>From: "Bryan Grill" <otay@d2.com>
>Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat? Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead?
>Have you done it in the ass? Have you done it, high on grass? Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone to far?
>Have you done it on the beach? Have you done it with the teach? Have you done it on your back? Have you done it strapped to a rack?
>Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? Have you done it in a tree? Have you done it with more than three?
>Have you done it in the rain? Have you done it for the pain? Have you done it 'tween the tits? Have you done it wearing mitts?
>Have you done it packed in rubber? Have you done it undercover? Have you done it on a a perch? Have you done it in a church?
>Have you done it with a virgin? Have you done it with a sturgeon? Have you done it with ropes and chains? Have you done it while insane?
>Have you done it on the stage? Have you done it underage? Have you done it with all your friends? Have you done it in both ends?
>Have you done it with your dog? Have you done it on a log? Have you done it under clamps? Have you done it with the lamps?
>Have you done it without style? Have you done it for all to see? Have you ever had VD?
>Have you done it on Mother's couch? Have you done it in your mouth?
>Have you done it while on tape? Have you done it out of shape? Have you done it on live TV? Have you done it whilst you pee?
>Have you done it in the gym? Have you done it on a whim? Have you done it on a dare? Do you really think we care?
>Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows; Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purit
>good luck,
>otay
>Smile, you surly fuck!
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