warm up for the donkey show

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:30:58 -0700

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Click on fight now!, it's not just a really
bizarre and frightening poster. It is
something far worse that I really don't want
to know about. Sponsored by Burger King.

http://www.chickenfight.com/

--
"Pleasure me, you chicken!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'KFC Mandingo'


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:38:02 GMT

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Click on fight now!, it's not just a really
> bizarre and frightening poster. It is
> something far worse that I really don't want
> to know about. Sponsored by Burger King.
>
> http://www.chickenfight.com/

Way to provide that underground buzz they were counting on you for.


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:44:39 -0700

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> > Click on fight now!, it's not just a really
> > bizarre and frightening poster. It is
> > something far worse that I really don't want
> > to know about. Sponsored by Burger King.
> >
> > http://www.chickenfight.com/
>
> Way to provide that underground buzz they
> were counting on you for.

Is the objective of the damn thing to make you
NOT want to eat chicken for a month? At least
that was the impression I got.


--
"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:46:32 GMT

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>
>> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>> > Click on fight now!, it's not just a really
>> > bizarre and frightening poster. It is
>> > something far worse that I really don't want
>> > to know about. Sponsored by Burger King.
>> >
>> > http://www.chickenfight.com/
>>
>> Way to provide that underground buzz they
>> were counting on you for.
>
> Is the objective of the damn thing to make you
> NOT want to eat chicken for a month? At least
> that was the impression I got.

We can hope they'll wonder why the campaign flopped and never try
anything like it again.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:06:29 -0700

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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:46:32 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:

>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>>
>>> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>> > Click on fight now!, it's not just a really
>>> > bizarre and frightening poster. It is
>>> > something far worse that I really don't want
>>> > to know about. Sponsored by Burger King.
>>> >
>>> > http://www.chickenfight.com/
>>>
>>> Way to provide that underground buzz they
>>> were counting on you for.
>>
>> Is the objective of the damn thing to make you
>> NOT want to eat chicken for a month? At least
>> that was the impression I got.
>
>We can hope they'll wonder why the campaign flopped and never try
>anything like it again.

I've been telling you guys for years that there is a conspiracy of
super-evolved, super-intelligent chickens who are tired of being
DINNER and are fighting back. They never listen.

Mark my words, bookmark this post: within ten years, there will be
restaurants where chickens go to eat and they will serve "long pig"
burgers and the chickens will cluck vaguely when you ask them what is
in a long pig burger. But the homeless problem will coincidentally
solve itself.

It seems far fetched now. A lot of things going on today would have
seemed far fetched ten years ago. Events sneak up slowly and by the
time the far fetched thing gets here, it doesn't strike anybody as
strange anymore.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"How CAN we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!"
- Dr Frasier Crane



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 15:37:20 GMT

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In article <417C3E67.47B4@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> Is the objective of the damn thing to make you
> NOT want to eat chicken for a month? At least
> that was the impression I got.

It didn't make me hungry. However, it did make me horny. Now I'm
worried that I'll wind up like Larry Flynt, getting wood every time I
hear a cluck. PLUCK me, baby, PLUCK me, ah yesss, you know what I LIKE,
b'GAWK!

My meds need changing.

--

HellPope Huey
I'm hopped up on goofballs
and I VOTED.

Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips

"What, me worry about YOU??
But I'm the Prezerdent!"
- Alfred E. Bush

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 17:35:34 GMT

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<< Way to provide that underground buzz
they were counting on you for. >>

You scoff, but nu-monet will be eating good tonight
with that cupon for a free Anus --I mean "Angus"--
Burger he earned.