Vatican Sex Guide
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 07:13:53 -0700
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http://tinyurl.com/64crp
A Vatican-sanctioned sex guide is encouraging
churchgoers to make love more often in an effort
to offset "impotence and frigidity" and address
papal concerns over declining birth-rates among
Italian Roman Catholics.
The controversial book, It's A Sin Not To Do It,
written by two theologians, promises the reader
answers to "everything you wanted to know about
sex but the Church (almost) never dared to tell
you"...
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:02:41 -0600
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nu-monet v7.0 did pass the time by typing:
> http://tinyurl.com/64crp
>
> A Vatican-sanctioned sex guide is encouraging
> churchgoers to make love more often in an effort
> to offset "impotence and frigidity" and address
> papal concerns over declining birth-rates among
> Italian Roman Catholics.
>
> The controversial book, It's A Sin Not To Do It,
> written by two theologians, promises the reader
> answers to "everything you wanted to know about
> sex but the Church (almost) never dared to tell
> you"...
"everything you wanted to know about sex but
the Church (almost) never dared to tell you."
...chuckle...
Why does that sound like something Douglas Adams
would have penned? :)
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rbg
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:38:08 -0700
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
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A literalist, apparently.
http://www.hornyforgod.com/
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