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Pity the
poor Pink Boy who comes looking for a SIMPLE, SHORT EXPLANATION of The Church
of the SubGenius that HE or SHE can UNDERSTAND. If we could provide THAT,
we'd be much bigger than Islam by now. However, reading a few hundred of
the following "short descriptions" (most of which come from alt.slack
in response to requets for "the FAQ") should impart the slightest
vestige of a glimmer of understanding of what "Bob" and his Called
Ministers have been trying to say all these years.
Incidentally, you still really DO have to SEND THAT DOLLAR to PO Box 140306,
Dallas, TX 75214 USA -- EVEN THOUGH the pamphlet you'll get in the mail
is already reproduced at the FREE SLACK
FOR SALE area at the gateway to this monstrous website. Only at the
moment that you have dropped that envelope with YOUR DOLLAR into the mail
slot IRRETRIEVABLY, ONLY THEN will you truly "grok" Dobbs in fullness.
art by cuthulu of Radar Labs
The
Brand-New, IMPROVED, ILLUSTRATED, OFFICIAL
SUBGENIUS ONLINE PAMPHLET
NUMBER ONE!!
NOT a quickie summation culled by Bobbies, but an EXACT DUPLICATE of the
original 1980 classic SubGenius Foundation Pamphlet #1, THE WORLD ENDS
TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE!
THE CAPSULE EXPLANATION OF THE CHURCH MOST FREQUENTLY SEEN
ON THE INTERNET:
SUBGENIUS
ONLINE PAMPHLET aka THE SUBGENIUS MANIFESTO
This was pieced together from various early SubGenius Foundation print publications
by persons semi-unknown, and has been going around the Internet practically
since both of their confused and ugly births.
New Attempts:
Special FAQ for Use on Christians
NEWBIE ALERT!
(or: How we treat the unsaved questioner and how much they deserve to be treated that way).
On the Nature of the Big Red Straps
"Can I legally marry people now that I am ordained in the Church of the SubGenius?"
TRUE SLACK / FALSE SLACK by Popess Lilith von Fraumench
OFFICIAL Church News Release for Pink Media regarding The End of World (Please Send to Local Media!)
FOR THOSE WHO REALLY JUST DON'T GET IT AT
ALL
Most Typical: Subject: Re: FAQ
Most Accurate FAQ: The True FAQ
(by Nenslo)
Actual Encyclopedia Definition of the Church: FAQ:
Plastic Model Kit: J.R."Bob"
Dobbs
FAQ?
FAQ ON SLACK?
Fill me in please
Subject: Re: What's this post
about?
What is all the writing about?
What is all this Slack, Subgenius,
Rev. Stang stuff about?
What's going on here?
Spiritual confusion... please
help
Question
Subject: Re: FAQ?
Re: What slack?
The Essence of Slack?
Was Bob Dobbs Real?
PRIMARY INTRO TO "BOB"
4 NEWCOMERS
FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEY "KINDA GET IT"
BOB IS...
ARE YOU REALLY A SUBGENIUS???
What We Stand For
Review of THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS
by WEJOT68!
Secrets of the SubGenius P.O. Box
alt.religion.subgenius FAQ
But it's really GOOD religion,
Mom!
Success Through Smallness -- DOBBS
in the I CHING!
Definition of "SubGenius"
FOR THOSE WHO GET IT, ALL RIGHT, AND ARE SICK TO DEATH OF IT
alt.slack in New Book
ARTICLE IN FACE MAGAZINE
Church Mentioned in Internet Book
YET MORE PERFECTLY GOOD "EXPLANATIONS" THAT ALL TOTALLY
CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
a brief comparison of two theologies
alt.bitch-and-whine
DAD'S FAQ! (Poor little Selina dared
ask)
I'M WATCHING YOU
Make Some Slackful Noise
My take on it: the FAQ should
be apparently nonsensical,
Re: Messianic History
Scientology vs. SubGenius
SLAQ FAQ
Doktors, Popes, Bobbies and Rev's.
Duuuh... where's the FAQ?
This file was converted to Human English using DadsNewSlacks 4.0,
with text editing by Rev. Dr. Michael "Dad" Townsend, and auto-htmangling
by StangScam Version 67.889 - (c) DobbsCo.