you guys seen this place yet?
Correspondent:: heathen
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:51:38 GMT

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
some funny ass shit here


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 14:20:13 -0700

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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:51:38 GMT, heathen
wrote:

>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
>some funny ass shit here

I was on their list of "people doomed to go to hell" once but I
apparently lost/gained favor.


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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 14:21:53 -0700

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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:51:38 GMT, heathen
wrote:

>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
>some funny ass shit here

"Elderly Actors will portray a different-gender couple enjoying their
twilight years in a lovely restricted suburban gated subdivision.
They politely rebuke each other with scripture as they sway in rocking
chairs on their front porch, sipping lemonade with Equal."

bwa

that's funny.

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and that, in order to communicate with us, they make use of the symbolic
forms appropriate; employ, in short, the language of the Astral Plane.
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Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 19:03:03 -0400

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"heathen" wrote in message
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> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
> some funny ass shit here


Check out the feedback section. Amazing how many people think that this is
for real. Here's a fine specimen...

"You viper. You are apparently a child of satan, and not of my Father. You
humour is what casts dought on christians who are realy doing God's work.
you need to practice what you preach! God is no laughing matter, where is
youre respect for the Father. Your web site is mocking the messiah and the
father. You need to Repent, and clean out your own closet! your joking sence
of humor about my Yeshua is sick and evil, from the mouth of the serpent! "




Correspondent:: phy
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 12:55:24 -0000

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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
news:HQ_8d.78$Am6.3884@news20.bellglobal.com:

> "You viper. You are apparently a child of satan, and not of my Father.
> You humour is what casts dought on christians who are realy doing
> God's work. you need to practice what you preach! God is no laughing
> matter, where is youre respect for the Father. Your web site is
> mocking the messiah and the father. You need to Repent, and clean out
> your own closet! your joking sence of humor about my Yeshua is sick
> and evil, from the mouth of the serpent! "
>

Ever notice that the rabidity of fundies is inversely proportional to their
literacy level. People wonder why I don't teach my son about god. Hell, I
couldn't ever even convince him that Satan Clause was real.

-phy


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:37:30 GMT

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phy wrote:
> "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
> news:HQ_8d.78$Am6.3884@news20.bellglobal.com:
>
>> "You viper. You are apparently a child of satan, and not of my Father.
>> You humour is what casts dought on christians who are realy doing
>> God's work. you need to practice what you preach! God is no laughing
>> matter, where is youre respect for the Father. Your web site is
>> mocking the messiah and the father. You need to Repent, and clean out
>> your own closet! your joking sence of humor about my Yeshua is sick
>> and evil, from the mouth of the serpent! "
>>
>
> Ever notice that the rabidity of fundies is inversely proportional to their
> literacy level. People wonder why I don't teach my son about god. Hell, I
> couldn't ever even convince him that Satan Clause was real.

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
FUNDAMENTALISM DOES NOT EQUAL RELIGION
ONE IS A DERANGED SUBSET OF THE OTHER


Correspondent:: phy
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:31:58 -0000

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
news:ehe9d.14892$Qv5.6067@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com:

> FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
> FUNDAMENTALISM DOES NOT EQUAL RELIGION
> ONE IS A DERANGED SUBSET OF THE OTHER

Yes, I suppose the phrase "rabidity of fundies" is an oxymoron.

-phy


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:26:56 GMT

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phy wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
> news:ehe9d.14892$Qv5.6067@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com:
>
>> FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
>> FUNDAMENTALISM DOES NOT EQUAL RELIGION
>> ONE IS A DERANGED SUBSET OF THE OTHER
>
> Yes, I suppose the phrase "rabidity of fundies" is an oxymoron.

Um, no it isn't. It's sort of redundant, actually.


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 19:36:32 -0700

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heathen wrote:
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> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
> some funny ass shit here

If it isn't DICK shit then it isn't funny.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 03:11:58 GMT

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heathen wrote:

> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
> some funny ass shit here

If you liked Landover Baptist,
you'll probably like:
http://www.whitehouse.org