Subject: The CHURCH of the Subgenius

From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

The only religion with more inside jokes than commandments.

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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

That may be one of the best descriptions of this crew I've ever heard.
Beautiful.
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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: Boddhisatva Troutwaxer <tungtung@pacbell.net>

Yes, lovely. At the risk of seeming like one of those bad boys who get
their kicks out of synthesizing thesis and antithesis...

The inside jokes ARE the commandments.

T.
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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
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>The only religion with more inside jokes than commandments.

What's especially funny is the fact that whenever we point out
something funny about our religion, we can jut easily apply the same
joke to ALL religions.

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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

The difference being that we GET the joke and laugh.
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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>

On Sun, 09 Sep 2001 15:46:56 -0400, Modemac <modemac@modemac.com> wrote, in
alt.slack:

}On Sun, 09 Sep 2001 15:48:23 GMT, joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
}wrote:
}>The only religion with more inside jokes than commandments.

I wasn't aware we had ANY. Except of course for the fact that "anything any
SubG minister says is automatically dogma, even if, ESPECIALLY if, it
contradicts another SubG minister."

}What's especially funny is the fact that whenever we point out
}something funny about our religion, we can jut easily apply the same
}joke to ALL religions.

I find it particularly telling that we can laugh at us and them equally,
and they can't laugh at either. They'll PRETEND to laugh at us, but it's
fake, sarcastic laughter, not true amusement.
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Subject: Re: The CHURCH of the Subgenius
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 10, 2001 11:39 PM
Message-ID: <100920012039009986%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <4ohnptscmq9gf5psrooni5i13fs2ooab14@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 09 Sep 2001 15:48:23 GMT, joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
> wrote:
> >The only religion with more inside jokes than commandments.
>
> What's especially funny is the fact that whenever we point out
> something funny about our religion, we can jut easily apply the same
> joke to ALL religions.

DUH.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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