--THE EGG OF SLACK
Far away in the before time, there stood a giant egg in a place we now know as Stonehenge. This egg was the giant slack generator known to the ancients as the egg of life. The power of this great ovum of mother earth was such that the ancients needed for nothing, their slack was bountiful and they were as free and as happy as the larks in the sky.
The great egg of Stonehenge was not the only such centre of slack, in orbit around the central trancemitter were, for lack of a better way to put it, relay stations which consisted of smaller eggs, either singularly or in nests, these lesser circles amplified the slack waves across the country, effectively giving slack in more areas than the average mobile telephone can sensibly be expected to work effectively.
The sites of the larger eggs are well known to us due to the large stones which were lowered into place in order to support the bulk of the generators and resonance relay amplifiers, many of the smaller stone circles are simply that, small stone circles. They did not contain the eggs of slack, but instead they were strategically placed showing the ancient ones the high density areas of primordial slack.
Obviously these eggs were of no bird nor beast, so where did they come from? They were brought from the inner regions of the continent we know as ATLANTIS. They were made up of many crystals all compressed into one element, which, if broken or chipped, would shatter into its individual component parts, ALLOWING THE SLACK ENERGY WITHIN TO ESCAPE.
The Eggs were carried on huge carts, each as plush as a first class seat aboard a British Airways Concorde, these carts were pulled by THE BEASTS OF FALSE-SLACK. These beasts could only be controlled when in close proximity to the generators, and even then they could be unpredictable without the correct knowledge.
Once the grid of slack had been set up and was fully operational the beasts would not have the power or courage to cross the boundaries, so to be fair, these beasts were given slack and allowed to roam free, unable to re-enter the protected regions.
The Eggs were set in place and the beasts released, the slack field builders returned home happy in the knowledge that the continent was safe and the beasts of anti-slack had been cast out to live in the wastelands, this was the situation for many generations of life.
Long after the disappearance of all but the northern highlands of Atlantis (The British Isles) the Eggs were still working well keeping the descendants of the Yetis safe. Over the immense period of time, between the destruction of Atlantis, and the arrival of the Roman invaders, the truth of the giant Crystal structures had become an absolute truth--this was due to the devastating effects which had been brought about through people attempting to remove pieces of the stones for charms and amulets, imagine the entity you would create if a stone egg the size of a VW Beetle exploded in your face for no apparent reason. This was the dawning of the Druid belief.
FOR MANY YEARS THE DRUIDS WORKED TO EXPLAIN THE REASON FOR THE STONES EXPLODING; THEY TRIED TO UNDERSTAND THE DISAPPEARANCES IN THE NIGHT OF VILLAGES AND THEIR PEOPLE. EVENTUALLY THEY GOT CLOSE:
They realised that the people and villages that disappeared were within the area of the latest EXPLODING EGG, therefore these eggs must be releasing evil demons which indiscriminately feed upon the souls and flesh of men, so in order to save themselves, they would ritualisticaly offer the uninitiated as sacrifices at the places the eggs once stood. This eventually became twisted round so as to appear that the offerings were being made to the sun god who protected them from the EVIL DEMONS OF THE NIGHT. This went on for ages, justification after justification, until eventually the Druids had created the ultimate and absolute truth as they saw it.
WHEN WORD REACHED THE ISLAND THAT THE WOPS WERE COMING, the Druid dudes did their best to save the few remaining stones by removing them from their eggcups and attempting to hide them. They were not totally successful--most of the stones were found by the advancing Romans,
BUT NOT THEM ALL.
It is now believed that many of the smaller stones may still be intact and also still resident in the BRITISH ISLES. This would explain the Bulldog spirit of the BRITISH, this would also explain the British tendency of eccentricity and also the sense of humour. These eggs, if they are still here, are going to be in places of high power; it is believed in certain circles that the KING STONE which resides under THE CORONATION THRONE OF THE ROYAL LINE OF BRITAIN is one such stone. It is also believed that the Palace of Westminster is also another resting place for such stones along with:
York minster, Canterbury Cathedral, Glastonbury Torr, Windsor Castle and Wakefield Cathedral.
As SLACK MASTERS, it is our duty to find these scattered OVUM, when the Eggs are found and brought together, we will have the ability to generate our own slackfield. When the beasts of false slack attempt to penetrate this field their tortured cries will show them for who they are. They will scream and moan for mercy!!! THE ONLY MERCY THEY WILL RECEIVE WILL BE A QUICK TERMINATION OF THEIR FILTHY EXISTANCE!!!
HELP ME, POPE "O.J" OBI JUAN KENNEDY III, to find these eggs for "BOB", HELP ME BRING SLACK BACK TO THE BLUE ONES...OR KILL ME ! Pope "O.J"
OBI JUAN KENNEDY III.
Written by Obi juan Kennedy III
Editted by Jacques Treatment
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