what IS fun?

Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 07:47:58 -0700

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http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php

What if the entire internet was like this?


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 08:18:20 -0700

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On 7 Oct 2004 07:47:58 -0700, elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
wrote:

>http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
>
>What if the entire internet was like this?

http://rev-fun.gospelcom.net/rfcurrent-full.gif

SIGH ...



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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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"Because you can't cotton to evil. No sir. You have to smack evil on
the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of justice and say, 'Bad evil.
Bad, BAD evil.'"
- The Tick



Correspondent:: Scott Burley
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 07:16:50 GMT

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On 07 Oct 2004, the cheeks of Zapanaz parted, and a trumpetous noise
emerged:

>>http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
>>
>>What if the entire internet was like this?
>
> http://rev-fun.gospelcom.net/rfcurrent-full.gif
>
> SIGH ...

I think I'll go worship Satan now. Or Larry Harvey.

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:29:06 -0700

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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 07:16:50 GMT, Scott Burley
wrote:

>On 07 Oct 2004, the cheeks of Zapanaz parted, and a trumpetous noise
>emerged:
>
>>>http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
>>>
>>>What if the entire internet was like this?
>>
>> http://rev-fun.gospelcom.net/rfcurrent-full.gif
>>
>> SIGH ...
>
>I think I'll go worship Satan now. Or Larry Harvey.

Or Bill O'Reilly.


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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I'm not a burger flipper... I'm a meat transfer technician!



Correspondent:: Lode
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:07:36 -0300

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Howard Hughes wrote:

> http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
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> What if the entire internet was like this?

Damn, look at their Christian-friendly "fun games" list! South Park Pinball
makes it to the list, but not that satanic Mario character. Amazing.

http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun_games.php

-- lode



Correspondent:: "Pope Emperor FrogMaN"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 18:34:49 GMT

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"Howard Hughes" wrote in message
news:cb4a4b80.0410070647.7ee5e74c@posting.google.com...
> http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
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> What if the entire internet was like this?

Ahaha.... another Xian site for me to send bizarre prayer requests and even
more bizarre "dilemmas."

Why'd they steal a Keith Haring image, and not credit it?

"Our Theme Motto...

"Reaching Beyond Ourselves to share the Good News of God´s Love through
Jesus Christ.""

Their team motto should be "learn how to use the shift key so we don't have
random capitals all over the place."




Correspondent:: Glenn Knickerbocker
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 15:49:04 -0400

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Howard Hughes wrote:
> What if the entire internet was like this?

You will be relieved to know that "Due to profanity, rude humor,
children engaged in comedic violence and a tribute to eastern
religious philosophy, Preview recommends that you avoid Superbabies."

¬R


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 09:57:05 +1000

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Howard Hughes wrote:

> http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
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> What if the entire internet was like this?



"Wondering about your Christian walk?"

there's a WALK now? is it anything like John Cleese's Silly Walks? is
it, perhaps, the staggering gait adopted by someone carrying a heavy
wooden cross and being beaten by Roman soldiers?

this site bears closer scrutiny. maybe i'll try to get it slashdotted.

--
Perhaps the most vital bit of writing on this subject is the famous
passage in which Tertullian explains that one of the chief joys of
Heaven is watching the tortures of the damned.

- Orwell, "Why Socialists don't believe in fun"


Correspondent:: roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk (Roger Pearse)
Date: 9 Oct 2004 02:11:12 -0700

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nikolai kingsley wrote in message news:<2sm3brF1m6kvuU2@uni-berlin.de>...
Perhaps the most vital bit of writing on this subject is the famous
passage in which Tertullian explains that one of the chief joys of
Heaven is watching the tortures of the damned.
-- Orwell, "Why Socialists don't believe in fun"

Pity he couldn't recognise sarcasm.

All the best,

Roger Pearse


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 18:06:48 -0700

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On 7 Oct 2004 07:47:58 -0700, elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
wrote:

>http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
>
>What if the entire internet was like this?

This is just so pathetically pathetic I can't even start.

Under the category of "FUN" (subcategory: Games) they had a link to
this survey:

http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun_survey.php

With questions like:

"I am not angry with God, myself or others"

(strongly agree - agree - neutral - disagree etc.)

"I am becoming the person that God wants me to be"

"80. Please mark all that apply: Which of the following has become a
habit for you?
Prayer
Confession of sin
Periodic fasting
A simple lifestyle
Daily worship of God
Meditation to enter into God's presence
Receiving guidance from a spiritual mentor or growth group
Daily time of quiet seclusion from others
Study and reflection to know more about God
Enjoying and celebrating life
Cheerfully serving others
Attempting to submit to God's will"



That's FUN? What the FUCK is wrong with these people?



It's so stupid it went PAST funny and into just plain AHH FUCK I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SHIT








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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Oh, the lazily modern canyon of it ALL!

- "A beam from the spirit"



Correspondent:: Johnd Fstone
Date: 07 Oct 2004 21:03:51 -0400

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Zapanaz writes:

> On 7 Oct 2004 07:47:58 -0700, elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
> wrote:
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> >http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
> >
> >What if the entire internet was like this?

[...]

A fun survey:

> "80. Please mark all that apply: Which of the following has become a
> habit for you?
> Prayer
> Confession of sin
> Periodic fasting
> A simple lifestyle
> Daily worship of God
> Meditation to enter into God's presence

Oh no! Meditation is deadly Eastern Religion and makes your mind
insecure so that Demons can attack it!

[...]

Also, Reverend Fun has a cleft chin, doesn't he? At first I thought
it was a forked, flesh-colored goatee.

--
BTW I beleave the Torah is the ishlamic book writen by the profit
Mohamid. -- Randall Crabtree


Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
Date: 8 Oct 2004 06:24:00 -0700

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Johnd Fstone wrote in message news:...
> Zapanaz writes:
>
> > On 7 Oct 2004 07:47:58 -0700, elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >http://www.cacverge.com/200405/fun.php
> > >
> > >What if the entire internet was like this?
>
It was the "Armenian" that got me right away and now
there's South Park Pinball and it goes to the comedy channel...hmmmm.

Well, I think it's a tossup LIKE THE OU/TEXAS GAME!

I was born in OK and my first memories are of the OU campus.
Almost all of my relatives live in Oklahoma. Altus can be groovy,
believe it or not....airstrip...lake...thought police...take that
back...
uhhh...air force base...uhhhh...ufos...outlaws....granite. and missle
silos.

So even if Texas gets humiliated yet again this year (and believe me
I've been wearing orange and white size twelve Sperry Topsiders since
Summer and they are my lucky shoes and very gaudy!), being part Okie
takes the sting out of it.

On the other hand WHEN WE ARE TRIUMPHANT I'll be dancing on Guadalupe
Street with the rest of the crazy people.


Correspondent:: cfranks@citycom.com (Chris Franks)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 23:01:41 -0700

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elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes) wrote in message
>
> Well, I think it's a tossup LIKE THE OU/TEXAS GAME!
>
> On the other hand WHEN WE ARE TRIUMPHANT I'll be dancing on Guadalupe
> Street with the rest of the crazy people.


The Drag was strangely silent today. Shootout became shutout.