you are ordered to take this quiz

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:08:23 -0700

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Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?

http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm

Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
level."

This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!


--
"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 21:33:48 GMT

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2.9 --

BELOW normal limits.

What kind of fascist wrote that quiz?


Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 19:48:06 -0500

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AssCo Assc did pass the time by typing:
> 2.9 --
>
> BELOW normal limits.
>
> What kind of fascist wrote that quiz?

5.433333333333334
You should practice doing things with your left hand.

Got to try again.. Actually because I do have problems
keeping the lint off my black shirts.

--
rbg




Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:55:30 GMT

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"Rev. Beergoggles" wrote in message
news:0RFad.40726$tU4.16853@okepread06...
> AssCo Assc did pass the time by typing:
> > 2.9 --
> >
> > BELOW normal limits.
> >
> > What kind of fascist wrote that quiz?
>
> 5.433333333333334
> You should practice doing things with your left hand.
>
> Got to try again.. Actually because I do have problems
> keeping the lint off my black shirts.

Fascist!

I got 3.33333333333.

--
ArWeNormal




Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:20:05 -0500

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On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:55:30 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:

>"Rev. Beergoggles" wrote in message
>news:0RFad.40726$tU4.16853@okepread06...
>> AssCo Assc did pass the time by typing:
>> > 2.9 --
>> >
>> > BELOW normal limits.
>> >
>> > What kind of fascist wrote that quiz?
>>
>> 5.433333333333334
>> You should practice doing things with your left hand.
>>
>> Got to try again.. Actually because I do have problems
>> keeping the lint off my black shirts.
>
>Fascist!
>
>I got 3.33333333333.

i got liberal airhead.



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:45:39 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>
> http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>
> Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
> attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
> an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
> level."
>
> This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
> in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
> explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
> to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
> take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!
>
> --
> "I wish to thank those who have been
> admirably relentless in reminding us
> when the line between doing a good
> thing and thinking a bad thing has
> been crossed."
> -- Frank DiGiovanni

Yah, I had that book back in undergraduate days.
Also, I had a small collection of old US Army books
from the early 1950's when there was a problem with
the North Koreans turning loyal American sojers into
communists with relative ease. The conclusion was
that most anyone can be cracked in 3 or five days,
and nobody lasts more than 15 days. What this has
to do with the F-scale is that they found that those
with higher F-scale scores crack first, lower F-scale
scores last longer. Which makes sense when you think
about it, if you can bend some you don't break so soon,
rigid-types snap quick. You might think that Yankee Doodle
sorts would last longer, but nope.






Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 20:44:25 -0700

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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<416AFF00.C4ABC051@ranunculus.org>...

>>>>... if you can bend some you don't break so soon,
> rigid-types snap quick.

How about designing a chart of the Subgenius membership that shows
the range from who snapped the worst and when, who bounced back with
the most grit and/or aplomb and make it reach all the way down to the
people who lost it so badly, they ended up as Pentecostals or doing
street acts with a box on their heads. Hop to it, I have faith in you,
whoever the fuck you really are.

--

HellPope Huey
Suddenly,
she let out a sharp shriek
which fractured her ceramic rooster.

I've been in 50 car accidents this year.
I sure wish others would learn how to drive.
- Baldin Pramer

"Its like little shards of Heaven."
- "Frasier"


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:13:04 -0700

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On 11 Oct 2004 20:44:25 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<416AFF00.C4ABC051@ranunculus.org>...
>
>>>>>... if you can bend some you don't break so soon,
>> rigid-types snap quick.
>
> How about designing a chart of the Subgenius membership that shows
>the range from who snapped the worst and when, who bounced back with
>the most grit and/or aplomb and make it reach all the way down to the
>people who lost it so badly, they ended up as Pentecostals or doing
>street acts with a box on their heads. Hop to it, I have faith in you,
>whoever the fuck you really are.

pra'Janor


--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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"My used underwear
is legal tender in
28 countries!"
--"Bob"



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 11:30:24 GMT

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HellPopeHuey wrote:

> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<416AFF00.C4ABC051@ranunculus.org>...
>
> >>>>... if you can bend some you don't break so soon,
> > rigid-types snap quick.
>
> How about designing a chart of the Subgenius membership that shows
> the range from who snapped the worst and when, who bounced back with
> the most grit and/or aplomb and make it reach all the way down to the
> people who lost it so badly, they ended up as Pentecostals or doing
> street acts with a box on their heads. Hop to it, I have faith in you,
> whoever the fuck you really are.
>
> --
>
>

I dunno--it's the same routine that all group conversions do.
Everyone has significant others, ego investments, things they value.
Maybe a mechanism like imprinting in baby ducks is at work.
I really don't know enough about specific SubG's to make specific
observations, so I'll stick to generalities. It seems to me that the best
and easiest thing is to drive like it's a controlled power-skid all the way.
You know, if you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!
In fact, give them bullshit, because brilliance is valuable, and not to be
given away for free (or wasted on idiots!). But one of the keys might
be that every entity contains the seeds of it's own destruction.
Anyone can be hoist by their own petard. Get hoisted a few times,
and you can figure it out.

Nearby here, the US State Dept has a place where they have "captive
training" for people getting posted overseas. They tie people to a chair,
slap them around, call them names; you know the routine.

Good cop/Bad cop is a variation of that. Or basic training boot camp.
Depersonalization and installing a new grommet. People get new grommets
all along the way, but often pay little attention to what kind of new one
they are going to get. Sort of like "The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins"
except that most people play with very few hats, and little awareness of
the various roles and possibilities. Compartmentaliztion enables people
to play conflicting roles, wear mutually exclusive hats, but this also
mitigates against achieving a unified integrated self. You can hear the
microtonal harmonics of cognitive dissonance, if you listen closely!





Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:19:17 -0700

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On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:08:23 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:

>Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>
>http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>
>Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
>attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
>an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
>level."
>
>This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
>in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
>explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
>to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
>take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!

Question 1:

Your Leader tells you to slaughter jews, homosexuals and
intellectuals. Do you:

A. Do it
B. Check whether you are considered a jew, homosexual or
intellectual, then do it
C. Demand a raise, then do it
D. Find and shoot all the kids that made fun of you in school, then
argue that the instructions were vague
E. Move to France


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
To err is human, to really screw up requires the root password



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 18:55:55 -0700

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On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:19:17 -0700, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:08:23 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
>>Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>>
>>http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>>
>>Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
>>attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
>>an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
>>level."
>>
>>This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
>>in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
>>explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
>>to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
>>take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!
>
>Question 1:
>
>Your Leader tells you to slaughter jews, homosexuals and
>intellectuals. Do you:
>
>A. Do it
>B. Check whether you are considered a jew, homosexual or
>intellectual, then do it
>C. Demand a raise, then do it
>D. Find and shoot all the kids that made fun of you in school, then
>argue that the instructions were vague
>E. Move to France

F. Do the HELL out of it.

Kill the jews. Kill the intellectuals. Kill Our Leader. Kill Our
Leader's proctologist. Kill Our Leader's dog. Kill that bastard in
7-11 who looked at you funny earlier. Kill THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF
SERBIA-MONTENEGRO AND THEN USE BLACK MAGIC TO RAISE THEM FROM THE DEAD
AND THEN KILL THEM AGAIN. KILL'EM ALL AND LET "BOB" SORT THEM OUT.
KILL'EM ALL AND THEN GET YOUR ASS ON A FLYING SAUCER OUT OF THIS DUMP
BEFORE THEY KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.

the subgenius answer.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
arguing on the internet
is like running in the Special Olympics

even if you win, you're still a retard



Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 08:43:48 -0700

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Oh dear, I am a "liberal airhead!" Who would have imagined such a
thing? Heh, I even purposely put in some rather draconian answers and
still came up minus the proper conservative balls required by the
modern world. Guess I'm doomed to just be an alt.slack pussy and never
graduate to Mass Oppression. Goddamnit, if I could just rub out 80% of
YOU quislings, everything would be so fiiiiine, sigh....

--

HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.

"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder  

 I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 22:46:31 GMT

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>Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>
>http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>
>Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
>attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
>an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
>level."
>
>This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
>in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
>explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
>to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
>take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!
>
>

2.1! Liberal Airhead!


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: "Rev. Simion Simian"
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:39:34 +0100

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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Rev. Richard
Skull sat down and wrote
>>Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>>
>>http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>>
>>Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
>>attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
>>an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
>>level."
>>
>>This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
>>in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
>>explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
>>to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
>>take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!
>
>2.1! Liberal Airhead!

1.9 YOU FASCISTS!

--
Rev. Simeon Simian


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 17:54:20 -0700

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On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:39:34 +0100, "Rev. Simion Simian"
wrote:

>The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Rev. Richard
>Skull sat down and wrote
>>>Is you is, or is you ain't a Fascist?
>>>
>>>http://www.anesi.com/fscale.htm
>>>
>>>Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies
>>>attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield
>>>an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality
>>>level."
>>>
>>>This online, interactive F Scale presents that instrument
>>>in its final form. Additional infomation, including an
>>>explanation of the personality variables the F Scale tries
>>>to measure, is given below after the questionnaire. So
>>>take the F Scale now --- and enjoy!
>>
>>2.1! Liberal Airhead!
>
>1.9 YOU FASCISTS!

0.0

I refused to take the test.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
We didn't MEAN to kill ANY of them.

- Semi-official Subgenius Motto (www.subgenius.com)



Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 13 Oct 2004 10:10:30 -0700

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:39:34 +0100, "Rev. Simion Simian"

> I refused to take the test.

We took it for you. It rated you as a lazy, underachieving Mussolini
wannabe. However, I am proud of you for declining your Destiny, as
that involved a MASS of paperwork no right-thinking Yeti would take on
just to shift the NormWorm flow 12 degrees to the right. Good show,
Joe.

--

HellPope Huey
I'm drooling RIGHT NOW.
I have back problems because I have to sit at an odd angle
to accomodate my drool bucket as I type.
Just keep a towel handy and STAY HYDRATED, that's MY motto.

"Please don't leave me to my devices;
my devices left me here."
- Kevin Kerby of Mulehead

All phone calls are obscene.
- Karen Elizabeth Gordon


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 12:18:12 -0700

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On 13 Oct 2004 10:10:30 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
>> On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:39:34 +0100, "Rev. Simion Simian"
>
>> I refused to take the test.
>
> We took it for you. It rated you as a lazy, underachieving Mussolini
>wannabe. However, I am proud of you for declining your Destiny, as
>that involved a MASS of paperwork no right-thinking Yeti would take on
>just to shift the NormWorm flow 12 degrees to the right. Good show,
>Joe.

Well as I see it, if you aren't the kind of person who -follows-
dictators, you probably are a prime candidate to BE a dictator.

And I can live with that.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
you're ripped to the gills on government issued speed flying the best
fucking video game ever and who should enter your screen but a bunch of
FUCKING CANADIANS?

the only question seems to be which weapon do you use to kill them with?



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:21:19 -0700

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On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 12:18:12 -0700, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On 13 Oct 2004 10:10:30 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
>(HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>
>>Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
>>> On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 00:39:34 +0100, "Rev. Simion Simian"
>>
>>> I refused to take the test.
>>
>> We took it for you. It rated you as a lazy, underachieving Mussolini
>>wannabe. However, I am proud of you for declining your Destiny, as
>>that involved a MASS of paperwork no right-thinking Yeti would take on
>>just to shift the NormWorm flow 12 degrees to the right. Good show,
>>Joe.
>
>Well as I see it, if you aren't the kind of person who -follows-
>dictators, you probably are a prime candidate to BE a dictator.
>
>And I can live with that.

All we are sayinnnnnnnnnnnnng
Is give totalitarianism a chance!



--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Don't you have some sea-monkeys you could be buggering?


Her Ladyship Lilith