Who cares about the election-

Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 14:29:15 GMT

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We're merging with Andromeda in 3 billion years. I've got to pack my bags.
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"As life's constants become relativized, all the certainties we live by become
frighteningly unpredictable for awhile. The payoff, of course, is insight."
Bernard Barrs, 'In the Theatre of Consciousness'


Correspondent:: "Anachron"
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 16:24:56 GMT

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"KD et al" wrote in message
news:20041017102915.22988.00002150@mb-m10.aol.com...
> We're merging with Andromeda in 3 billion years. I've got to pack my
bags.

Is that before the sun engulfs the orbit of Mercury or after? If after,
don't forget sunglasses and shorts.

--
Rev. Anachron





Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 17:23:51 GMT

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>We're merging with Andromeda in 3 billion years. I've got to pack my
>bags.
>
>Is that before the sun engulfs the orbit of Mercury or after? If after,
>don't forget sunglasses and shorts.

The sun engulfs Mercury around 10-12 billion years from now. I have it penciled
in on my calendar.

But no worries, all our oceans will dry up and life on earth will have become
impossible way before that (about 5 billion years) when the sun increases in
brightness and temperature.

See, there's always a bright side!
(Literally)
--
'The favorable action of earthworms is often mocked."
'The Secret Life of
Plants'


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 18:26:56 GMT

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KD et al wrote:
>>We're merging with Andromeda in 3 billion years. I've got to pack my
>>bags.
>>
>>Is that before the sun engulfs the orbit of Mercury or after? If after,
>>don't forget sunglasses and shorts.
>
> The sun engulfs Mercury around 10-12 billion years from now. I have it penciled
> in on my calendar.
>
> But no worries, all our oceans will dry up and life on earth will have become
> impossible way before that (about 5 billion years) when the sun increases in
> brightness and temperature.

If we're still stuck on this fuckforsaken rock in 5 billion years, we'll
DESERVE to be incinerated.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 11:35:07 -0700

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On 17 Oct 2004 17:23:51 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:

>>We're merging with Andromeda in 3 billion years. I've got to pack my
>>bags.
>>
>>Is that before the sun engulfs the orbit of Mercury or after? If after,
>>don't forget sunglasses and shorts.
>
>The sun engulfs Mercury around 10-12 billion years from now. I have it penciled
>in on my calendar.
>
>But no worries, all our oceans will dry up and life on earth will have become
>impossible way before that (about 5 billion years) when the sun increases in
>brightness and temperature.
>
>See, there's always a bright side!
>(Literally)

I had a roommate in college, I needed to share rent. He had moved in
a couple weeks ago and we still didn't know each other very well, I
was heading out the front door and on the way out I said "oh if
there's a nuclear war while I'm gone and they gather everybody
together to wait for the end of all life on earth, be sure to lock the
door on your way out" and then left.

well I thought it was funny, anyway.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The ministry of communication is duty-bound to make the use of the
Internet impossible." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar



Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 17:01:15 -0700

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You will, if it goes Bush-wise and you have to waddle around with a
Halliburton tattoo on your soft parts.

--

HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
This church is like watching a 450-pound black waitress
breakdance nude in a wading pool filled with Crisco.

"Kerry works a crowd the same way
Frankenstein's monster worked villagers."
- Nick Gillespie

GLOBULAR WARMING IS HERE. IT'S THE DAY
AFTER THE DAY AFTER! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!
- Rev. Unclaimed Mysteries


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 18 Oct 2004 22:15:56 GMT

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>You will, if it goes Bush-wise and you have to waddle around with a
>Halliburton tattoo on your soft parts.

Tattoos are only necessary when those in charge want the slaves to know they're
slaves.

Halliburton's tattoo is already all over my country.
--
"Thought contagions spread fastest via proselytic transmission."
-Aaron Lynch