sizing you up for a straitjacket and a half-pint of
Prolixin.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF STANG'S PENIS AND THEREBY PROTECT YOUR OWN.
YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
--
HellPope Huey
Writer & Producer of
"Buggy Rubber Babies Behind Bars"
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 15:33:23 -0700
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
>
> KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF STANG'S PENIS AND THEREBY PROTECT YOUR OWN.
> YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
>
I'll see you in court.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 20:06:23 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<4161CFB2.CF8E51C6@yahoox.com>...
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
> > >
> > KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF STANG'S PENIS AND THEREBY PROTECT YOUR OWN.
> > YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
> >
> > I'll see you in court.
Big deal. We'll be dead long before a judge will even whiff the file
and you know it, you wizened carbuncle of a man. You are FAR more
protected if you are guilty than if you have a true grievance that
deserves addressing. The time span alone makes litigation mostly moot.
Therefore, because of the way The Law works, you'll see me in court
the 12th of FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
--
HellPope Huey
I'll just SEE yer Social Disaffection and raise ya
a simmering case of One Day He Just Exploded, Officer.
"If I were to lose my mind right now
and pick up one of you and dash your head against the floor,
right now and kill you, would that be right?"
- Alan Keyes (2004 Illinois Senate Republican candidate)
"I want you to suck my dick like you think the antidote is in it."
- Chris Rock
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:06:57 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410041906.5c50589c@posting.google.com:
> nenslo wrote in message
> news:<4161CFB2.CF8E51C6@yahoox.com>...
>> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> > >
>> > KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF STANG'S PENIS AND THEREBY PROTECT YOUR OWN.
>> > YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
>> >
>> > I'll see you in court.
>
> Big deal. We'll be dead long before a judge will even whiff the file
> and you know it, you wizened carbuncle of a man. You are FAR more
> protected if you are guilty than if you have a true grievance that
> deserves addressing. The time span alone makes litigation mostly moot.
> Therefore, because of the way The Law works, you'll see me in court
> the 12th of FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>
>
No WONDER the courts are so sporked up with idjits tossing spitballs at
each other while the law-weasels get rich off YOUR wallets. Why the hell
don't you both save some sheckles and just meet in front of the damned
library at 7:30 and do the fish-slapping dance? Last one whose fish still
has one fin wins!
BOW TO THE WILL OF J'LANDRU
...either that, or go harass Judge Judy. YEAH! THERE'S REAL JUSTICE FOR YA!
And ALWAYS a verdict right after the commercial break.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands." --
Cardinal Vertigo
"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:36:27 -0700
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote in message news:...
>Why the hell
> don't you both save some sheckles and just meet in front of the damned
> library at 7:30 and do the fish-slapping dance? Last one whose fish still
> has one fin wins!
I only want to slap him once, but I want to use a pilot whale.
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"