THE ANTI "BOB" -- BUYER

We don't know a whole lot about the Anti"Bob". We know of various false prophets that people may mistake for the Anti"Bob". But we don't really know who the Anti"Bob" is yet. This we do know: that his name is spelled, ,,oBo,,... but get this: just as "Bob" can sell you anything -- anything "Bob" tries to sell you, you WILL buy -- the Anti"Bob", by the same token, gets you to sell things to HIM. He BUYS things from YOU. But the horrible thing is, if he wants to buy it, you will sell it. And you may not get the very best price for it, needless to say. If he wants to buy your car, you'll sell him your car. If he wants you to sell him your house, you'll sell him your house. If he wants you to sell your kid, you'll sell your kid. And if he wants you to sell something equally precious -- your soul -- you will sell that to the Anti"Bob"... and you will not get the best price.

Whereas, when "Bob" sells something to you, HE WILL get the best price.
So that's the difference between "Bob" and the Anti"Bob". With "Bob", when he leaves, you've got something that you didn't have before... aside from a debt. You HAVE some THING that "Bob" sold you... and that's more important than the debt. Even if it's something broken...or an encyclopedia that's 40 years out of date -- the fact that "Bob" sold it to you makes it much more valuable than any mere money you may have spent on it. As opposed to the Anti"Bob" -- he takes something away. Sure, you may get MONEY, but the fact that the Anti"Bob" is the one who took it... it'll never be worth that money. He takes AWAY your Slack. That thing was Slack until he bought it from you. That's WHY he bought it. It's YOUR SLACK. He took it away. "BOB" SELLS YOU HIS SLACK, and it's the purest, purest Slack there is. It's the juiciest, richest, most orgasmic Slack; this Slack that "Bob" sells you is so seething and broiling with pure Slackfulness, ....ah, it gets me excited just thinking about it.

Rev. Ivan Stang
In the Car

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