How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"

From: NENSLO <nenslo@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.nenslo
Date: Mon, Nov 15, 1999 2:08 PM

This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"

Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
the only thing different about the day is the name. Then they also give
the days numbers, which change every day like the names do, but they
never match up with the names because there are more numbers than there
are names. Then they repeat the numbers after a while and give each
time they repeat the numbers a different name, but each one of those has
a different number of days in it. They gave these larger groups of days
names which are kind of numbers for some of them but somehow the names
or the times or the days moved or something, so the name for like nine
is now in the eleven place and the name for ten is now in the twelve
place. Then they have numbers for years too, they picked a time when
they said "this is the end of one year and the beginning of another
year" but that time doesn't have anything to do with what a year is, or
when the seasons change, which is how most people can tell what time of
year it is - they put the year division in the middle of a season at a
time that has no notable astronomical event associated with it. The
only way to know ANY of these things is to get a calendar and look at it
all the time and learn it and remind yourself every day and then you
still have to ask what day it is anyway. Then the numbers of the years
are supposed to be based on when this one guy was supposedly born - even
though most people don't believe in the religion they named after him
and almost nobody even thinks he was born in the year the year numbering
is supposed to start or even on the day they celebrate his birth which
isn't the end of the year either. And they made up this number system
hundreds of years after they thought it was supposed to start anyway so
they didn't even know when it really happened. Then people divide the
past up into tens and hundreds and act like that's when some sort of
culture change happened but it didn't really. And THEN they get to this
big number change now where it's like a "new millennium" that is
supposed to be meaningful in some way and it's supposed to be a big
change of some kind but what it really is is that when you write the
year, in the place where you always wrote a one, you will have to write
a two.
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Subject: Re: How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"
From: König PrüBe, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.nenslo
Date: Tue, Nov 16, 1999 1:09 AM
Message-ID: <s320oemfhsq46@corp.supernews.com>

>This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"
>
>Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
>are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
>the only thing different about the day is the name. Then they also give
>the days numbers, which change every day like the names do, but they
>never match up with the names because there are more numbers than there
>are names. Then they repeat the numbers after a while and give each
>time they repeat the numbers a different name, but each one of those has
>a different number of days in it. They gave these larger groups of days
>names which are kind of numbers for some of them but somehow the names
>or the times or the days moved or something, so the name for like nine
>is now in the eleven place and the name for ten is now in the twelve
>place. Then they have numbers for years too, they picked a time when
>they said "this is the end of one year and the beginning of another
>year" but that time doesn't have anything to do with what a year is, or
>when the seasons change, which is how most people can tell what time of
>year it is - they put the year division in the middle of a season at a
>time that has no notable astronomical event associated with it. The
>only way to know ANY of these things is to get a calendar and look at it
>all the time and learn it and remind yourself every day and then you
>still have to ask what day it is anyway. Then the numbers of the years
>are supposed to be based on when this one guy was supposedly born - even
>though most people don't believe in the religion they named after him
>and almost nobody even thinks he was born in the year the year numbering
>is supposed to start or even on the day they celebrate his birth which
>isn't the end of the year either. And they made up this number system
>hundreds of years after they thought it was supposed to start anyway so
>they didn't even know when it really happened. Then people divide the
>past up into tens and hundreds and act like that's when some sort of
>culture change happened but it didn't really. And THEN they get to this
>big number change now where it's like a "new millennium" that is
>supposed to be meaningful in some way and it's supposed to be a big
>change of some kind but what it really is is that when you write the
>year, in the place where you always wrote a one, you will have to write
>a two.

Lookie here!
Most of the known world is not Christian.
All this 2000 year man stuff is a big Joo-Dayo-Day-a-a-a-o!
Christian scam, even bigger than the Savings and Loan Ripoff.

But the REAL deal is that it's still a man's world, and, better than that,
it's a White Man's World.

We count OUR time on big stone wheels feztooned with runes
and swastikas and pentacles, much heavier than a Rolex and
harder than Chinese arithmetic to wind up, but in conclusion.
be ye advised, fuck the dog, marry a monkey, and keep the rats
out of the Swiss. In Denmark, do as the Romans do at the bath house,
don't hope for soap on a rope. If you see a Jew, nail the fucker!!!!!!!!11!!!

Knights of the Black Windmill
Sancho Panzer Division

"88"
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Subject: Re: How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"
From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 16, 1999 7:04 AM
Message-ID: <3831567e$1_3@news5.newsfeeds.com>

In article <3830684F.6148@hotmail.com>, NENSLO <nenslo@hotmail.com> wrote:
>This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"
>
>Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
>are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
>the only thing different about the day is the name.

The True SubGenius knows of only the Three-Day Calendar; "Before", "Now", and
"Whenever".

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

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Subject: Re: How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Nov 16, 1999 4:43 PM
Message-ID: <3831DDFF.5A52@succeeds.com>

Legume wrote:
>
> In article <3830684F.6148@hotmail.com>, NENSLO <nenslo@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"
> >
> >Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
> >are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
> >the only thing different about the day is the name.
>
> The True SubGenius knows of only the Three-Day Calendar; "Before", "Now", and
> "Whenever".
>

What about "D'oh!", "Oh Shit!", "Screw That!", and "What?"
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Subject: Re: How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 23, 1999 11:26 AM
Message-ID: <231119990926126188%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3831DDFF.5A52@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Legume wrote:
> >
> > In article <3830684F.6148@hotmail.com>, NENSLO <nenslo@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"
> > >
> > >Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
> > >are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
> > >the only thing different about the day is the name.
> >
> > The True SubGenius knows of only the Three-Day Calendar; "Before", "Now",
> > and
> > "Whenever".
> >
>
> What about "D'oh!", "Oh Shit!", "Screw That!", and "What?"

Those remaining days of the week were revoked by The Ecumenial Council
on Foreign Relatives.

Today's "Before".

The Prophet Lilith
time control through bureaucracy

--
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===== Stage Manager Of The EndTimes * Correctional Phrenologist =====
== Seattle SubGenii! We are the future! http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ==
========= Destroy reality for Kani! KANI-MA! UGHA BHUGHA!!! =========
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Subject: Re: How I Really Feel About "The Millenium"
From: HellPope Huey <Hueykins@troi.csw.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 23, 1999 2:12 PM
Message-ID: <81esfr$e6b$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <231119990926126188%lilith@ZubJenius.com>,
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> In article <3831DDFF.5A52@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
> > Legume wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <3830684F.6148@hotmail.com>, NENSLO <nenslo@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >This is how I really feel about "The Millenium"
> > > >
> > > >Every day is just a day to me. Other people give them names and say you
> > > >are only allowed to do certain things on days with certain names, but
> > > >the only thing different about the day is the name.
> > >
> > > The True SubGenius knows of only the Three-Day Calendar; "Before", "Now",
> > > and
> > > "Whenever".
> > >
> > What about "D'oh!", "Oh Shit!", "Screw That!", and "What?"
>
> Those remaining days of the week were revoked by The Ecumenial Council
> on Foreign Relatives.
>
> Today's "Before".
>
> The Prophet Lilith
> time control through bureaucracy

The only thing the Millenium means to me is that even my TOILET will
probably be fucked up for one to two months, during which everyone who
didn't ALREADY get their digital shit together will scramble to do so like
marapunta because its the only way to make sure the battery factories can be
brought back to life and kept busy churning out new D cells for their
vibrators.

Sure, its a MAN'S world, but unfortunately, its all too often a PINK Man's
world.

HellPope Huey, Spring-Loaded Titanium Chicken Tongs PRABOB

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