Subject: Real Answers

From: Unit 4 <unit4@i-plus.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Mon, Mar 6, 2000 3:12 PM
Message-ID: <pr38csghcis9agp2s6e9274sjjoo2e5dmg@4ax.com>

See, I TOLD you that you should be reading the SkeptiChat I had sent in
here. The editor REALLY KNOWS THE TRUTHS.

Here's just a bit he sent in reply to one of mine:

To: "SkeptiChat list" <skeptichat@lists.sonic.net>
Subject: Re: [SC] MarsHit!
From: "Ric Carter" <ric@sonic.net>
Date: Sun, 5 Mar 2000 23:50:27 -0800

----- Original Message -----
From: "Unit 4" <Unit4@SPUTUM.com>

> }> Believe me, no one is more disappointed than I am. I was really
> )> hoping to see the look on the Face On Mars when this came at it.
> }
> }Is that the Cydonia face, the Happy Face, the Snoopy Face, the Kermit
> }The Frog face, or one of the other "Face On Mars" structures?
>
> Probably the J.R. "Bob" Dobbs face I saw at the SubGenius site. It had
> a pipe.

You only *think* it's a pipe. It's really an alien implantation tool.
The unwary victim approaches too close to the Bob-figure. Faster than
the eye can register, the pipe is whipped out, the probe is inserted,
the implant makes its way into the all-too-human flesh, and 'Bob' has
done his part. One becomes 'slack.' The rest is inevitable. Yow.

> }Hey, how come UFOlogists are never hit by meteorites?
>
> They can get meteorites to hover. I can't. That's why I'm stuck being
> a skeptic.

Better skeptic than septic, I always say.

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