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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 06:12:00 -0500

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knock knock

who's there?

Jamaica

Jamaica who?

Jamaica me horny




Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 11:18:48 -0400

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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:

> knock knock
>
> who's there?
>
> Jamaica
>
> Jamaica who?
>
> Jamaica me horny
>
>

This was posted at 7 in the morning on a Monday!

This can only mean one thing. SCHOOL-AGE KIDS.

I was just looking back over the a.s. posts and there's not much sent
here between 5 am, when the drug users go to bed, and about 10:30 am,
when they start waking up. Except for my posts -- but then, looking at
this damn newsgroup is part of my DAY JOB, so naturally I want to get
it over with quickly, so I can move on to the more important part of
the work day: LUNCH.

I COULD wake up at 10:30 am like the rest of the SubGenii, but then I'd
have to go to bed later.

NO WAY.

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 10:09:11 -0700

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On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 11:18:48 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:

>In article , HdMrs. Salacia
>the Overseer wrote:
>
>> knock knock
>>
>> who's there?
>>
>> Jamaica
>>
>> Jamaica who?
>>
>> Jamaica me horny
>>
>>
>
>This was posted at 7 in the morning on a Monday!
>
>This can only mean one thing. SCHOOL-AGE KIDS.

and horny school moms :^)


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son Irving has an Oedipus Complex!"

Mrs Lifpschitz: "Oedipus, Schmoedipus. As long as he
loves his mother!"



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 15:34:21 -0700

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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>
> knock knock
>
> who's there?
>
> Jamaica
>
> Jamaica who?
>
> Jamaica me horny

"Just because it's a joke that doesn't make it funny." - Mrs. Nenslo
"Yeah, but it's still a joke." - Nenslo


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 09:46:12 -0700

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nenslo wrote in message news:<4161CFEC.78CDC1FF@yahoox.com>...

> "Just because it's a joke that doesn't make it funny." - Mrs. Nenslo
> "Yeah, but it's still a joke." - Nenslo

That should be chiseled over the west entrance to Dobbstown.

--

HellPope Huey
I'll just SEE yer Social Disaffection and raise ya
a simmering case of One Day He Just Exploded, Officer.

"If I were to lose my mind right now
and pick up one of you and dash your head against the floor,
right now and kill you, would that be right?"
  - Alan Keyes (2004 Illinois Senate Republican candidate)

"I want you to suck my dick like you think the antidote is in it."
- Chris Rock


Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 12:10:09 -0500

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On 5 Oct 2004 09:46:12 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>nenslo wrote in message news:<4161CFEC.78CDC1FF@yahoox.com>...
>
>> "Just because it's a joke that doesn't make it funny." - Mrs. Nenslo
>> "Yeah, but it's still a joke." - Nenslo
>
> That should be chiseled over the west entrance to Dobbstown.

and "Abandon Hell all ye who enter her"' to the east



Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 12:18:56 -0500

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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 12:10:09 -0500, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:

>On 5 Oct 2004 09:46:12 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
>(HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>
>>nenslo wrote in message news:<4161CFEC.78CDC1FF@yahoox.com>...
>>
>>> "Just because it's a joke that doesn't make it funny." - Mrs. Nenslo
>>> "Yeah, but it's still a joke." - Nenslo
>>
>> That should be chiseled over the west entrance to Dobbstown.
>
>and "Abandon Hell all ye who enter her"' to the east

Oh yeah. That one's done in grafitti not chiseled and there's a little
phone number down there too.


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:12:49 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:4161CFEC.78CDC1FF@yahoox.com:

> "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
>>
>> knock knock
>>
>> who's there?
>>
>> Jamaica
>>
>> Jamaica who?
>>
>> Jamaica me horny
>
> "Just because it's a joke that doesn't make it funny." - Mrs. Nenslo
> "Yeah, but it's still a joke." - Nenslo

"And so are you." - Some alt.slack troll
"SHUT UP" - Nenslo

Just thought I save you both the time and effort.

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"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey