In the thread "ALT.SLACK CONSUMER SURVEY", Blackmer suggests that we need to talk more about our Slack.
Happy to oblige, I of course aim to please.
I just turned 22 last week. I have so much Slack, it's coming out my ass.
Maybe if several of you learned to kiss it some, you'd get some of the
run off, so to speak.
For me, Slack is time, money, love, food, sex, and awesome music/tv/movies
and other assorted media, not necessarily in that order.
The sex/love thing has rarely been a problem for me, yet it is the aspect
of Slack upon which I focus most of my attention. This keeps getting
better. After I met Will O'Dobbs, I discovered that this will always be
the case. I will not go into detail to spare you from feeling too bad if
you reading this happen to have "problem areas" in your sex life.
I also get Slack from having people I respect, respect me back. I have had
this happen to me more this year alone than I ever dared dream. It shows
no sign of stopping. Any jealousy you may experience is natural, yet you
should not allow it to cloud the fact that if you are a SubGenius, the
more Slack I have, the more Slack-waves propagate out into the Luck
Plane, and the more Slack YOU have.
You may accuse me of indulging in False Slack. You are wrong. It is
simply that my Slack is harder for most people to come by. In the past, it
must have been difficult to obtain for me to fully enjoy it. Now that I
have started obtaining it, it has snowballed, but is no less exquisite
and rare for it. On the eve of my Second Appearance at a Devival
performing the SubGenius DeathChick Spanking Ritual, I am reminded of my
attendance at devivals of the past, and my certain knowledge that some
day, I would be helping to create the experience for others. I also know
that just like all the good preachers, we move on to other things
eventually, to savour our memories, and occasionally be dragged out for
posterity.
But in the NOW which IS NOW- it is happening. The memories are
being created out of the very essence of Pure, Unsullied TRUE SLACK. It's
hard to take, it's blinding, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I am a
Slack Master. I have fuckin' SLACK!
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From: blackmer@course2.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)
rev.nickie (nickie@superlink.net) wrote:
: I just turned 22 last week. I have so much Slack, it's coming out my ass.
: Maybe if several of you learned to kiss it some, you'd get some of the
: run off, so to speak.
LIES! HIDEOUS LIES! But do it anyway, you stupid shits. It's not as if
you can help it...
: The sex/love thing has rarely been a problem for me, yet it is the aspect
: of Slack upon which I focus most of my attention. This keeps getting
: better. After I met Will O'Dobbs, I discovered that this will always be
: the case. I will not go into detail to spare you from feeling too bad if
: you reading this happen to have "problem areas" in your sex life.
I'm sure no one on alt.slack has much sexual frustration. Do tell. Do.
: if you are a SubGenius, the more Slack I have, the more Slack-waves :propagate out into the Luck Plane, and the more Slack YOU have.
This is true, but you neglect to mention nuances of ratios... This is not
as cut-and-dried as it appears. But please folks, ACT AS IF IT WERE!
: But in the NOW which IS NOW- it is happening. The memories are
: being created out of the very essence of Pure, Unsullied TRUE SLACK. It's
: hard to take, it's blinding, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I am a
: Slack Master. I have fuckin' SLACK!
NOW! NOW! NOW! RIGHT NOW! There is no TIME!! AAAIIIEEE!!! Excuse me.
Excuse Meeeeeee QPM
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