Scientology Vs. Church doctrine

In article <38E141FA.681C@pacbell.net>, Bodhisatva Troutwaxer <tungtung@pacbell.net> wrote:

>That's really weird. Why didn't they put it in the Book of the Subgenius dude?

Copyright, plus their concepts are lame.

They have "body thetans".

We have the NENTAL IFE.

Which will get you laid more? That's right, the Nental Ife, just because it's a horny, ill-behaved little entity.

And it piggybacks on your brain, acting as the devil on your shoulder. Which is why "Bob" should be your angel--he'll know exactly when to go along with the Nental Ife, and when to blow it all off.

The Scienos want to "clear" themselves of excess thetans.

We're stuck with our Nental Ives, but as Doktors we have turned that into a damned good thing.

The Prophet Lilith

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