You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG
SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much chili, weitzen beer and
jello pudding shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off
of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping untill the brown on the toilette
paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the
friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE
SHIT IS STILL THERE!
It's sort of like voting isn't it?
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His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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Subject: Re: I'm not trying to be anal,butt............
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Mar 5, 2000 8:33 AM
Message-ID: <38C26215.3B7@succeeds.com>
Name: PopeBlack wrote:
>
> You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG
> SHIT? I mean a really gut wrenching, too much chili, weitzen beer and
> jello pudding shit. Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off
> of you ass. You keep wiping and wiping untill the brown on the toilette
> paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the
> friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE
> SHIT IS STILL THERE!
>
> It's sort of like voting isn't it?
>
And THAT'S why you HAVE to vote for Pikachu in '00!
yES, friends, only Pikachu will give your butt the warm,
gentle flood of water that will leave you feeling fresh
and invigorated, with just a hint of minty flavor!
Unlike the other candidates, Pikachu, Pikachu, and Pikachu,
who will savage your sphincter with the corregated cardboard
of old and failed policies; who will ravage your rectum with
high taxes, and who will make your hemorrhoids dangle like
grapes on general principal; only PIKACHU will promise to
snip the dingleberries of corruption. Only PIKACHU will
promise to sooth and refresh your troubled pooter. Only
PIKACHU will promise to clean, polish and lightly oil your
turd shoot 'till it is smooth as fresh silk drenched in heavy
cream!
VOTE PIKACHU IN '00!!!
The only choice for you assholes. We've made sure of that.
(paid for by the Bend Over, Spread 'Em, and Be Prepared to
Squeal Like a Pleasure Piggie One More Time Committee)
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