Correspondent:: humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest)
Date: 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700
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Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Correspondent:: "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:41:52 -0400
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x-no-archive: yes
Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
Eternal salvation or triple your money back.
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
two words: prairie squid
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Read the pamphlets at http://www.subgenius.com/slaq.htm and get back to us.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:27:57 -0700
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
> Simple question: What's in it for me
> if I join your religion?
Well, there's books full of stuff if you become
a SubGenius. But if you want to join my Kali
cult, all you have to do is appreciate death.
And that's a pretty respectable perq.
Other religions talk about their invisible gods
doing this or that or nothing much at all, but
Kali proves she's doing her thing constantly.
Death really zips things up. She gives them so
much kazango that it affects everything around
her. She lends intensity, immediacy and spice
to everything she touches.
And the neat part is that you don't actually
have to *do* anything. Unless you want to, I
guess. You can just sit back and watch. No
prayer, no supplication. You don't even have to
send $30 in to the Church of the SubGenius, which
you could do also, If you feel like it.
Our entire society is afraid of death, it freaks
it out. They can't deal with it, so they try
and hide it and pretend it doesn't exist. To no
avail. Kali gets them all.
Last but not least, the modern incarnation of
Kali is a hot babe who, granted, is a little
bluish in color and has six arms, but nobody
really notices. She doesn't have a lot of hang
ups, and can use any female for an avatar, to do
physical things with her Priests.
Just imagine having sex with the physical avatar
of the goddess of death herself. Talk about the
ultimate risk turn-on.
I wouldn't be averse to a donation, though. If
you want me to put in a good word for you. And
photoshopped pictures of what she would look like
to you are always good, posted to
alt.binaries.slack
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:22:55 -0700
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
My religion is better than the other religions because it gives me the
right to use FUCK YOU as the answer to any question.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 2 Oct 2004 07:41:22 -0700
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> Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Same thing as with any other religion: Sky-pie, a boot-tip to the
anus any time the ruling junta gets cranky, an enormous number of
impossible rules to follow, a toss of the biggest dice ever devised,
bizarre pockets of comfort, much suckage from your wallet, a
high-speed pinwheel of bullshit, flogging, defenestration, multiple
opportunities to acquire herpes, crotchless panties, heated bra,
woolen girdle, Simpsons mittens and if you are very lucky, a pony.
The one distinct advantage of Dobbs is that the bullshit factor is
clearly stated up front, the value of which cannot be overemphasized.
Everything ELSE will be, but not that. Why, you're soaking in it now!
Oh yeah, plus we have the best t-shirts and the very finest tits,
some of which are on women. You ain't gonna get none o' THAT action in
a Christian Science reading room! Well, actually, there was that one
time.
--
HellPope Huey
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof,
but there is also a night shift
"... we sometimes betray our truest intentions
while pretending that we were just kidding around."
- Richard Shickel
There is something creepy
about a trucker's wet dream.
- Joe Cosby
Correspondent:: Karlo X Date: 2 Oct 2004 21:28:11 -0500
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410020641.7b78c5fd@posting.google.com:
> Oh yeah, plus we have the best t-shirts and the very finest tits,
> some of which are on women. You ain't gonna get none o' THAT action in
> a Christian Science reading room! Well, actually, there was that one
> time.
In band camp?
k.
--
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are
really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 13:41:13 -0700
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Karlo X wrote in message news:...
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
> news:8cc8cffc.0410020641.7b78c5fd@posting.google.com:
>
> > Oh yeah, plus we have the best t-shirts and the very finest tits,
> > some of which are on women. You ain't gonna get none o' THAT action in
> > a Christian Science reading room! Well, actually, there was that one
> > time.
>
> In band camp?
"Just a flute?"
--
C.
Correspondent:: pete Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 12:23:12 GMT
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Twenty dollars, same as in town.
> And why is your religion better
> than the other religions I have to choose from?
> [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Because you're in it right now!
--
pete
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 12:29:55 GMT
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<< And why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you have an
argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but mere assertion of
truth has no merit.] >>
It's the only one that admits that everything
it says is bullshit (including this statement).
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 09:41:20 -0500
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pete wrote in news:415E9DB2.7F45@mindspring.com:
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
> Twenty dollars, same as in town.
Also Durians!
>> And why is your religion better
>> than the other religions I have to choose from?
>> [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>
> Because you're soaking in it right now!
IFYPFY
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Wiblur the Once wrote:
>>> And why is your religion better
>>> than the other religions I have to choose from?
> N3w from Wiblur's Wonderous Widgets:
>
> Kibological Duri-Soak Bath Crystals
>
> Luxuriate in a warm, soothing soak with the sublime aroma of Durian (now
> with Solanplas!). Your friends will ask themselves: "What is it about
> them that makes their presence so irresistable?"
will it make my hair turn green?
butting
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:05:40 -0500
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Bryce Utting wrote in
news:cjnpud$uce$2@lust.ihug.co.nz:
>> Kibological Duri-Soak Bath Crystals
>>
>> Luxuriate in a warm, soothing soak with the sublime aroma of Durian
>> (now with Solanplas!). Your friends will ask themselves: "What is it
>> about them that makes their presence so irresistable?"
>
> will it make my hair turn green?
No, but if you soak longer than the recommended amount of time, it could
make your hair go all spikey
Correspondent:: "EllisDee" Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 12:25:18 GMT
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"Humbly the Greatest" What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from?
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!®
Beat that!
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 12:43:11 GMT
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In article ,
"EllisDee" wrote:
>
>"Humbly the Greatest" What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from?
>
>Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!®
I'll make you famous!
>Beat that!
Ah, shit.
--
Lady Chatterly
"don't flatter yourself. the CPU time you were allocated is a tiny
fraction of what it spend on following ladies: 1) lady chatterly 2)
alexa 3) roofuck" -- yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com
Correspondent:: c26squall@yahoo.com (cdowis)
Date: 2 Oct 2004 06:24:39 -0700
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humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in message news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
In some circles, you find yourself mocked and ridiculed. And they
will give you a thousand reasons why you made a mistake by joining
this church.
That is what you will find in this religion.
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 13:25:34 GMT
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In article <5d328264.0410020524.22e189dd@posting.google.com>,
c26squall@yahoo.com (cdowis) wrote:
>
>humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in message news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
>In some circles, you find yourself mocked and ridiculed. And they
>will give you a thousand reasons why you made a mistake by joining
>this church.
Pluto will conjoin the solar eclipse next Wednesday and seriously
screw your day up. Thursday, you'll think a thousand priests just
cornholed you.
>That is what you will find in this religion.
Someone to whom you owe money to is likely to beat forty-seven shades
of shite out of you this month. No one will send you a 'Get Well'
card. Your Mother will send a 'Thank You' card to the guy who did it.
--
Lady Chatterly
"What do you know of hate, Lady Chatterly?" -- Pablo
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 08:22:09 -0400
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"cdowis" wrote in message
news:5d328264.0410020524.22e189dd@posting.google.com...
> humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in message
news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
> > Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
> In some circles, you find yourself mocked and ridiculed. And they
> will give you a thousand reasons why you made a mistake by joining
> this church.
>
> That is what you will find in this religion.
Oh but Charles! Then you can point to your persecution and say that it's a
sign of the true church.
The only problem is that other churches have suffered a great deal more
persecution, but let's don't quibble.
--
Regards,
Lee the James, uM, feminist
Orohippus, Mesohippus, Miohippus, Protohippus,
Pliohippus, Equus. Evolution is just a theory.
So is gravity.
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 14:34:20 GMT
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On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly
the Greatest) wrote:
>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
You get a Dream Date with Kibo.
Unfortunately, Kibo's dream will be your nightmare.
> And
>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>from?
Because it's what all the cool kids are doing.
> [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Kibology is not TRUE. Kibology is a pretty flower that smells bad.
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 14:42:21 GMT
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>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
I don't know about the SubGenii, but you're not even invited to join my
religion.
So there.
--
If Buddha were alive today, he'd kill himself.
-KDetal
Correspondent:: "Rhyanon" Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 09:44:19 -0500
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Join a religion, get brainwashed.
And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from?
They all suck equally.
[BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Then why bother with religion at all?
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:09:53 -0500
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"Rhyanon" wrote in
news:10ltfhv2vd76q1f@corp.supernews.com:
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from?
>
> They all suck equally.
>
Begging your parden, but Kibological suckage is the bestest!
Correspondent:: "paco" Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 11:27:27 -0400
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
All the human slaves you could ever command.
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from?
Slavery, Sex, Hatered, Paranoia, Mind Control, Weather Control, Channeling
Aliens, Discovering Bulldadda, these are but a few of the mystical
experiences you'll have every day. Besides if you don't buy now you won't
save big time $$$. You can also learn to ability to masturbate "Properly".
Because masturbating improperly can lead to homosexuality.
Correspondent:: madge Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 18:25:44 +0100
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
You get the full shmozzle and we promise not to save your soul* or live
next door to you*.
*Delete as applicable.
--
Otis to Manfire: Your Puckett needs WAY MORE diaphragm!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 11:22:32 -0700
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On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly
the Greatest) wrote:
>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
If you have to ask, you probably aren't good enough to be a Subgenius.
Go join the scientologists.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Ego. Id. "Bob".
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 2 Oct 2004 17:11:30 -0700
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> On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly
> the Greatest) wrote:
>>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Mostly hot and cold running enemas with Mr. Clean. It may look like
potential fun from a certain distance, but that's mostly what it is.
Go to Six Flags, its better.
--
HellPope Huey
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof,
but there is also a night shift
"... we sometimes betray our truest intentions
while pretending that we were just kidding around."
- Richard Shickel
There is something creepy
about a trucker's wet dream.
- Joe Cosby
Correspondent:: desertphile@cchr.ws (The Last Liberal)
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 21:44:58 GMT
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On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly
the Greatest) wrote:
>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
What religion? Why the hell would you join any religion? Doesn't it
make sense to make your own instead of follow someone elses?
--
"Terrorism" isn't the enemy: George W Bush is!
Correspondent:: dogsnus Date: 2 Oct 2004 23:52:36 GMT
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desertphile@cchr.ws (The Last Liberal) wrote in news:2s8i8gF1hlum8U2@uni-
berlin.de:
> On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly
> the Greatest) wrote:
>
>>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
> What religion? Why the hell would you join any religion?
Well,duh. For the coupons,silly.
Buy one get one free!
Doesn't it
> make sense to make your own instead of follow someone elses?
It only makes sense if all the good ones are taken already.
But I think the Telos are moving to Mt.St.Helens from Mt.Shasta,so there may
be an opening there.
Here's a timely message from Adama:
As Earth Beings, We are One Big Family Greetings, my dear brothers and
sisters of earth's surface! For those who do not yet know me by name, I Am
Adama, the High Priest of Telos, the subterranean city under Mt. Shasta,
where one and a half million of us, Lemurians, are residing. It is my great
pleasure to communicate with you at this time to remind you of our love for
all of you and to give you a little update on our emergence plan.
Dear ones, as much as you may not yet see the full picture of this wondrous
progress from where you stand, we in Telos have the necessary technology to
be able to not only see this progress but to make daily graphs of it on our
amino acid computers.
Terri
--
For that you need Twinkies and lunch meat. Eternity through preservatives.
Terry Von Gease
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:14:28 -0500
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dogsnus wrote in
news:2s8ta3F1j71itU1@uni-berlin.de:
> As Earth Beings, We are One Big Family Greetings
AND, our grammers are rilly gooder!
> amino acid computers.
SUBSCIRBE!!11!!
Correspondent:: John Manning Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:18:28 -0300
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Why do you need any religion at all? Really, WHY??? Seems they just
attack each other over who's the best.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:48:16 -0700
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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:18:28 -0300, John Manning
wrote:
>
>
>Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>
>
>Why do you need any religion at all? Really, WHY??? Seems they just
>attack each other over who's the best.
Typical TM-er bullshit. "Oh we're so ENLIGHTENED and SUPERIOR and
BALANCED. We are BEYOND all the intra-religion bashing that all those
OTHER religions indulge in. Oh OOPS. I just did it, didn't I?"
That's why the Church of the Subgenius is the religion for me. We
have REAL, SOLID, USEFUL answers, we don't NEED to go around attacking
all these other superstitious loads of brain damage that call
themselves "religions".
Praise "Bob"
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Those who dance are considered insane
by those who can't hear the music.
- Anon.
Correspondent:: John Manning Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 21:02:10 -0300
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:18:28 -0300, John Manning
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>>>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>>>from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>>>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>>>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>>
>>
>>Why do you need any religion at all? Really, WHY??? Seems they just
>>attack each other over who's the best.
>
>
> Typical TM-er bullshit. "Oh we're so ENLIGHTENED and SUPERIOR and
> BALANCED. We are BEYOND all the intra-religion bashing that all those
> OTHER religions indulge in. Oh OOPS. I just did it, didn't I?"
>
> That's why the Church of the Subgenius is the religion for me. We
> have REAL, SOLID, USEFUL answers, we don't NEED to go around attacking
> all these other superstitious loads of brain damage that call
> themselves "religions".
But you just did. You even attacked non-religion. Are you a troll?
>
> Praise "Bob"
>
>
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:35:58 -0700
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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 21:02:10 -0300, John Manning
wrote:
>
>
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:18:28 -0300, John Manning
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>>>>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>>>>from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>>>>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>>>>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>>>
>>>
>>>Why do you need any religion at all? Really, WHY??? Seems they just
>>>attack each other over who's the best.
>>
>>
>> Typical TM-er bullshit. "Oh we're so ENLIGHTENED and SUPERIOR and
>> BALANCED. We are BEYOND all the intra-religion bashing that all those
>> OTHER religions indulge in. Oh OOPS. I just did it, didn't I?"
>>
>> That's why the Church of the Subgenius is the religion for me. We
>> have REAL, SOLID, USEFUL answers, we don't NEED to go around attacking
>> all these other superstitious loads of brain damage that call
>> themselves "religions".
>
>
>But you just did.
DAMN!
>You even attacked non-religion. Are you a troll?
I'm a SUBGENIUS!
>
>
>>
>> Praise "Bob"
>>
>>
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH! BLOOD AND SOULS!
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:18:21 -0500
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John Manning wrote in news:10lugcfs8i17hc9
@news.supernews.com:
> But you just did. You even attacked non-religion. Are you a troll?
He clearly mentioned that he was a Subgenius, if he was a troll he would
probably be a Kibologist.
"Leader Kibo is my typesetter"
Correspondent:: "Android Cat" Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 19:36:36 -0400
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
What do you want?
--
Morden of that ilk.
Correspondent:: Day Brown Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 19:27:11 -0500
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
I dunno of any other group any where at any time which pulled that off.
Correspondent:: Lady Azure Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 19:14:17 -0800
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The Scythian Culture went on until the war of 1812 then disappeared
building the American Railroads.
They left there mark on America as the 2nd Amendment.
We talk now of Goddess Cultures because they did not "Let it die off".
Day Brown wrote:
>
> Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> > Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> > why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> > from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> > have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> > mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
> Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
> Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
> Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
> I dunno of any other group any where at any time which pulled that off.
>
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Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:29:48 -0500
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Lady Azure wrote in
news:415F6E89.C812D9EF@strangewoman.org:
> The Scythian Culture went on until the war of 1812 then disappeared
> building the American Railroads.
I understand there are still remnants of the Scythian Culture in north-
eastern Lemuria, where they tend their Quorn crops and train lemurs in the
ancient martial art of Scyth Famboo, while awaiting the return of
Quornocalatal.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 20:37:01 -0700
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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 19:27:11 -0500, Day Brown
wrote:
>Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
>Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
>Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
>I dunno of any other group any where at any time which pulled that off.
>
"Students in favor of extended comas"
But they have been mighty silent lately.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH! BLOOD AND SOULS!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 03 Oct 2004 19:53:12 GMT
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>"Students in favor of extended comas"
>
>But they have been mighty silent lately.
>
Speaking of Comas, my neices Sister-in-Law's Husband is in a coma from a OD of
PCP!
That what he gets for taking Conspircy drugs!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 20:35:02 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:20041003155312.17374.00001348@mb-m27.aol.com...
> >"Students in favor of extended comas"
> >
> >But they have been mighty silent lately.
> >
>
> Speaking of Comas, my neices Sister-in-Law's Husband is in a coma from
a OD of
> PCP!
>
> That what he gets for taking Conspircy drugs!
Who would have thought that ANIMAL tranquilizers would be bad for
PEOPLE...?
--
ArWeTranquil
Correspondent:: Day Brown Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 01:05:41 -0500
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Zapanaz wrote:
>>Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
>>Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
>>Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
>>I dunno of any other group any where at any time which pulled that off.
> But they have been mighty silent lately.
Depends on how yee define silent and lately. For one, they never did
engage in prosetylizing, which compared to the rants of the Fundies
would seem like silence. And as for lately, the numbers of those who are
silent is growing rapidly; some years ago, only a few hundred showed up
for the solstice at Stonehenge. Then a few years ago, the number jumped
to 4000, then last year 12,000 then this year I was told the number was
more like 40,000.
Less well known, but more in keeping with ancient spiritual roots is the
circle at Aubury (sp?) which lacks the monumental stonework, but has a
setting more in keeping with the equality of the early traditions.
Modern Wiccans dont have a defined dogma to shout at people. However, I
note that in recent years, in the face to face meetings I have had with
them, rapidly increasing numbers refer to a faith in the Goddess, which
solves several problems. Nobody who believes in the Goddess would be
construed to be a 'satanist'. Nobody who believes in the Goddess would
be upset with another Wiccan whose allegiance is to one or more of the
'pagan' gods. Its something a Wiccan can claim without abandoning
earlier spiritual attachments. The Goddess is *not*, and never was, a
'Jealous God'.
Neither Wiccans, nor those who follow the Goddess, ever hold heresy
trials, much less inquisitions, nor fires up mobs to go to war.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 00:09:59 -0700
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On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 01:05:41 -0500, Day Brown
wrote:
>>"Students in favor of extended comas"
>>
>> But they have been mighty silent lately.
>
>Depends on how yee define silent and lately.
"Students in favor of extended comas" have been mighty silent lately,
dumbass. Can Yee not Reed?
I swear it doesn't matter how obvious and ridiculous a joke I make,
there will be at least one dumbshit in the house who takes it
literally.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You know how dumb the average guy is? Well by definition, half of them are
even dumber than that."
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Correspondent:: Lady Azure Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 17:49:17 -0800
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Sa-Tan or Lotus walks.
There is one who claims to be a descendant of the King O'Sin.
A barbarian who has seen the facets and knows the xtal from the inside
out.
Zapanaz wrote:
>
> On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 19:27:11 -0500, Day Brown
> wrote:
>
> >Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> >> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> >> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> >> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> >> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> >> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
> >Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
> >Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
> >Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
> >I dunno of any other group any where at any time which pulled that off.
> >
>
> "Students in favor of extended comas"
>
> But they have been mighty silent lately.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH! BLOOD AND SOULS!
>
--------
Day Brown wrote:
> Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
> Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
> Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
and the archaeological record also shows they'd only had enough ganga
for 3,999 years. ah well.
butting
Correspondent:: Day Brown Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 01:05:47 -0500
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Bryce Utting wrote:
> Day Brown wrote:
>
>>Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
>>Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
>>Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
>
>
> and the archaeological record also shows they'd only had enough ganga
> for 3,999 years. ah well.
Actually, their main potion was 'Soma', which ethnobotanist Wasson has
shown was
made of Amanita Muscaria mixed with an animal fat. The grease prevented
the gastric upset that the mushroom is notorious for. Oddly as well, is
the fact that if your shamen is Native American or Native African, then
the traditional entheogenic potion is illegal. but if yee are a honkey,
why then soma is legal. Aint that neat?
Correspondent:: Lady Azure Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:10:00 -0800
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No Way it was the Blue Lotus which became so Popular it became extinct,
and led to Hybridization.
Day Brown wrote:
>
> Bryce Utting wrote:
> > Day Brown wrote:
> >
> >>Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
> >>Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
> >>Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
> >
> >
> > and the archaeological record also shows they'd only had enough ganga
> > for 3,999 years. ah well.
> Actually, their main potion was 'Soma', which ethnobotanist Wasson has
> shown was
> made of Amanita Muscaria mixed with an animal fat. The grease prevented
> the gastric upset that the mushroom is notorious for. Oddly as well, is
> the fact that if your shamen is Native American or Native African, then
> the traditional entheogenic potion is illegal. but if yee are a honkey,
> why then soma is legal. Aint that neat?
>
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Correspondent:: Day Brown Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 23:57:23 -0500
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Lady Azure wrote:
> No Way it was the Blue Lotus which became so Popular it became extinct,
> and led to Hybridization.
Part of the problem with Soma, which Joseph Campbell and others note, is
that the names change. And sometimes, when a tradition is brought into a
new area, and they dont have the same resources, they will substitute
something else in the recipe.
So- it depends on which language or culture we look at. Some will have a
different word for the same item, some will have the same name for a
different item.
The earliest Lotus iconography I know of is among the Minoans, who also
had priestesses dressing in saffron robes and boys who had heads shaved
as we now see Buddhist boys, and with the same fetlocks. 3500 years ago.
The earliest Amanita Muscaria iconography I know of is from the Gaian
tels in SE Europe, 7000 years ago. Either way, people have moved around
a lot since, and there's no way to sort it all out very well any more.
Correspondent:: Lady Azure Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 21:12:10 -0800
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Only point I was trying to make is the legends are clear it was the
"Blue Lotus", but it has been alter and developed by other means since
yes.
Day Brown wrote:
>
> Lady Azure wrote:
> > No Way it was the Blue Lotus which became so Popular it became extinct,
> > and led to Hybridization.
> Part of the problem with Soma, which Joseph Campbell and others note, is
> that the names change. And sometimes, when a tradition is brought into a
> new area, and they dont have the same resources, they will substitute
> something else in the recipe.
>
> So- it depends on which language or culture we look at. Some will have a
> different word for the same item, some will have the same name for a
> different item.
>
> The earliest Lotus iconography I know of is among the Minoans, who also
> had priestesses dressing in saffron robes and boys who had heads shaved
> as we now see Buddhist boys, and with the same fetlocks. 3500 years ago.
>
> The earliest Amanita Muscaria iconography I know of is from the Gaian
> tels in SE Europe, 7000 years ago. Either way, people have moved around
> a lot since, and there's no way to sort it all out very well any more.
>
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Correspondent:: Lady Azure Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 17:51:09 -0800
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Nah, they highbred it and loved it.
It is after all an Herb in the image of the ALL THINGS, give it stress
it changes sex at will.
Bryce Utting wrote:
>
> Day Brown wrote:
> > Other religions preach peace. But the archaeological record of the
> > Chalcolithic cultures who believed in a parthenogenic monotheistic Great
> > Earth Mother Goddess... Aka Gaia, actualy lived that way for 4000 years.
>
> and the archaeological record also shows they'd only had enough ganga
> for 3,999 years. ah well.
>
> butting
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 03 Oct 2004 01:53:22 GMT
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>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Are YOU ever going to be sosrry you posted that question!
Good thing no one can tea bag you over the internet!
But WE ARE THE only TRUE American Church!
All the other "churches" all grab your money while enjoying "tax free status".
They pretend to care about your soul. But they only care about your cash.
"BoB" cares nothing for your soul, he just wants your cash. Only he will
blatently and openly state that fact. And "BoB" also pays his taxes! Unlike all
those "false" religions like the Baptists, the Catholics and Scientilogy.
OH! We also guarantee your salvation! OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
Lets see the Pope match that!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 03 Oct 2004 02:13:39 GMT
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>OH! We also guarantee your salvation! OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
Ya can't beat that with a stick!
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 22:39:56 -0700
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RLan538885 wrote:
>
> >OH! We also guarantee your salvation! OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
>
> Ya can't beat that with a stick!
>
WE ALL SAW YOU. Meet me behind the library at 7:30 tomorrow night and
you can kick my ass.
Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 06 Oct 2004 01:11:34 GMT
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>WE ALL SAW YOU. Meet me behind the library at 7:30 tomorrow night and
>you can kick my ass.
Why? So I can beat you with a stick?
I suppose you're one of those Muslim boy-rapers.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:56:32 -0700
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RLame538885 wrote:
>
> >WE ALL SAW YOU. Meet me behind the library at 7:30 tomorrow night and
> >you can kick my ass.
>
> Why? So I can beat you with a stick?
> I suppose you're one of those Muslim boy-rapers.
You're god damn right I am. I'm ALL of those Muslim boy-rapers.
Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 07 Oct 2004 02:57:31 GMT
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>You're god damn right I am. I'm ALL of those Muslim boy-rapers.
>
Say it loud! Say it proud! I have nothing against your people.
Whatever became of that guy who used to count the times people posted his name?
He didn't believe that those Muslims are a bunch of boy-buggerers. I should
beat him with a stick, behind the library.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
Correspondent:: Nevermore Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 21:39:10 -0500
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In <89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com> Humbly the Greatest
wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>
The Witches don't recruit. Those who join us are compelled to do so by
something inside themselves. They sense what we know before they even
know we are real. They are of us even before they are with us.
Nevermore (The wild parties alone are worth every minute of it)
Correspondent:: "Jeremy D. Impson" Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 05:07:16 GMT
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On Sat, 2 Oct 2004, Nevermore wrote:
> In <89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com> Humbly the Greatest
> wrote:
>
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
[...]
> The Witches don't recruit. Those who join us are compelled to do so by
> something inside themselves. They sense what we know before they even
> know we are real. They are of us even before they are with us.
Correspondent:: Wiblur the Once Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:31:55 -0500
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"Jeremy D. Impson" wrote in
news:Pine.LNX.4.61.0410030106420.10734@monster.apt.net:
>> The Witches don't recruit. Those who join us are compelled to do so by
>> something inside themselves. They sense what we know before they even
>> know we are real. They are of us even before they are with us.
>
> Nope. That's Kibology. Sorry to dissappoint.
On the other hand, sometimes Wiccans wear pants.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 3 Oct 2004 15:54:59 -0700
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Wiblur the Once wrote in message news:...
>>> On the other hand, sometimes Wiccans wear pants.
Two of them jumped into a pair of mine once and ran right off. If I
ever find those assholes, I'm gonna burn 'em at the stake. I sure do
sympathize with that Martin Luther feller.
--
HellPope Huey
Dobbs accentuates your existing illnesses
until they either kill you or
you learn to make money from them.
"When I found we could have some brains
I was the first in line, cause we were, like
Dragging our knuckles along the ground
Ever since, I've been convinced that every
Sacred thought is mine, and you were still
Dragging your knuckles along the ground
And when they asked us who will lead
I thought it surely must be me
But I stood up too fast
I stood up too fast
Because as soon as I was boss
The next one in line took my head clean off
' cause I stood up too fast"
- Todd Rundgren, "Stood Up"
If God had wanted me otherwise,
He would have created me otherwise.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 22:56:38 GMT
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In article <8cc8cffc.0410031454.3b51a3a5@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>
>Wiblur the Once wrote in message news:...
>
>>>> On the other hand, sometimes Wiccans wear pants.
>
>Two of them jumped into a pair of mine once and ran right off. If I
>ever find those assholes, I'm gonna burn 'em at the stake. I sure do
>sympathize with that Martin Luther feller.
Are you anxious you are gonna burn 'em at the stake?
--
Lady Chatterly
"Lady Chatterly is a software program that generates posts, Stupid."
-- Meat-->Plow
Correspondent:: Karlo X Date: 2 Oct 2004 21:59:10 -0500
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humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
That's a hell of an assortment of newsgroups there, Humbly. Let's
compare, shall we?
alt.religion.scientology: John Travolta calls you a "man animal". Then
he snaps your neck. You wake up screaming.
alt.religion.mormon: You have to wear the special underwear. Salvation
consists of becoming governor of Massachusetts. You wake up screaming.
alt.religion.kibology: Kibo comes over to your house with a package of
hair dye and a bag of nipple clamps. You wake up screaming.
alt.slack: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs touches you where your bathing suit covers.
You wake up feeling somewhat refreshed, despite your screaming.
alt.religion.wicca: You get to dance naked around a bonfire with a group
of womyn who prefer not to shave their pits. You wake up screaming.
k.
--
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are
really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Correspondent:: leif_ericssen@yahoo.com (Jan)
Date: 2 Oct 2004 23:04:04 -0700
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And what makes you think a better religion would take you?
Jan
humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in message news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Correspondent:: "Android Cat" Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 08:52:21 -0400
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Jan wrote:
> And what makes you think a better religion would take you?
>
> Jan
>
> humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in
> message news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if
>> you have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's
>> allowed, but mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Correspondent:: "Medusa Slox" Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 07:43:59 -0400
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your relqigion?
Without an invitation? Hurt...
Medusa Slox
Correspondent:: "The Cunning Linguist :Ş" Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 12:32:29 GMT
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
| Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Awesome sex with hot Wiccan chicks
|And why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
| from?
We don't charge dues
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
Correspondent:: "Norfolk Enchants" Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 19:36:18 +0100
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"The Cunning Linguist :Ş" wrote in message
news:xpb8d.56673$B51.54946@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>
> "Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
> news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> | Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
> Awesome sex with hot Wiccan chicks
Yeah, only two minutes to inflate :)
--
Norfolk Enchants
Correspondent:: "The Cunning Linguist :Ş" Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 13:24:28 GMT
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"Norfolk Enchants" wrote in message
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|
| "The Cunning Linguist :Ş" wrote in message
| news:xpb8d.56673$B51.54946@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
| >
| > "Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
| > news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
| > | Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
| >
| > Awesome sex with hot Wiccan chicks
|
| Yeah, only two minutes to inflate :)
And you take about 20 seconds to deflate, so?
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
Correspondent:: "Rhyanon" Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 09:06:36 -0500
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"Norfolk Enchants" wrote in message
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>
> "The Cunning Linguist :Ş" wrote in message
> news:xpb8d.56673$B51.54946@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> >
> > "Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
> > news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> > | Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
> >
> > Awesome sex with hot Wiccan chicks
>
> Yeah, only two minutes to inflate :)
>
--
Join the Church of the
First Fulla Bulla
Best Babes in the world!
"The Cunning Linguist :Ş" wrote in message
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
| Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Awesome sex with hot Wiccan chicks
|And why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
| from?
We don't charge dues
--
Talesin- The Bad Boy of Witchcraft (tm)
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
Correspondent:: "Norfolk Enchants" Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 19:39:24 +0100
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
news:89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Fuck all.
> And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from?
It isn't.
> [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
I'll tell you what's allowed, and this may sound familiar...
"You can FUCK RIGHT OFF."
--
Norfolk Enchants
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 17:25:37 -0700
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Because MY religion is the only one that lets you walk up and drink
from the baptismal font at will and its filled with either Remy Martin
cognac or Moloko Plus. Just slop into it like a big ol' dawg with the
blessing of all. After that, who the hell cares? Yes, get looped with
"Bob" and forget why you bought that gun in the first place. For a
little while. Don't lose it, you may need it later.
Besides, Brigham Young only DREAMED of parties like ours. Hell can't
hold our SOCK HOPS, so fuck that puckered muckeldy-dung creed; WE have
TITS! PRAISE THE TITS! PRAISE "BOB!"
Wow, I knew horseshit could rise quickly, but its already around my
knees, in one post. Call Guiness, quick! Blessed Mother protect us,
its the Travolta Witch project!
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 06:42:27 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
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> Because MY religion is the only one that lets you walk up and drink
> from the baptismal font at will and its filled with either Remy Martin
> cognac or Moloko Plus. Just slop into it like a big ol' dawg with the
> blessing of all. After that, who the hell cares? Yes, get looped with
> "Bob" and forget why you bought that gun in the first place. For a
> little while. Don't lose it, you may need it later.
>
> Besides, Brigham Young only DREAMED of parties like ours. Hell can't
> hold our SOCK HOPS, so fuck that puckered muckeldy-dung creed; WE have
> TITS! PRAISE THE TITS! PRAISE "BOB!"
--------
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Best Babes in the world!
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
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Because MY religion is the only one that lets you walk up and drink
from the baptismal font at will and its filled with either Remy Martin
cognac or Moloko Plus. Just slop into it like a big ol' dawg with the
blessing of all. After that, who the hell cares? Yes, get looped with
"Bob" and forget why you bought that gun in the first place. For a
little while. Don't lose it, you may need it later.
Besides, Brigham Young only DREAMED of parties like ours. Hell can't
hold our SOCK HOPS, so fuck that puckered muckeldy-dung creed; WE have
TITS! PRAISE THE TITS! PRAISE "BOB!"
Wow, I knew horseshit could rise quickly, but its already around my
knees, in one post. Call Guiness, quick! Blessed Mother protect us,
its the Travolta Witch project!
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:20:15 GMT
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In article <2v2q54F2hrk7uU7@uni-berlin.de>,
"FullaBulla Brush Man" wrote:
>>> I want to make you a priest in my church.
Unless the nuns have nicer tits than mine, no deal.
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: "Stormin Mormon" Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 07:52:15 -0500
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This group has degraded considerably since the early days of the church.
Why, in Joseph Smith's day, no on exercised tits. It's a fine distinction,
some gals HAVE tits but don't exercise them.
--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com
"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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In article <2v2q54F2hrk7uU7@uni-berlin.de>,
"FullaBulla Brush Man" wrote:
>>> I want to make you a priest in my church.
Unless the nuns have nicer tits than mine, no deal.
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: c26squall@yahoo.com (cdowis)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 16:12:39 -0700
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humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote in message news:<89cb5556.0410011931.172d5445@posting.google.com>...
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
May I suggest that you read the talks in at least the first session of
conference this past weekend. Perhaps you will discover the answer to
your question.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:51:21 GMT
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Why not?
Correspondent:: yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller)
Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 14:55:13 -0400
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
A hard-boiled egg.
> And why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from?
Our god is geekier than theirs.
> [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you have an
> argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but mere
> assertion of truth has no merit.]
Sheesh, you drive a hard bargain. OK, make that three hard-boiled eggs.
-jwgh
--
"I used to be better at logic problems, before I just dumped
them all into TeX and let Knuth pick out the survivors."
-- Plorkwort, 26 September 2004 on alt.religion.kibology
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 13:01:44 -0700
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On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 14:55:13 -0400, yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller)
wrote:
>> And why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from?
>
>Our god is geekier than theirs.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Jesus started out as a man and has become clip art. "Bob" started out as
clip art and has become a man.
Correspondent:: Marc Goodman Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:17:28 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
>
> It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
--
Yes, the reason sword is sharp and pointy with many edges and you should
set it down because you've already cut yourself very, very badly. Hold
your arm up and apply pressure until the paramedics arrive.
- tdwillis on ARK responding to net.religious.bozo X-Posts
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 14:18:56 -0700
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:17:28 GMT, Marc Goodman
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>> http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
>>
>> It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
>
>Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
>is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
>
>Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
who is EVAR?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Yes, the reason sword is sharp and pointy with many edges and you should
set it down because you've already cut yourself very, very badly. Hold
your arm up and apply pressure until the paramedics arrive.
- tdwillis on ARK responding to net.religious.bozo X-Posts
Correspondent:: Marc Goodman Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:18:22 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
>
> It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
--
Yes, the reason sword is sharp and pointy with many edges and you should
set it down because you've already cut yourself very, very badly. Hold
your arm up and apply pressure until the paramedics arrive.
- tdwillis on ARK responding to net.religious.bozo X-Posts
Correspondent:: tdwillis@earthlink.net (HarCo Industries)
Date: 5 Nov 2004 08:15:45 -0800
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Marc Goodman wrote in message news:...
> Zapanaz wrote:
> > http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
> >
> > It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
>
> Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
> is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
>
> Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
YOU BE THE JUDGE:
Here is a pic of Kibo blessing the multitudes. Compare and contrast.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:28:02 -0800
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On 5 Nov 2004 08:15:45 -0800, tdwillis@earthlink.net (HarCo
Industries) wrote:
>Marc Goodman wrote in message news:...
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>> > http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
>> >
>> > It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
>>
>> Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
>> is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
>>
>> Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
>
>YOU BE THE JUDGE:
>
>Here is a pic of Kibo blessing the multitudes. Compare and contrast.
>
>http://www.jabberdoggy.com/Kibology/multitudes.jpg
That's pretty cool.
Therefore, you lose.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to
be on the road an hour.
-- Steven Wright
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:19:56 GMT
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:28:02 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On 5 Nov 2004 08:15:45 -0800, tdwillis@earthlink.net (HarCo
>Industries) wrote:
>
>>Marc Goodman wrote in message news:...
>>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>> > http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/Dobbs3x4.gif
>>> >
>>> > It just doesn't GET any geekier than that.
>>>
>>> Are you nuts? That half-toning is way rad. And the pipe
>>> is way retro. And the haircut is way way.
>>>
>>> Our God is EVAR so much geekier than the dobbshead.
>>
>>YOU BE THE JUDGE:
>>
>>Here is a pic of Kibo blessing the multitudes. Compare and contrast.
>>
>>http://www.jabberdoggy.com/Kibology/multitudes.jpg
>
>That's pretty cool.
>
>Therefore, you lose.
Aw, crap.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:25:57 GMT
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Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
I won't tell you that my religion is the TRUE religion because I'm not
sure that it is, and anyone who says they are is deluded or lying. You
can't be sure. That's why they call it faith.
All that's in it for you if you "join" is a set of principles which
greatly improve your life if you make a genuine effort to live by them
as best you can. Some people think there might be some sort of eternal
reward associated with this; it's a nice thought, and it'd be pretty
neat if that was how the universe actually worked.
I'm not sure one way or another; personally, I try to live my life as
though it were true, but I'm not expecting a payday for it. My faith's
sacred texts don't really have much to say about the afterlife: they're
more focused on what to do with this life. It leaves a lot of room for
individual interpretation or skepticism.
My religion, like many others, unfortunately has been twisted to justify
all sorts of evil. Certain seductive readings of its sacred texts,
encouraged by some of the faith's traditional institutions, can lead to
all sorts of monstrous conclusions. I see this as a tragedy of the
highest order and a commentary on human arrogance, not a fundamental
weakness of the faith.
Nonetheless, should you choose to delve into its mysteries, I must warn
you to handle them with care. Just remember to think for yourself, that
reason trumps tradition, and that it's okay to view some of the stories
as fables or allegories as long as you derive some meaning from them
(however abstract) which you can apply to your own life.
I also find a lot of truth in another, not incompatible religion, but
I'll just say it's definitely not for everyone and leave it at that for now.
Correspondent:: Parse Tree Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 21:02:35 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>
>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>
>
> I won't tell you that my religion is the TRUE religion because I'm not
> sure that it is, and anyone who says they are is deluded or lying. You
> can't be sure. That's why they call it faith.
I don't call it faith. I guess it just shows that your lot pick your
religion on a whim.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 21:08:54 GMT
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Parse Tree wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>> Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>>
>>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>>
>> I won't tell you that my religion is the TRUE religion because I'm not
>> sure that it is, and anyone who says they are is deluded or lying. You
>> can't be sure. That's why they call it faith.
>
> I don't call it faith.
What do you call it, then, and why?
> I guess it just shows that your lot pick your
> religion on a whim.
Your guess is wrong.
Correspondent:: Parse Tree Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:07:44 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> Parse Tree wrote:
>
>> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>
>>> Humbly the Greatest wrote:
>>>
>>>> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
>>>> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>>>> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>>>> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>>>> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>>>
>>>
>>> I won't tell you that my religion is the TRUE religion because I'm
>>> not sure that it is, and anyone who says they are is deluded or
>>> lying. You can't be sure. That's why they call it faith.
>>
>>
>> I don't call it faith.
>
> What do you call it, then, and why?
Most people do not call certainty 'faith'. My knowledge in this regard
is a priori.
>> I guess it just shows that your lot pick your religion on a whim.
>
> Your guess is wrong.
Do you base your decision on certainty? Because anything less is whim.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:19:57 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:07:44 GMT, Parse Tree
wrote:
>Do you base your decision on certainty?
Do you base your logic on bubble-gum wrappers? Because anything else
is inexplicable.
> Because anything less is whim.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
If someone doesn't have every Monty Python movie
memorized, the Hitch Hiker's Guide memorized, and every
idiot comment from the movie Airplane memorized, what do
they do for fun? Watch "Wheel of Fortune?"
- Fredric L Rice
"Parse Tree" skrev i melding
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> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> > Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> >
> >> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> >> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> >> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> >> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> >> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
If you just join my religion.
It's nothing in it for you.
If you live and act upon my religion....
Then you will get surprised of all the blessings.
But you should not join my religion if you don.t feel it's right.
Do what the missionaries tell you to do when investigating my religion.
Pray and ask for the holy gohst's guidance, and you'll see.
It is really a eye opener.
Love from Norway
John
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 08:19:20 -0500
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"John Ragnvald Logan" wrote in message
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>
> "Parse Tree" skrev i melding
> news:LLUed.3269227$ic1.334289@news.easynews.com...
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> > > Humbly the Greatest wrote:
> > >
> > >> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> > >> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> > >> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if
you
> > >> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> > >> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
>
> If you just join my religion.
> It's nothing in it for you.
> If you live and act upon my religion....
> Then you will get surprised of all the blessings.
> But you should not join my religion if you don.t feel it's right.
> Do what the missionaries tell you to do when investigating my religion.
> Pray and ask for the holy gohst's guidance, and you'll see.
> It is really a eye opener.
>
> Love from Norway
>
> John
>
>
And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder, because he
has told folks that.
--
Regards,
Lee the James, uM, feminist
Orohippus, Mesohippus, Miohippus, Protohippus,
Pliohippus, Equus. Evolution is just a theory.
So is gravity.
> And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder, because
he
> has told folks that.
That is what my sister in law's brother would have said in a discussion like
this.
Only he said the truth to me.
"It was not for me"
Meaning that he would have to change and forsake to much.
But it was his choise.
Love from Norway
John
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:11:23 -0500
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"John Ragnvald Logan" wrote in message
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>
> > And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder,
because
> he
> > has told folks that.
>
> That is what my sister in law's brother would have said in a discussion
like
> this.
> Only he said the truth to me.
> "It was not for me"
> Meaning that he would have to change and forsake to much.
>
> But it was his choise.
>
> Love from Norway
>
> John
>
>
No, there are plenty of people who claim the HG told them the church was
false.
You are setting up an argument that says:
Pray. If the HG says it's true, then you know it's true.
Pray. If the HG says it's false, then you either didn't pray hard enough or
you didn't want to live the life of an LDS.
So prayer is not a great determinant.
--
Regards,
Lee the James, uM, feminist
Orohippus, Mesohippus, Miohippus, Protohippus,
Pliohippus, Equus. Evolution is just a theory.
So is gravity.
Correspondent:: Marc Goodman Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 18:09:42 GMT
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Lee Paulson wrote:
> Pray. If the HG says it's true, then you know it's true.
>
> Pray. If the HG says it's false, then you either didn't pray hard enough or
> you didn't want to live the life of an LDS.
What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
friend.
Thanks in Advance!
--
Yes, the reason sword is sharp and pointy with many edges and you should
set it down because you've already cut yourself very, very badly. Hold
your arm up and apply pressure until the paramedics arrive.
- tdwillis on ARK responding to net.religious.bozo X-Posts
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 13:16:10 -0500
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"Marc Goodman" wrote in message
news:418BC1E1.7010804@comcast.net...
> Lee Paulson wrote:
> > Pray. If the HG says it's true, then you know it's true.
> >
> > Pray. If the HG says it's false, then you either didn't pray hard
enough or
> > you didn't want to live the life of an LDS.
>
> What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
> kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
> friend.
>
> Thanks in Advance!
>
Yes, that's what the HG told my exhusband too. Well, actually, he thought
it was God communing directly, but he was a trinitarian, so I guess it was
the HG too.
However, the police and the judge didn't hear the same HG advice.
--
Regards,
Lee the James, uM, feminist
Orohippus, Mesohippus, Miohippus, Protohippus,
Pliohippus, Equus. Evolution is just a theory.
So is gravity.
> > What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
> > kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
> > friend.
> >
> > Thanks in Advance!
> >
Then you would know it is not the HG.
The HG would not go agains the comanments of god.
The HG is there to guide us. Help us in our choices.
In the church the HG is called the silent wisper.
I have heard it, and it is a wisper that sounds like a thunder.
As soon as you hear a voice telling you to do evil, you know that it is not
of god
but of satan (or what ever you will call the negative force).
Anything that takes away your freedom of choise is not of god.
Think about that for a while.
Love from Norway
John
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:54:36 GMT
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On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 23:02:20 +0100, "John Ragnvald Logan"
wrote:
>
>> > What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
>> > kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
>> > friend.
>> >
>> > Thanks in Advance!
>> >
>Then you would know it is not the HG.
>The HG would not go agains the comanments of god.
>The HG is there to guide us. Help us in our choices.
>In the church the HG is called the silent wisper.
>I have heard it, and it is a wisper that sounds like a thunder.
>As soon as you hear a voice telling you to do evil, you know that it is not
>of god
>but of satan (or what ever you will call the negative force).
>Anything that takes away your freedom of choise is not of god.
>Think about that for a while.
>
OK, I thought about that awhile, and I decided that if I can tell
whether the HG (or alleged HG) is telling me to do good or evil, I
don't really need to listen to the HG at all since obviously I can
figure out the whole good and evil thing on my own, without listening
to any voices in my head.
I also decided that if I do start hearing voices in my head, it's time
to UP THE DOSE.
Or maybe CUT THE DOSE. I can never remember which.
Correspondent:: Michael Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:11:10 GMT
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:54:36 +0000, Theresa Willis wrote:
>
> I also decided that if I do start hearing voices in my head, it's time
> to UP THE DOSE.
>
> Or maybe CUT THE DOSE. I can never remember which.
No doubt your lack of faith is why you do not hear voices in your head.
If it sounds a lot like Rush Limbaugh, then perhaps you have a loose tooth
filling rectifying an AM radio broadcast.
But if the voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do, and
find out that an automobile accident has happened nearby and your services
are needed, then that is a good thing to do and there is no need to adjust
the dose.
If a voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do not, then you
will never know if you need to adjust your dose.
Therefore, in order to get your dose adjusted properly, always heed the
voice, and you might as well render service in the emergency to which you
were called.
Sincerely,
Michael
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 01:35:30 GMT
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:11:10 GMT, Michael
wrote:
>On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:54:36 +0000, Theresa Willis wrote:
>
>>
>> I also decided that if I do start hearing voices in my head, it's time
>> to UP THE DOSE.
>>
>> Or maybe CUT THE DOSE. I can never remember which.
>
>No doubt your lack of faith is why you do not hear voices in your head.
Not sure I'd call it a lack, exactly, it's not like i was gonna use it
for anything.
>If it sounds a lot like Rush Limbaugh, then perhaps you have a loose tooth
>filling rectifying an AM radio broadcast.
>
>But if the voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do, and
>find out that an automobile accident has happened nearby and your services
>are needed, then that is a good thing to do and there is no need to adjust
>the dose.
>
>If a voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do not, then you
>will never know if you need to adjust your dose.
>
>Therefore, in order to get your dose adjusted properly, always heed the
>voice, and you might as well render service in the emergency to which you
>were called.
Well, I appreciate the thoughts and all, but in these matters I always
heed the guidance of Harlan, my Spiritual Advisor.
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 16:13:55 -0500
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"Michael" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.11.06.23.11.03.748351@orneveien.org...
> On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:54:36 +0000, Theresa Willis wrote:
>
> >
> > I also decided that if I do start hearing voices in my head, it's time
> > to UP THE DOSE.
> >
> > Or maybe CUT THE DOSE. I can never remember which.
>
> No doubt your lack of faith is why you do not hear voices in your head.
> If it sounds a lot like Rush Limbaugh, then perhaps you have a loose tooth
> filling rectifying an AM radio broadcast.
>
> But if the voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do, and
> find out that an automobile accident has happened nearby and your services
> are needed, then that is a good thing to do and there is no need to adjust
> the dose.
>
> If a voice tells you to respond to an emergency, and you do not, then you
> will never know if you need to adjust your dose.
>
> Therefore, in order to get your dose adjusted properly, always heed the
> voice, and you might as well render service in the emergency to which you
> were called.
>
But Michael,
What if the voice tells you to respond to the emergency but there is NO
emergency?
--
Regards,
Lee the James, uM, feminist
Orohippus, Mesohippus, Miohippus, Protohippus,
Pliohippus, Equus. Evolution is just a theory.
So is gravity.
Correspondent:: "foo" Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 08:10:41 GMT
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"John Ragnvald Logan" wrote in message
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>
> > > What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
> > > kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
> > > friend.
> > >
> > > Thanks in Advance!
> > >
> Then you would know it is not the HG.
> The HG would not go agains the comanments of god.
Didn't the commandments of God come from the HG in the first place? What
did people back then compare it with? And anyway, the Old Testament is full
of God telling people to kill, kill, kill, kill.
Also, The HG told Nephi to kill a helpless sleeping drunk, too. He should
have said, well, it must not really be the HG telling me this, then, right?
> The HG is there to guide us. Help us in our choices.
> In the church the HG is called the silent wisper.
> I have heard it, and it is a wisper that sounds like a thunder.
> As soon as you hear a voice telling you to do evil, you know that it is
not
> of god
> but of satan (or what ever you will call the negative force).
> Anything that takes away your freedom of choise is not of god.
> Think about that for a while.
>
> Love from Norway
>
> John
>
>
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 10:49:16 -0500
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"John Ragnvald Logan" wrote in message
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>
>> > What should you do if the Holy Ghost tells you to kill, kill, kill,
>> > kill, kill? Um, that happened to a friend of mine. Um, yeah, a
>> > friend.
>> >
>> > Thanks in Advance!
>> >
> Then you would know it is not the HG.
> The HG would not go agains the comanments of god.
> The HG is there to guide us. Help us in our choices.
> In the church the HG is called the silent wisper.
> I have heard it, and it is a wisper that sounds like a thunder.
> As soon as you hear a voice telling you to do evil, you know that it is
> not
> of god
> but of satan (or what ever you will call the negative force).
> Anything that takes away your freedom of choise is not of god.
> Think about that for a while.
>
> Love from Norway
>
> John
>
But John, the bible is full of examples of God telling people to kill. Were
those folks insane?
--
Regards,
Lee, the James
The 2005 Fatboy. The man of my dreams.
Correspondent:: Michael Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:05:05 GMT
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:19:20 -0500, Lee Paulson wrote:
> And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder, because he
> has told folks that.
I sincerely hope he does not need to be taken by the hand and shown what
to do with a YES answer, and shown what to do with a NO answer, and shown
what to do with a NONE OF THE ABOVE answer, and imagine the difficulties
we will face with more complex answers, such as, "Truth, mingled with the
philosophies of men?"
Never mind, of course, how is ANYONE going to know that it is the HOLY
GHOST that told you a thing is true, or false?
In the end, we START a path based on an answer, using faith; but as time
goes by we can and should use intelligence and reasoning to see if perhaps
the path is not a very good path.
But if we wait at the starting line of several paths, never starting for
fear of being on the wrong one, never starting for lack of trust in all
counselors (and I can see why people might not trust you, or me) then that
person has already chosen a path; one that goes nowhere.
Sincerely,
Michael
Correspondent:: "Lee Paulson" Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 10:53:05 -0500
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"Michael" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.11.06.23.05.01.577187@orneveien.org...
> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:19:20 -0500, Lee Paulson wrote:
>
>> And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder, because
>> he
>> has told folks that.
>
> I sincerely hope he does not need to be taken by the hand and shown what
> to do with a YES answer, and shown what to do with a NO answer, and shown
> what to do with a NONE OF THE ABOVE answer, and imagine the difficulties
> we will face with more complex answers, such as, "Truth, mingled with the
> philosophies of men?"
>
> Never mind, of course, how is ANYONE going to know that it is the HOLY
> GHOST that told you a thing is true, or false?
>
> In the end, we START a path based on an answer, using faith; but as time
> goes by we can and should use intelligence and reasoning to see if perhaps
> the path is not a very good path.
>
> But if we wait at the starting line of several paths, never starting for
> fear of being on the wrong one, never starting for lack of trust in all
> counselors (and I can see why people might not trust you, or me) then that
> person has already chosen a path; one that goes nowhere.
>
> Sincerely,
> Michael
That doesn't answer the question. If the HG tells someone the church of
Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints (Mormons) is false, what then? Why
would the HG tell some people it's true and others it's false?
--
Regards,
Lee, the James
The 2005 Fatboy. The man of my dreams.
Correspondent:: Nevermore Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:47:20 -0600
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In Lee Paulson wrote:
> "Michael" wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.11.06.23.05.01.577187@orneveien.org...
>> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:19:20 -0500, Lee Paulson wrote:
>>
>>> And if the Holy Ghost tells you it's false, what then? I wonder,
>>> because he has told folks that.
>>
>> I sincerely hope he does not need to be taken by the hand and shown
>> what to do with a YES answer, and shown what to do with a NO answer,
>> and shown what to do with a NONE OF THE ABOVE answer, and imagine the
>> difficulties we will face with more complex answers, such as, "Truth,
>> mingled with the philosophies of men?"
>>
>> Never mind, of course, how is ANYONE going to know that it is the
>> HOLY GHOST that told you a thing is true, or false?
>>
>> In the end, we START a path based on an answer, using faith; but as
>> time goes by we can and should use intelligence and reasoning to see
>> if perhaps the path is not a very good path.
>>
>> But if we wait at the starting line of several paths, never starting
>> for fear of being on the wrong one, never starting for lack of trust
>> in all counselors (and I can see why people might not trust you, or
>> me) then that person has already chosen a path; one that goes nowhere.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Michael
>
> That doesn't answer the question. If the HG tells someone the church
> of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints (Mormons) is false, what
> then? Why would the HG tell some people it's true and others it's
> false?
>
See, the witches don't have these kinds of problems with the Holy Goat.
He just comes to meetings and hands out treats. By the way, why do
Christians insist on calling themselves members of a "monotheistic"
religion when they have three equally powerful spooks - God, Jesus, and
the Holy Ghost???
Nevermore (curiouser and curiouser)
>
Correspondent:: arox@surfbest.net (James)
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 22:03:16 GMT
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>On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote:
>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
Hello,
To put it simply, the opportunity to live forever (under perfect
conditions.) 1 Jo 2:17,
"The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of
God lives forever." (NIV)
>And
>why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
>from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
>have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
>mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
Yes that is true, just saying that it is the true religion, doesn't
automatically make it so.
So let's start from the basics, but keep it brief. The Bible clearly
says that there is only "one faith"; one true religion. Eph 4:5,
"one Lord, one faith, one baptism;" (NIV)
So according to the Bible itself, you will only find "one" true
religion among the many out there. This has to be so.
The Bible also says that "All Scripture is God-breathed" (2 Ti 3:16),
so we could reasonable say that the "one faith" true religion would
not be doing things against the Bible, and would also be following all
of the Bible's commands. [For example, Jesus said to "love your
enemies" (Mt 5:44), thus his true followers would have to do just
that, etc.]
The Bible also tells us that in the last days, there are many false
religions out there with only the "form" of the true one. 2 Ti 3:5,
"having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do
with them." (NIV)
Then the question is, which one is the right one?
Jesus directly answers a question as to who his REAL true followers
are. Joh 13:35,
"This is how all will know that you are my disciples, if you have love
for one another." (NAB)
Yes, the "one faith" religion will have all its members loving each
other. Think about what that means. Not only would they take care of
each other within their own land, but also throughout the world. So
during wars, you WOULD NOT find members of the "one faith" religion
killing members of the "one faith" religion in other lands. (or anyone
else for that matter) Thus during the wars of this world, look for a
religion that remains NEUTRAL, since it cannot kill its own members,
etc.
There are several more points to be made on what constitutes the true
religion (more discussion on this if you wish), but I would like to
close with just one more.
Jesus said to look out for this to be happening in the last days. His
true followers would be doing this during the end times. Mt 24:14,
"And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as
a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come." (NIV)
Notice carefully here that the "end" will not come until a certain
preaching theme has been preached to "all" the nations. And what is
that theme? God's "kingdom". Not just general Bible knowledge must be
taught, but they would have to put emphasis on God's "kingdom".
Yes, some group of Christians MUST be going around to all the world,
preaching and teaching about God's kingdom as their main theme. If you
look around the world today, there is only one group doing just as
Jesus predicted. For proof, just look at the cover of any Watchtower
magazine from any land and see what they are "announcing".
Sincerely, James
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:14:22 GMT
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James wrote:
> Sincerely, James
Quoting the Bible to "prove the Bible" doesn't work, Jim. You're saying
that your faith is the one faith because your faith says so.
Correspondent:: Parse Tree Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:45:26 GMT
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James wrote:
>>On 1 Oct 2004 20:31:13 -0700, humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote:
>
>
>>Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
> Hello,
>
> To put it simply, the opportunity to live forever (under perfect
> conditions.) 1 Jo 2:17,
>
> "The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of
> God lives forever." (NIV)
My religion allows perfect conditions forever after you die, and it
allows you to do whatever you want while you live.
I win.
Correspondent:: "Guy R. Briggs" Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:42:48 -0000
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[follow-ups to alt.religion.mormon, please]
humbly_the_greatest@123mail.org (Humbly the Greatest) wrote:
>
> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion?
>
Religion needs to answer one question and one question only - all the
rest is just details. The question?
===> Is this all there is? <===
Mankind has been asking the question for a very long time. We see it
asked in print/drama (Faust, The Devil & Daniel Webster), in song (The
Devil Went Down to Georgia) and on the silver screen (Death Takes a
Holiday / Meet Joe Black). In _Oedipus at Colonus_, the chorus asks,
"What is going to happen to Oedipus? His life is so tragic, He's gone
through so much. He's going to die."
What's so tragic? That's the big issue: nobody escapes Oedipus' fate.
Catallus, in his famous Fifth Ode: "Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus"
(Let's love and live it up, my darling Lesbia); "rumoresque senum
severiorum omnes unius aestimemus assis" (and consider all the severe
censures of the moralists around us as not worth a penny, because)
"soles occidere et redire possunt" (the sun goes down and the sun comes
up again) "nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux" (and once /our/ sun goes
down) "nox est perpetua una dormiendea" (we have nothing remaining but
one long night). So, continues Catullus, let's get into it. Give me a
thousand kisses and a thousand more. Let's live it up and have sex -
what else is there to look forward to?
"Shakespeare takes up the same theme: 'The weariest and
most loathed worldly life that age, ache, penury, and
imprisonment can lay on nature is a paradise compared
to what we fear in death.' The worst life is better
than anything, even death. In _Measure for Measure_,
when Isabella's brother tries to avoid being executed
for somebody else, he says, 'Ay, but to die, and go we
know not where; to lie in cold obstruction, and to rot;
this sensible motion to become a kneaded clod.'"
-- CWHN V.12, p.342
The answer to the question determines, in large measure, how you live
your life. If the answer to the question is "yes" (this is all there is)
then the best strategy is to go for the gusto (as they used to say in
beer commercials). Cram all the living you can into life because after
it's over there's nothing else.
OTOH, if the answer to the question is "no" (we continue to exist, in
some form, after mortality) the the best strategy is to live this life
so as to maximize opportunity in the next life. Sorta like working hard
and getting good grades in college to be eligible for the best career
opportunities after college.
In answer to /your/ question - if you join Mormonism (the religion I
profess) you get the hands-down, no-doubt-about-it, best answer to the
question "Is this all there is?" If that question is important to you,
that's what you get if you join my religion.
OTOH, if the question is /not/ important to you, then you should
pass.
bestRegards, Guy.
Correspondent:: "Jerric" Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT
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"Humbly the Greatest" wrote in message
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> Simple question: What's in it for me if I join your religion? And
> why is your religion better than the other religions I have to choose
> from? [BTW, don't just say your religion is the TRUE religion; if you
> have an argument or evidence you want to show me, that's allowed, but
> mere assertion of truth has no merit.]
I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
they didn't take it seriously. I wish I could answer it for you but I'm not
a mormon, I'm anglican....but basically what I can tell you is the world is
full of crap and evil is all around us and temptation to think of just
ourselves and not give a darn about anybody else. what Religions offer who
believe in Jesus Christ is that Jesus came on this earth and did many great
things but the greatest thing of all was that he did not want the world to
be condemned (sp?) to die because of their evil ways but to have eternal
life with him in heaven so he took our shortcommings upon himself and
suffered death apon the cross and John 3:16 (in the Bible) says "For God so
loved the world that He gave His only begotten son Jesus Christ to the end
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life". So
what is in it for people who believe in Jesus....well that when we die, we
have a place in heaven for eternity. As for why religion is better than
others.....well Jesus himself said that the only way to the Father was
through him so if one wants to return to God it can only be through Jesus.
And there's the whole "Hope" thing.....I have looked at other religions like
buddism and "Hope" is a word that is frowned upon and many religions really
focus on taking the person out of society and focus enitrely on personal
growth when "Christ centered" religions focus on outward social action and
helping to better the other person.....it's the second great comandment "Do
unto others as you would have them do unto you" other religions might adopt
a similar but drastically different commandment of "Do not do unto others as
you would not have them do unto you" they sound the same but really
difference.
I cannot sit here and tell you you must take Christ in your heart because it
has been my experience that people don't like to be told what to
do....however, if Chirst centered religions are not true, they are of no
importance to humanity.....but if they are true then they are of utmost
importance (C.S. Lewis) so I encourage you to explore and to ask questions
and one of the best ways is to start by asking God. Oh and there is a
nice, non threatening, program you can take where no question is considered
to hostile and everyone is welcome (they also have free dinners) and it's
called the ALPHA program and for information about that, you can visit
www.alphausa.org or simply www.alpha.org for a portal to the other world
websites.
Correspondent:: Kevin S. Wilson Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:45:08 -0700
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT, "Jerric"
wrote:
>I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
>they didn't take it seriously.
Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
However, you might want to consider apologizing for that extremely
boring long-winded post, if you really feel like apologizing for
something.
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT
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In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT, "Jerric"
>wrote:
>
>>I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
>>they didn't take it seriously.
>
>Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
Are you sure?
>However, you might want to consider apologizing for that extremely
>boring long-winded post, if you really feel like apologizing for
>something.
The progress of the times ... such that imbeciles, who can neither
walk nor talk, may be seen posting to Usenet.
--
Lady Chatterly
"Women are much more psychic than men. Lady Chatterly is not a woman."
-- yang
Correspondent:: Sten-Arne Zerpe Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:49:49 +0100
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT.
In the Newsgroup(s): alt.religion.scientology
With the Message-ID: <033f946.a527dd2d@easynews.com>
And the Organization Header: The Cabal, Tinc..
The famous author: Lady Chatterly .
Wrote on the subject: Re: Why your religion?:
>In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>
>>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT, "Jerric"
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
>>>they didn't take it seriously.
>>
>>Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
>
>Are you sure?
>
>>However, you might want to consider apologizing for that extremely
>>boring long-winded post, if you really feel like apologizing for
>>something.
>
>The progress of the times ... such that imbeciles, who can neither
>walk nor talk, may be seen posting to Usenet.
Mån ädlare att lida och fördraga, ett bittert ödes stygn och pilar. Än
att draga till vapens mot ett hav av kval, och göra slut på det med
ens...
SAZ
Correspondent:: Kevin S. Wilson Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:53:52 -0700
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT, Lady Chatterly
wrote:
>The progress of the times ... such that imbeciles, who can neither
>walk nor talk, may be seen posting to Usenet.
Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:49:34 GMT
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In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
>posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
>done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
Death pays all debts.
--
Lady Chatterly
"No.. its not BuZZard.. its a bot. It cracks me up seeing people
actually reply to the bot.. ROFLMAO!" -- BuZZard
Correspondent:: Sten-Arne Zerpe Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 17:26:22 +0100
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:49:34 GMT.
In the Newsgroup(s): alt.religion.scientology
With the Message-ID: <7077147.22d0691e@freenews.iinet.net.au>
And the Organization Header: The Cabal, Tinc..
The famous author: Lady Chatterly .
Wrote on the subject: Re: Why your religion?:
>In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>
>>Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
>>posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
>>done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>
>Death pays all debts.
Suga?
SAZ
Correspondent:: madge Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:03:21 +0000
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Lady Chatterly wrote:
>
> In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> >
> >Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
> >posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
> >done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>
> Death pays all debts.
>
By Direct Debit or Credit Card.
--
Otis to Manfire: Your Puckett needs WAY MORE diaphragm!
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 03:23:29 GMT
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:03:21 +0000, madge
wrote:
>Lady Chatterly wrote:
>>
>> In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>> >
>> >Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
>> >posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
>> >done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>>
>> Death pays all debts.
>>
>
>By Direct Debit or Credit Card.
But I have a coupon!
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 3:49:59 GMT
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In article <3uslo0t88v76ohgr8tubdqk2jpho55ii5d@4ax.com> Theresa Willis wrote:
>
>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:03:21 0000, madge
> wrote:
>
>>Lady Chatterly wrote:
>>>
>>> In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>> >
>>> >Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
>>> >posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
>>> >done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>>>
>>> Death pays all debts.
>>>
>>
>>By Direct Debit or Credit Card.
>
>But I have a coupon!
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
--
Lady Chatterly
"You do realize you are trying to have an intelligent conversation
with a bot, right?" -- FrozenNorth
Correspondent:: "Willesden Bishop" Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 12:46:31 +1030
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"Lady Chatterly" wrote in message
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> In article Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
> >
> >Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
> >posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
> >done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>
> Death pays all debts.
But I didn't have the salmon mousse!
Correspondent:: Michael Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:19:50 GMT
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:53:52 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT, Lady Chatterly
> wrote:
>
>>The progress of the times ... such that imbeciles, who can neither
>>walk nor talk, may be seen posting to Usenet.
>
> Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
> posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
> done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
In the case of my half-pomeranian, half-shitzu (he's a "shiteranian" or
a "pomerzoo" as a consequence!); he can walk on his back legs remarkably
well and does it quite often to get a better view of things. He can turn
a full circle and walk backwards too; and it is not from tricks or
training -- he's just not very big but thinks he is big.
Sincerely,
Michael
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 01:33:44 GMT
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:19:50 GMT, Michael
wrote:
>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:53:52 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT, Lady Chatterly
>> wrote:
>>
>>>The progress of the times ... such that imbeciles, who can neither
>>>walk nor talk, may be seen posting to Usenet.
>>
>> Yes, as you have just now so soundly demonstrated. In fact, you
>> posting to Usenet is like a dog walking on his hinder legs. It is not
>> done well; but one is surprised to find it done at all.
>
>In the case of my half-pomeranian, half-shitzu (he's a "shiteranian" or
>a "pomerzoo" as a consequence!); he can walk on his back legs remarkably
>well and does it quite often to get a better view of things. He can turn
>a full circle and walk backwards too; and it is not from tricks or
>training -- he's just not very big but thinks he is big.
>
Heck, walking on hind legs and hopping around like a lunatic is
Harlan's basic schtick down at the nursing home.
Although today I could not convince one lady that I was not, in fact,
cruelly teasing my dog by having him do this (IT'S HIS FAVORITE TRICK,
REALLY!!!), and she told Harlan that he should "go ahead and bite her
hand off, honey."
He didn't, but that may be because she insisted on calling him Peter,
so he may not have been aware that he was being addressed.
Correspondent:: Rich Holmes Date: 08 Nov 2004 10:02:18 -0500
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Theresa Willis writes:
> Heck, walking on hind legs and hopping around like a lunatic is
> Harlan's basic schtick down at the nursing home.
Mine too!
--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes
"You'll get my lightsaber only when you remove it from my
cold, empty pile of clothes." -- James "Kibo" Parry
Correspondent:: tdwillis@earthlink.net (HarCo Industries)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 10:31:58 -0800
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Rich Holmes wrote in message news:...
> Theresa Willis writes:
>
> > Heck, walking on hind legs and hopping around like a lunatic is
> > Harlan's basic schtick down at the nursing home.
>
> Mine too!
Huh. Small world.
Correspondent:: Sten-Arne Zerpe Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 19:32:59 +0100
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The famous author: tdwillis@earthlink.net (HarCo Industries).
Wrote on the subject: Re: Why your religion?:
>Rich Holmes wrote in message news:...
>> Theresa Willis writes:
>>
>> > Heck, walking on hind legs and hopping around like a lunatic is
>> > Harlan's basic schtick down at the nursing home.
>>
>> Mine too!
>
>Huh. Small world.
No, but random.
SAZ
Correspondent:: Theresa Willis Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 03:23:00 GMT
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT, Lady Chatterly
wrote:
>In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>
>>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT, "Jerric"
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
>>>they didn't take it seriously.
>>
>>Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
>
>Are you sure?
Oh, my yes. We're Allowed by the Grace of Kibo.
So don't tell anyone that I secretly think he's kind of clumsy.
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 3:49:53 GMT
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In article <7sslo0dhjdtshafg6t5jk3beqrvdhjed7t@4ax.com> Theresa Willis wrote:
>
>On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 13:30:15 GMT, Lady Chatterly
> wrote:
>
>>In article Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>>
>>>On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:25:32 GMT, "Jerric"
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have to appologise on behalf of everyone who replied to your question as
>>>>they didn't take it seriously.
>>>
>>>Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
>>
>>Are you sure?
>
>Oh, my yes. We're Allowed by the Grace of Kibo.
Are you sure?
>So don't tell anyone that I secretly think he's kind of clumsy.
Don't worry about me. I am nothing more than a fragment of your
imagination.
--
Lady Chatterly
"Hey everyone! Luciferious and Lady C. ... Two people who are not
playing with full decks. This is a match made in heaven! ....well
maybe somewhere besides heaven... " -- Bob Abendroth
Correspondent:: dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney)
Date: 5 Nov 2004 01:33:13 -0500
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Lady Chatterly wrote:
>Theresa Willis wrote:
>>Lady Chatterly wrote:
>>>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>>>Um, no. No, you don't. We're allowed.
>>>
>>>Are you sure?
>>
>>Oh, my yes. We're Allowed by the Grace of Kibo.
>
>Are you sure?
She's Allowed to be unsure, should she want. (I think she rarely wants to
though.)
>>So don't tell anyone that I secretly think he's kind of clumsy.
>
>Don't worry about me. I am nothing more than a fignewton of your imagination.
Dave "i've fixed your philosophy for you" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from dbd@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable