Crunt

From: prem@ux5.lbl.gov (Prem!)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tv.mst3k,rec.arts.tv.mst3k

Dennis McClain-Furmanski <dynasor@infi.net> wrote:
>jnevins (jnevins@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu) wrote:
>
> |> ccording to Trace (who spoke via Julie Walker, information club poobah
> |> for MST3K) and those net.misties who were at the Con, Trace did not in
> |> fact use the c word - he said "crunt." And instantly regretted it.
>
>Did he happen to say what it's supposed to mean?
>dynasor@infi.net

I dunno what he supposed it to mean, but we can always make up stories
to go with it, can't we?

There was this guy (let's call him Al) who had trouble remembering
names. He forgot the names of nearly everyone he met, and was
quite depressed about this.

Luckily for him a co-worker, Ms. Emily Prussy came to his rescue.
"Al," she said, "you need to form word-associations - when someone
introduces themselves to you, you make an association of their
name with an image, so that the next time you see the person,
the image associated with the word helps you remember the name."

So a week later, Al ran into Emily at the water-cooler, and Emily
decided to test his word-association skills. "Now Al, I want you
to address me by my name. Do you remember what it is?"

And Al replied: "Why yes of course, Ms. Crunt..."

Prem! :-)

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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Prem! (prem@ux5.lbl.gov) wrote:
: Dennis McClain-Furmanski <dynasor@infi.net> wrote:
: >
: >Did he happen to say what it's supposed to mean?
: >dynasor@infi.net

: I dunno what he supposed it to mean, but we can always make up stories
: to go with it, can't we?

Hey ho! There's a giggle.

: There was this guy (let's call him Al) who had trouble remembering
: names. He forgot the names of nearly everyone he met, and was
: quite depressed about this.

: Luckily for him a co-worker, Ms. Emily Prussy came to his rescue.
: "Al," she said, "you need to form word-associations - when someone
: introduces themselves to you, you make an association of their
: name with an image, so that the next time you see the person,
: the image associated with the word helps you remember the name."

: So a week later, Al ran into Emily at the water-cooler, and Emily
: decided to test his word-association skills. "Now Al, I want you
: to address me by my name. Do you remember what it is?"

: And Al replied: "Why yes of course, Ms. Crunt..."

In my book, a crunt is a part of a sailing ship. It's the part between the
poop and the dork'sle. It's mostly found on no-masted schooners.
"Ar, me buckos, get ye to the crunt!"

--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net>

dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:

* In my book, a crunt is a part of a sailing ship. It's the part between the
* poop and the dork'sle. It's mostly found on no-masted schooners.
* "Ar, me buckos, get ye to the crunt!"
*
* --
* dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

In my book a crunt is a really short guy used to wipe my ass,
(the part between the poop and the sphincter) It's a shortening
of "crusty runt" as in, "Man, that was a wet one,toilet paper just
won't do... hand me a crunt!"

Rideo ergo sum-Tarla

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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: itchymango@aol.com (ItchyMango)

During the Con, a few hours after Trace made the contraversial "Crunt"
comment he explained that he had no clue as to what it meant. It just
came out.

Itch

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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:

: In my book a crunt is a really short guy used to wipe my ass,
: (the part between the poop and the sphincter) It's a shortening
: of "crusty runt" as in, "Man, that was a wet one,toilet paper just
: won't do... hand me a crunt!"

I've recently learned that 'crunt' is a term of onomatopoeia. It is the
sounds made when you jump off a chair and land on the tin container that
holds about 3 gallons of popcorn -- the kind that cheap bastard bosses buy
for their workers at Xmas to make it look like they spent money on this BIG
THING, but which holds maybe a dollar's worth of popcorn. These cans make
pretty good waste paper cans, but it's much more satisfying to jump on them
and smash them with a loud CRUNT! to let the cheap asshole know that you
*can* be bought, but not THAT cheap.

Or else it's the part of a toilet paper flower in the very middle where you
put the safety pin, so you can pin it on your mom when she comes to Parents'
Visiting Day in your third grade class. "Stick it through the crunt, or
it'll come loose!"

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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)

In a previous article, itchymango@aol.com (ItchyMango) says:

>During the Con, a few hours after Trace made the contraversial "Crunt"
>comment he explained that he had no clue as to what it meant. It just
>came out.
>

That's it. "Con", "Trace", "Crunt" all in the same post, without the
proper warning... This is very unbecoming behaviour for an Initiate,
which I doubt you even are.

Please identify yourself, with full credentials, and explain your
actions. Or pay the consequences.

Until such time your name is marked in the Darkened Roll of the Black
Academy of Theth.

Hope your Orange Grains are balanced. After this little episode, you're
going to need all the help you can get.

Yours,

Rev. Matthew A. Carey
Head, First Assisting Plane
to the BAoTh --
Upper Pole.
Founder and Director of Discipline,
Vision Temple.
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Subject: Re: :-) Re: crunt
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)

In a previous article, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:

>TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:

-- Faulty but humorous speculations on the meaning of "Crunt" cut. --

Look, all due respect and everything, but you all just don't know what
you are messing with. Please, keep discussions of "Crunt" to a minimum.
And try not to make light of it.

I'm having enough trouble keeping my Orange Grains balanced as it is.
--
Rips on. Rev. Matthew A. Carey Rips off.
Vision Temple -- Tarzana, Calif.
"Words kill." -- Q**yl*/North '96 -- crunt

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