something useful for a change

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:14:43 -0700

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http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm

The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...


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Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 22:40:47 GMT

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm
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> The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...

Have you seen the Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Skepticism yet?

http://tinyurl.com/4t8vq


Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:58:09 -0600

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm
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> The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...

the 35 signs of crackpottery
http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html



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Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 20:34:57 -0700

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John Starrett wrote in message news:<416b0df1$1_4@127.0.0.1>...

> the 35 signs of crackpottery
> http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html

Sign #1: writing about it on alt.slack. It goes downhill from there, too.

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HellPope Huey
Suddenly,
she let out a sharp shriek
which fractured her ceramic rooster.

I've been in 50 car accidents this year.
I sure wish others would learn how to drive.
- Baldin Pramer

"Its like little shards of Heaven."
- "Frasier"


Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 05:17:29 GMT

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Artist: Zappa Frank
Album: One Size Fits All
Title: Po Jama People
Text: ------- ------

Some people's hot
Some people's cold
Some people's not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If only they knew it

The pyjamas people are boring me to pieces
They make me feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little *footies* on their mind

Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Lawd, they make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
*Mother, Mary 'n Jozuf*, wish they'd all go away!

Po-jama people!
It's a po-jama people special...
Take one home with you & save a dollar today
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Wrap 'em up
Roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way




Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 11:13:58 +1000

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> http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm
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> The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...


"And major power companies have sunk tens of millions of dollars into a
scheme to produce energy by putting hydrogen atoms into a state below
their ground state, a feat equivalent to mounting an expedition to
explore the region south of the South Pole."


south of the south pole... would be dangling from the south pole itself,
like Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Marvin the Martian.


Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 01:48:28 GMT

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Oh, and that gal that has light running at less than
11 MPH is bogus too, I suppose.

pashaw!


"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:416AF7C3.C20@succeeds.com...
> http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm
>
> The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...
>
>
> --
> Herring communicate with each other
> via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
> sound emitted from their anuses.
> These noises are not produced by
> digestive gases.
> -- from 'The New Scientist'




Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 22:54:03 GMT

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>http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i21/21b02001.htm
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>The Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science...
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1) Halliburtin has the exclusive no-bid secret cintract to build and operate
it.

2) "Bob" was the its cheifs saleman

3) Stang appears in it ads.

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bed wetting, spontaius human combustion, baldness, testicles shriveling up to
the size of a raisin, urge to eat at McDonalds, beleiving anythig that
Bush/Cheney say about Iraq, and death.

5) Don't bother asking your doctor! Call our toll-free number and we wil give
you a fake perscription!


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