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Tape Transcript #0023
Brothers and sisters and little *babies* locked in the
dresser-drawers of a CRUEL and HOSTILE world: REJOICE, yea,
*REJOICE*, for THY TIME HATH COME!!!!! You can *feel* it, feel it
in the VERY AIR WE BREATHE... the time o' the LORD is drawin'
close; and when I say "close", I don't mean oh, yeah, you can see
THE TIME OF THE LORD IS IMPINGING ON MY PERSONAL SPACE!!!!
THE ALIEN INVASION IS *IN* *MY* *UNDERWEAR*!!!!
Yes, brothers'n'sisters, it's THAT CLOSE! It's closer 'n
the stamp on a box o' severed heads mailed to REPUBLICAN NATIONAL
"HEAD"QUARTERS! It's closer 'n the *fleas* in an anchorman's
toupee! *BROTHERS* and *SISTERS*, the TIME of the LORD is closer
than the *holy* *boot* that covers the FOOT GLAND of the LORD DOBBS
ALMIGHTY!!!!!! PRAISE "BOB", ALL YE FAITHFUL!!! PRAISE HIM *NOW*!!
LET THAT MONEY *FLY*!!!
All over the world, the slaves o' the CON are casting off
their chains, AND REPLACING THEM WITH NEXT SEASON'S *FASHION*
*STYLES*! Does this mean anything! NO! It happens every year!
But it's CHANGE, b0bdammit, and CHANGE IS WHAT WE'VE COME TO "TALK"
ABOUT TODAY! Yes, CHANGE! And not only CHANGE -- but BILLS, too!
BILLS of LARGE sizes! and CHECKS! checks that are BLANK, just
waiting for the hand o' DOBBS...
YOU, TOO, CAN BE A BLANK CHECK BEFORE THE PEN OF "BOB"!
AND WHEN THAT PEN WRITES, IT'S *PERMANENT*!
CAN YOU SAY *PERMANENT* INK, CAN YOU SAY *FOREVER*?
Because the WORD of Dobbs is PERMANENT, brothers 'n sisters
-- because it *WILL* LAST, LAST RIGHT UP UNTIL THE DAY IT CHANGES!
YES! YAAAAA! YES!
What can I say? What can I *tell* you? No *words* can
express the GLORY; no *words* can express the TERROR; no *words* can
tell you that it is NECESSARY and ESSENTIAL to SEND MONEY TO FURTHER
THE CAUSE, THAT YOUR *VERY* *LIFE* *DEPENDS* ON YOUR *OPEN*
*WALLET*... no, no words can express, can tell, can SHOW YOU THE
GLORY OF THE LIVING SAINT OF SALES, THE IMMORTAL AND EVERLASTING
THING OF THINGS, THE ALMIGHTY SLACKMEISTER... and you know his
name, brothers and sisters, *you* know his *name*.
*SCREAM NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE*
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